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  • #31
    Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

    Originally posted by FalseBeliever View Post
    Always enjoyable to see some of you "righteous believers" squirm with your wishful thinking and no real sound coming out. And that typical side of bigotry served with a dish of fanaticism never ceases to amaze. So your concern is not real criminals (murderers, rapists, thieves etc) not getting justice, but a couple of the same sex copulating. That is your declaration that hell must exist.
    It is not our concern, it is God's concern, sweetie. We have His Word for it.

    Well you got me there! And to Mary what's her face, it's a win win situation for me. Like I said hell would be step up from the company of miserable sheep like of you, unless of course you'd be in a different section. You see I never received that brochure you have, being unworthy of it you know.
    For your information, the Holy Bible is the most printed book in history. They even have it online, so you really don't have a good excuse for not having read it.

    As far as the forum's rules, thanks for your enlightenment, Pastor ***insults removed***. I suppose I should've picked a number and waited my turn too. Here's an introduction for you: I see no need for an introduction, I'm going to speak my mind and if you don't like it you ***potty language removed***. As far as I'm concerned the forum automatically permitted my public post without reciting "Hail Mary" 10 times, so until you or someone else can manage to get me suspended (which I will heartbroken over by the way), you have no choice but to keep preaching your religious ***more potty language removed*** and tolerate me.
    Do you kiss your Mommy with this potty mouth? More generally speaking: why are atheists so rude? Why can't you be more respectful of other people's beliefs?

    Obviously, I won't be a VIP member here and do not aspire to be. My comments were spontaneous in reaction to a ludicrous subject I found through google. This was NOT meant to be a debate. From past experience, I know that the brain of a religious nut is like a brick wall, impermeable to reason and common sense.
    Thank you for blessing us with your unjust persecution (Matthew 5:10-12).

    Originally posted by FalseBeliever View Post
    Correction, genius. Delusional people are ones who believe in a schizophrenic hypocritical god. Like God like worshipers. I don't know if there are drugs out there for people that pray to feel better, but I'll pray for that cure to come out. Who knows, If God is out there, he might give priority to my prayers first, since they are at least constructive: treating psychosis.
    In other words, it is delusional to believe in a God for whose existence there is actual evidence (the Holy Bible), but it is not delusional to believe in a God for whose existence there is no evidence whatsoever?

    I am truly fascinated by the way your reasoning works!
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • #32
      Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

      Originally posted by FalseBeliever View Post
      Always enjoyable to see some of you "righteous believers" squirm with your wishful thinking and no real sound coming out. And that typical side of bigotry served with a dish of fanaticism never ceases to amaze. So your concern is not real criminals (murderers, rapists, thieves etc) not getting justice, but a couple of the same sex copulating. That is your declaration that hell must exist. Well you got me there! And to Mary what's her face, it's a win win situation for me. Like I said hell would be step up from the company of miserable sheep like of you, unless of course you'd be in a different section. You see I never received that brochure you have, being unworthy of it you know. And if we just die and nothing else, which you are afraid to consider, then we'll all end up the same. But all in all, I'll take that figment of your imagination as a compliment. Des, what planet do you live on? The same one you get your statistics from?


      As far as the forum's rules, thanks for your enlightenment, Pastor ***insults removed***. I suppose I should've picked a number and waited my turn too. Here's an introduction for you: I see no need for an introduction, I'm going to speak my mind and if you don't like it you ***potty language removed***. As far as I'm concerned the forum automatically permitted my public post without reciting "Hail Mary" 10 times, so until you or someone else can manage to get me suspended (which I will heartbroken over by the way), you have no choice but to keep preaching your religious ***more potty language removed*** and tolerate me. Obviously, I won't be a VIP member here and do not aspire to be. My comments were spontaneous in reaction to a ludicrous subject I found through google. This was NOT meant to be a debate. From past experience, I know that the brain of a religious nut is like a brick wall, impermeable to reason and common sense.

      "I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace"

      Take that back. I've had that holy ***still more potty language removed*** cleansed (out of my rectum) years ago and I don't want that bug polluting my system again.


      May love and reason deliver you all from the ***some more potty language removed*** filling your heads.

      Your missive is filled with prejudice, preconceived misconceptions and stereotypes that you seek to match up with your false observations, which observations you lay in wait for, hoping to match your theories with some supporting facts.

      Well, Potty Mouth, as unique and exciting as you must think you are, the fact is that you are just a replay of the same pseudo-intellectual drivel droolers who come here once or twice a week to explain how it really is.

      Here is the only important detail: Accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior or go to Hell!

