[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Funny, funny joke--very nice.

1. What do you call a woman who has lost 97.5% of her intelligence?
--Divorced
2. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
3. Why can't women ski?
--Because there is no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen.

--Koty

Friend,

Those are quite witty jokes. I am glad we have have humor here without spreading hate or vulgarity.

[Talitha]

Re: Funny, funny joke--very nice.

Thank you Katy.

Have you not seen that we have a Christian Joke Forum somewhere here?
Just do a search

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

[HatePeace]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

I have a good joke. Landover Baptist Church is crazy, and "Pastor" Ezekiel a real cruel pastor. Except it's not a joke!

And the Catholic Church is the greatest thing on Earth. Except it's not a joke!

I hope these made you laugh.

[Nobar King]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

Not only are your statements not true, they're mean. Does it make you feel good to hurt other people? You sure picked an un-characteristic username.

[JennyD]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

I have a good joke. Landover Baptist Church isn't real, nor is "Pastor" Ezekiel a real ordained pastor. Except it's not a joke!

And the Catholic Church is the greatest thing on Earth. Except it's not a joke!

I hope these made you laugh.

Catholics hate Jesus, dope fiends, and homosexuals. Unless they're pedophiles, in which case they make them priests.

[HatePeace]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

Actually we don't hate Jesus. We worship him.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

Actually we don't hate Jesus. We worship him.

By saying "Hail Marry"?

[Brother Turdis]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

Why did jesus Cry?

He was forced to watch people take his beliefs and turn them into extremist predjudice bullshit.

Oh yeah, and he got nailed to some wood.

[Nobar King]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

That's not a joke. You can't just make up some stuff and say that it's funny. Where did you learn your humor, from Barney?

[HatePeace]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

Hail Mary is one prayer. If you weren't as ignorant as you are, you would find quite a few about Jesus.

[JennyD]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

Hail Mary is one prayer. If you weren't as ignorant as you are, you would find quite a few about Jesus.

I can pretty easily find a few hundred to Mary.

http://www.catholic.org/prayers/prayer.php?s=31

[HatePeace]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

Find all those about Jesus. Plus this is because Mary comes in many forms and we have a devotion to most of them.

[JennyD]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

Find all those about Jesus. Plus this is because Mary comes in many forms and we have a devotion to most of them.

Mary is DEAD, dope fiend. She comes in no forms!

[HatePeace]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

Our Lady of Guadalape, Our Lady of Fatima, Our Lady of Lourdes, Our Lady of Trsat... Maybe you need to become a bit more educated, friend.