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How many joos can ride in a Volkswagen?
Fourteen. Two in front, two in back and ten in the ashtray.
How many joos can ride in a Volkswagen?
Fourteen. Two in front, two in back and ten in the ashtray.
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Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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LOL, My joke is: There Is No Jesus! Except it's not a joke! XDComment
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What is the difference between Batman and a nigra?
Batman can go out at night without Robinsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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You know that first post was very offensive against me and my religious leader. May you please delete it, ma'am?Comment
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We don't delete anything here, you papal pauper. That would undermine the integrity of this forum. People would accuse us of deleting their 'wisdom', and that would just dilute the true word of our Lord, Jesus Christ.Originally posted by IHateBapFreaks View Post
You might want to watch what you write, because you can't edit it.Comment
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You know, why can't Baptists and Catholics just unite under the worship of God and his only begotton Son Christ?Comment
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You might find better answers in this thread, and not the joke thread.Originally posted by IHateBapFreaks View PostComment
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Back on topic...
How do you name a baby chink? Drop an empty can down a flight of stairs and try to sound the noise out.Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Originally posted by IHateBapFreaks View Post
Now, THAT is funny!
Catholics . . . worshipping God and Jesus, instead of Mary!
What a kidder!www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
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We worship Christ our Lord. We venerate Mary. Worship and venerate are two different things, Sister Jenny. Two different things.Comment
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, '"Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me."sigpicComment
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If we only sent True Christian(tm) soldiers into battle, just imagine . . . ZERO casualties!Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Postwww.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
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Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!Comment
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Uncle Jim told me this one yesterday:
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Why wasnt she in the kitchen!?
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Funny, funny joke--very nice.
1. What do you call a woman who has lost 97.5% of her intelligence?
--Divorced
2. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
3. Why can't women ski?
--Because there is no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen.
--KotyComment
Mary Worshiper. Maybe I should go to your lame Catlick forum and tell you Hellbound idiots what to do.
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