[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

sorry but Agnostic is neutral like Switzerland.

Since I though you would be THE dictionary definition of Cognitive Dissonance, I checked wikidpedia and look what I found:

[BelieverInGod]

Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

Since I though you would be THE dictionary definition of Cognitive Dissonance, I checked wikidpedia and look what I found:

Well that explains things.

So tell me Nan, do you really think that when you get to the Pearly Gates you'll be able to tell God that you should be let in because you never openly said he didn't exist? What will you tell God when you meet him? I'm sorry but a book that has 10,000 examples of miracles and prophecies that have come true just wasn't enough proof for me? Do you really think God is going to buy that excuse?

I think you're much more like the "agnostic" in this cartoon.

[SUV]

Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

That cartoon is so Inspiring I myself shall strive to be all the more middle-of-the-Road in the future! Except for in Church, of course.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

That joke reminds me of my own favourite joke about agnostics. Are you ready? Here goes: An atheist, an agnostic and a Christian all consider walking into a bar. Then the Christian decides it's a pit of sin so he stands outside preaching and rebuking everyone who goes in, the atheist walks in, drinks 8 double vodkas and some mysterious blue drinks, rapes the bartender and then kills himself because he's read too much French philosophy and believes there's nothing to live for, and the agnostic is still standing in the middle of the road trying to decide whether to walk in or not, so he gets hit by a car, dies, and goes directly to HELL.

It's all in the way I tell 'em.

[SUV]

Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

the agnostic is still standing in the middle of the road trying to decide whether to walk in or not, so he gets hit by a car, dies, and goes directly to HELL.

Why can't that awful purple-eyed hoor Elizabeth Taylor be an agnostic?

[Mordue]

Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

I like this explanation a lot. Simple, straight forward, and to the point. Well done.

[James Hutchins]

Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

In my opinion, anyone who thinks they are an agnostic is a bald faced liar.
On the plus side, when they die it makes having to evaluate them for admission to Heaven a simple task

[FalseBeliever]

Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

4 years late but what the hell!!

Some of you making the futile attempt to compare an agnostic and an atheist are missing one key point. Most atheists and agnostics don't believe in the so-called "God" as a reaction to the moral contradictions and schizophrenia in religion and the holy books. Some of you idiots think your petty God holds a monopoly, and by your logic, if he doesn't believe in him or claims to be undecided, he is either an agnostic or an atheist. NOT true, although if they were, it's nothing to be ashamed about. What is an atheist to you might be a believer in his own terms. If one believes in a supreme being who is not necessarily a piece of crap, it doesn't necessarily make him an atheist.

Now of course, since your attempts to eliminate the distinction are only to desperately assert who will be going to HELL and who is worthy of heaven, the whole subject has been corrupted and irrelevant. If being in heaven means I'll be in the company of some of you delusional people, I'm submitting my relocation request. Hell would be a step up.

[Des]

Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

Welcome, God mocking sinner. I see you are incapable of following simple instructions and can't be bothered to make a proper introduction. This is quite typical of atheists who cannot follow other simple instructions like do not murder, steal, or eat babies.

Enjoy hell.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

4 years late but what the hell!!

That's the spirit! It's only too late once you've drawn your last breath. When you meet the Jesus face to face and give an account of your behaviors (2 Corinthians 5:10), then it will be too late. If you haven't accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior, you'll be doomed to eternal damnation (John 3:18). If however, you've accepted Him and pledged yourself to love and obey Him (John 14:15), then you'll not have to worry about giving any kind of account, as the Lord Himself tells us He will have forgotten (Isaiah 44:22). Not unlike an old lady who's forgotten that she's already told the same stories of her pathetic youth four times before dessert comes, your sins will have been forgotten and you would be a fool to bring them up then.

Some of you making the futile attempt to compare an agnostic and an atheist are missing one key point. Most atheists and agnostics don't believe in the so-called "God" as a reaction to the moral contradictions and schizophrenia in religion and the holy books. Some of you idiots think your petty God holds a monopoly, and by your logic, if he doesn't believe in him or claims to be undecided, he is either an agnostic or an atheist. NOT true, although if they were, it's nothing to be ashamed about. What is an atheist to you might be a believer in his own terms. If one believes in a supreme being who is not necessarily a piece of crap, it doesn't necessarily make him an atheist.

While it's true, atheists attempt to rationalize their beliefs to lend some justification to their sinful, disgusting behavior, it doesn't change the fact that the word "agnostic" itself is naught but a misnomer, a distraction from the real issue - You may have excused your Sin, but the Lord has not (Romans 6:23).

