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  • Jedediah
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Fisher of Men
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2010
    • 6824
    #31
    Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

    Originally posted by Atheist at Heart View Post
    From what I've seen in this thread, it looks like no one is going to heaven.
    Surprise, surprise. A God-mocking degenerate lacks the spiritual discernment to recognize Heaven Bound Christians destined for Glory, even while in our midst. Jesus told us to expect these types during these end times.

    Jude 1:16-19
    These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
    But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
    How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
    These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405
        #32
        Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

        Originally posted by Atheist at Heart View Post
        From what I've seen in this thread, it looks like no one is going to heaven.
        Friend,

        Please hold back from the god mocking for a second and answer the question; if you went to heaven what would you look forward to doing?

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14573
            #33
            Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

            Originally posted by Atheist at Heart View Post
            From what I've seen in this thread, it looks like no one is going to heaven.
            If, as no doubt you claim is the case, Heaven does not exist then you are announcing that "no-one" is going "nowhere"

            ..in which case you ought to consider, since "everyone" is going "somewhere" [a logical consequence of your double negative], where exactly are you going?

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775
                #34
                Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

                I can't wait for my new name!

                He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the hidden manna, and will give him a white stone, and in the stone a new name written, which no man knoweth saving he that receiveth it.
                Revelation 2:17


                Born into the cultish papist family as I was, I was named to honor the pagan goddess the pope pretended was the mother of God. I cannot wait for my new name, a name that honors Christ Himself. I only hope it isn't too difficult for me to learn to come when my new name is called.

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #35
                    Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

                    Originally posted by Atheist at Heart View Post
                    From what I've seen in this thread, it looks like no one is going to heaven.
                    I know you aren't.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050
                        #36
                        Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

                        I'm looking forward to never having to wonder whether the GOP will win an election, and never having to worry that the GOP will field a Mormon or Catholic candidate.

                        I know Heaven's not a democracy, but I've always assumed people in Heaven would still want to hold elections to decide who were the best folks to coordinate the singing of hymns and the praising of the Lord and whatnot.
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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #37
                            Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                            I'm looking forward to never having to wonder whether the GOP will win an election, and never having to worry that the GOP will field a Mormon or Catholic candidate.

                            I know Heaven's not a democracy, but I've always assumed people in Heaven would still want to hold elections to decide who were the best folks to coordinate the singing of hymns and the praising of the Lord and whatnot.
                            I believe the Pastors will be in charge of those details.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Jack O'fagan
                                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 4836
                                #38
                                Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

                                I can't wait to get up to heaven and be single again. My wife is ok but like all women it's yappity yappity yap all the time . But as Jesus says we are not reunited with our wives when we are dead,

                                Matthew 22:29 Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God.                                 30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.


                                Churches are full of old ladies who think they are going to die and be reunited with their husband. READ YOUR BIBLE! You're not going to give him any more ear ache in heaven, he had enough of that when he was alive.



                                He will be blissfully single again and won't have to listen to your crap anymore.


                                Hallelujah!



                                Jack
                                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                  • Joshua.Wright
                                    Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                                    • Mar 2012
                                    • 41
                                    #39
                                    Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

                                    Ohhh.
                                    Massive fire sword, or secrets of the universe.
                                    Why must I be forced to choose between the two most awesome things ever!?!
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