      Don't go there; it's too hot.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • #33
        Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

        Well now that I'm in on this, touche to all of you. Nice job I guess I should let you know that holy fucking ghost paid me a visit after my posts last night. Halle motherfucking Lujah
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • #34
          Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

          When you say "in on this", I assume you mean that you've found God? Hopefully, you learn to curb that potty language soon, as the Baby Jesus doesn't like to hear words like 'piffle'.
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          • #35
            Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

            Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
            When you say "in on this", I assume you mean that you've found God? Hopefully, you learn to curb that potty language soon, as the Baby Jesus doesn't like to hear words like 'piffle'.
            Of course, what else?! The only problem I'm having now is that I've received a high dose of Holy Ghost so I'm a little woozy. Sorry if I made Baby Jesus sniffle with my piffle.
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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            • #36
              Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

              Originally posted by FalseBeliever View Post
              Of course, what else?! The only problem I'm having now is that I've received a high dose of Holy Ghost so I'm a little woozy. Sorry if I made Baby Jesus sniffle with my piffle.
              Please do not blaspheme against the Holy Ghost. forgives almost everything (murder, rape, etc), but if you blaspheme against the Holy Ghost, there is no forgiveness:

              Matthew 12:31-32
              31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy [against] the [Holy] Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
              32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the [world] to come.

              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • #37
                Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

                Originally posted by FalseBeliever View Post
                Of course, what else?! The only problem I'm having now is that I've received a high dose of Holy Ghost so I'm a little woozy. Sorry if I made Baby Jesus sniffle with my piffle.
                Dear, you make my eyes fill with tears and my heart heavy as I see you so blatantly rejecting our dear sweet Jesus who is our Redeemer. Please, I pray, come find His love and His unending mercy to forgive, your sins! Hell is painful and eternal! "For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains." Deuteronomy 32:22

                YiC,
                Elizabeth
                "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                • #38
                  Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

                  Originally posted by FalseBeliever View Post
                  4 years late but what the hell!!
                  ...
                  Wait, did you actually spend four years working on that post? It's not hugely impressive, considering how much effort you must have put into it.
                  Originally posted by FalseBeliever View Post
                  ...As far as I'm concerned the forum automatically permitted my public post without reciting "Hail Mary" 10 times...
                  Friend, that kind of behaviour will get you banned quick-sharp. We have no patience for idolatry round here.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #39
                    Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Wait, did you actually spend four years working on that post? It's not hugely impressive, considering how much effort you must have put into it.

                    Friend, that kind of behaviour will get you banned quick-sharp. We have no patience for idolatry round here.
                    I gotcha
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • #40
                      Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

                      Originally posted by FalseBeliever View Post
                      4 years late but what the hell!!

                      Some of you making the futile attempt to compare an agnostic and an atheist are missing one key point. Most atheists and agnostics don't believe in the so-called "God" as a reaction to the moral contradictions and schizophrenia in religion and the holy books. Some of you idiots think your petty God holds a monopoly, and by your logic, if he doesn't believe in him or claims to be undecided, he is either an agnostic or an atheist. NOT true, although if they were, it's nothing to be ashamed about. What is an atheist to you might be a believer in his own terms. If one believes in a supreme being who is not necessarily a piece of crap, it doesn't necessarily make him an atheist.

                      Now of course, since your attempts to eliminate the distinction are only to desperately assert who will be going to HELL and who is worthy of heaven, the whole subject has been corrupted and irrelevant. If being in heaven means I'll be in the company of some of you delusional people, I'm submitting my relocation request. Hell would be a step up.


                      Well put and hilarious

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                      • #41
                        Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

                        Remember when the liberals figured out the word "liberal" carries overwhelmingly negative connotations for the vast majority of Americans, so they started calling themselves "progressives"?

                        Same deal with agnosticism: It's just atheists trying to rebrand themselves as something more palatable to those of us who are not crazy and full of hatred, i.e., the majority of Americans.


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                        • #42
                          Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

                          Agnostic refers to people who may find that they are at the time atheist but, willing to change if they have more evidence and if God would go talking tot them directly. They are just skeptical and want to know more before dedicating themselves to an ideallogy
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                          • #43
                            Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

                            Originally posted by Bobsaget View Post
                            Agnostic refers to people who may find that they are at the time atheist but, willing to change if they have more evidence and if God would go talking tot them directly. They are just skeptical and want to know more before dedicating themselves to an ideallogy
                            Wrong. And stupid. You're making that up. Shame on you.

                            atheist: from a- "without" + theos "a god" -- refers to belief
                            agnostic: from a- "not" + gnostos "(to be) known" -- refers to knowledge

                            atheism refers to a lack of belief
                            agnosticism refers to the idea knowledge of a god or gods is impossible

                            Just like Brother Gabriel said. You should have paid more attention to your studies.

                            Ultimately, God will smite all those who deny Him, so the point is moot.

                            He that believeth on him is not condemned:
                            but he that believeth not is condemned already,
                            because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
                            John 3:18
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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