Now of course, since your attempts to eliminate the distinction are only to desperately assert who will be going to HELL and who is worthy of heaven, the whole subject has been corrupted and irrelevant. If being in heaven means I'll be in the company of some of you delusional people, I'm submitting my relocation request. Hell would be a step up.

Well then, as your God-mocking scientists have determined that reasoned dialog cannot break through the stubborn minds of the irrational, deluded thinker, I hope you enjoy your time while you still have breath in your lungs. When you are catapulted into the very Lakes of Fire, we'll be watching you suffer untold torment with glee (Psalm 2:4).

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

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Now of course, since your attempts to eliminate the distinction are only to desperately assert who will be going to HELL and who is worthy of heaven, the whole subject has been corrupted and irrelevant.

If you are trying to tell us homersexuals are going to heaven, you just cannot be taken seriously.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

4 years late but what the hell!!

Some of you making the futile attempt to compare an agnostic and an atheist are missing one key point. Most atheists and agnostics don't believe in the so-called "God" as a reaction to the moral contradictions and schizophrenia in religion and the holy books. Some of you idiots think your petty God holds a monopoly, and by your logic, if he doesn't believe in him or claims to be undecided, he is either an agnostic or an atheist. NOT true, although if they were, it's nothing to be ashamed about. What is an atheist to you might be a believer in his own terms. If one believes in a supreme being who is not necessarily a piece of crap, it doesn't necessarily make him an atheist.

Now of course, since your attempts to eliminate the distinction are only to desperately assert who will be going to HELL and who is worthy of heaven, the whole subject has been corrupted and irrelevant. If being in heaven means I'll be in the company of some of you delusional people, I'm submitting my relocation request. Hell would be a step up.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Basilissa]

Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

If one believes in a supreme being who is not necessarily a piece of crap, it doesn't necessarily make him an atheist.

Correction: a person who believes in a supreme being unrelated to any religion is not an atheist neither an agnostic. There are other terms describing delusional people like that.

Now of course, since your attempts to eliminate the distinction are only to desperately assert who will be going to HELL and who is worthy of heaven, the whole subject has been corrupted and irrelevant. If being in heaven means I'll be in the company of some of you delusional people, I'm submitting my relocation request. Hell would be a step up.

Oh, you are already on your way there, sweetie.

I'll pray for your lost soul. It probably won't change anything, but it will make me feel better.

[FalseBeliever]

Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

Always enjoyable to see some of you "righteous believers" squirm with your wishful thinking and no real sound coming out. And that typical side of bigotry served with a dish of fanaticism never ceases to amaze. So your concern is not real criminals (murderers, rapists, thieves etc) not getting justice, but a couple of the same sex copulating. That is your declaration that hell must exist. Well you got me there! And to Mary what's her face, it's a win win situation for me. Like I said hell would be step up from the company of miserable sheep like of you, unless of course you'd be in a different section. You see I never received that brochure you have, being unworthy of it you know. And if we just die and nothing else, which you are afraid to consider, then we'll all end up the same. But all in all, I'll take that figment of your imagination as a compliment. Des, what planet do you live on? The same one you get your statistics from?


As far as the forum's rules, thanks for your enlightenment, Pastor ***insults removed***. I suppose I should've picked a number and waited my turn too. Here's an introduction for you: I see no need for an introduction, I'm going to speak my mind and if you don't like it you ***potty language removed***. As far as I'm concerned the forum automatically permitted my public post without reciting "Hail Mary" 10 times, so until you or someone else can manage to get me suspended (which I will heartbroken over by the way), you have no choice but to keep preaching your religious ***more potty language removed*** and tolerate me. Obviously, I won't be a VIP member here and do not aspire to be. My comments were spontaneous in reaction to a ludicrous subject I found through google. This was NOT meant to be a debate. From past experience, I know that the brain of a religious nut is like a brick wall, impermeable to reason and common sense.

"I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace"

Take that back. I've had that holy ***still more potty language removed*** cleansed (out of my rectum) years ago and I don't want that bug polluting my system again.


May love and reason deliver you all from the ***some more potty language removed*** filling your heads.

[FalseBeliever]

Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"

Correction: a person who believes in a supreme being unrelated to any religion is not an atheist neither an agnostic. There are other terms describing delusional people like that.



Oh, you are already on your way there, sweetie.

I'll pray for your lost soul. It probably won't change anything, but it will make me feel better.

Correction, genius. Delusional people are ones who believe in a schizophrenic hypocritical god. Like God like worshipers. I don't know if there are drugs out there for people that pray to feel better, but I'll pray for that cure to come out. Who knows, If God is out there, he might give priority to my prayers first, since they are at least constructive: treating psychosis.