[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Negro 1 walks into a convenience store, grabs a Coke and a bag of Doritos Nacho Cheese chips, and heads to the checkout counter and begins to pay for his items.

Negro 2 runs up before he can finish, grabs his chips, and runs out of the store.

Negro 1 yells: "Wait a minute! That's NACHO Cheese!"

[Russell Holbeck]

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Q: A colored woman has 5 boys all named Tyrone how does she tell them apart.

A: By their last name.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A heahen man walks into an adult porno store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"

Customer says, "Female"

Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"

Customer says, "White"

Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"

Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says, "A whole lot, as a matter of fact.-- The Muslim one blows itself up!"

[Marc Thyme]

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Two Muslimp women were conversing one day about their children. One said, "My little Achmed, he went to Heaven only a month ago after he martyred himself with a car bomb. And it's been two years now since Abdhullah, my oldest son, martyred himself with a TNT vest." The other said, "Oh, I know. One day you're feeding them, and changing their diapers, burping them, sending them off to school, watching them learn, and before you know it they're all blown up."

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!

You got me there, Bubba. I would have guessed Obama and Biden.

[Sammy The Penitent]

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Q: A nigra, a jew, and a mexican jump off a bridge. who wins?

A: Society


Q: A nigra, a jew, and a mexican jump off a bridge, who lands first?

A: Who cares

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Here's an old one:

A Roman Catholic who had filled up the measure of his iniquities as far as he dared went to the priest to confess and obtain absolution. He entered the apartment of the priest and addressed him thus, ‘Holy father, I have sinned.’
The priest bade him kneel before the penitential chair. The penitent was looking about, and saw the priest’s gold watch lying upon the table within his reach; he seized it and put it in his bosom. The priest approached him and requested him to acknowledge the sins for which he wished absolution.
‘Father,’ said the rogue, ‘I have stolen, and what shall I do?’
‘Restore,’ said the priest, ‘the thing you have stolen to its rightful owner.’
‘Do you take it,’ said the penitent.
‘No, I shall not,’ said the priest; ‘you must give it to the owner.’
‘But he has refused to take it.’
‘If this be the case you may keep it.’
The priest granted him full absolution; and the penitent knelt and kissed his hand, craved his benediction, crossed himself, and departed with a clear conscience, and a very valuable gold watch into the bargain.
– Walter Baxendale, Dictionary of Anecdote, Incident, Illustrative Fact, 1888

This shows that Catlix have been liars, cheats and thieves for at least 115 years.

[Bubba McRightman]

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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!

Q: What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?
A: Single.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.

The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss."The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues,"When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.

WHACK!

He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with a rod of correction every step.

His mom lays a beating on and locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

[BelieverInGod]

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A friend sent this to me, thought it was funny.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Whats that mean?

Laugh my butt off with JESUS, of course.

[Nikki Fia]

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LMBOWJ!!

Whats that mean?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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A joo rabbi and a papist priest were walking down the street.

The priest says ''Hey, see that little boy playing over there? Lets go fuck him!''

The rabbi said ''Out of what?''

LMBOWJ!!