[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Crabs,anyone?

We do NOT fish for New Zealand mermaids....which are called 'Manatees' in America.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

We do NOT fish for New Zealand mermaids....which are called 'Manatees' in America.

This thread has taken a very alarming turn

P.S. Is Mike dead yet, or is he still hanging on?

[Poor little Kev (Quarantined)]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

The Brother Mike you know is dead, but a new one has arisen.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Poor Brother Mike has passed to His reward having been pulled down by SATAN at the last second when it was revealed that he was a rat bas****d.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Poor Brother Mike has passed to His reward having been pulled down by SATAN at the last second when it was revealed that he was a rat bas****d.

Yes, sadly it was found out Brother Mike had been infact abusing his time in the woods on a Pastoral mandated retreat to do campaign work for the Demoncratic party. It appearse now the Mike was shot by when a Democratics fund raising drug deal when bad. Such are the wages of sin and even more so, such is the price one pays when they betray Jesus.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Poor Brother Mike has passed to His reward having been pulled down by SATAN at the last second when it was revealed that he was a rat bas****d .

A rat bas****d? Well, I always just figured he was the stupidest son-of-a-b**ch I'd ever encountered a bonehead of the worst kind.
Well, he hung on long enough. And I must say, he did the world a favor by never breeding.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

A rat bas****d? Well, I always just figured he was the stupidest son-of-a-b**ch I'd ever encountered a bonehead of the worst kind.
Well, he hung on long enough. And I must say, he did the world a favor by never breeding.

Just tell us what part of the woods you want it in Rachael and we'll dump Mike's corpse for you and your coven to cannibalize.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Just tell us what part of the woods you want it in Rachael and we'll dump Mike's corpse for you and your coven to cannibalize.

Well, I'm not into the whole cannibal thing, but if you dump it in the woods near my cave (not the one I hid in this year, I'm not telling where that one is ) But the one I hid in last year which that band of your hunters did find.
While I and my coven don't savor the taste of human flesh (meanie for thinking so ) my rottweilers, Daisy and Raptor, are another story.

But you said he was full of drugs by the end? I do hope it's nothing that could endanger the health of my beautiful purebreed attack dogs.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

The Brother Mike you know is dead, but a new one has arisen.

Young man, any one who imagines a resemblance between Brother Mike and Christ has been smoking, ingesting, or probably injecting something damaging. You need to find the Lord fast.

[lilith]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Well, I'm not into the whole cannibal thing, but if you dump it in the woods near my cave (not the one I hid in this year, I'm not telling where that one is ) But the one I hid in last year which that band of your hunters did find.
While I and my coven don't savor the taste of human flesh (meanie for thinking so ) my rottweilers, Daisy and Raptor, are another story.

But you said he was full of drugs by the end? I do hope it's nothing that could endanger the health of my beautiful purebreed attack dogs.

Noooooooo! Don't let Daisy & Raptor eat Brother Mike...they're sure to have laced his body with something.
And even if they haven't - he was after all,a Christian. Who knows what it might do to their little brains - do you really want to risk having two earnestly christian dogs preaching & praying incessantly? In stereo?

It is indeed lucky Brother Mike never managed to have offspring - Sister Talitha's had a very narrow escape!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Noooooooo! Don't let Daisy & Raptor eat Brother Mike...they're sure to have laced his body with something.
And even if they haven't - he was after all,a Christian. Who knows what it might do to their little brains - do you really want to risk having two earnestly christian dogs preaching & praying incessantly? In stereo?

You bring up a very good point, Lilith. I wouldn't want to risk my beautiful rottweilers getting poisoned or becoming xtians dogs.
Well this is a tough thing......maybe they'll just have to bury him.

It is indeed lucky Brother Mike never managed to have offspring - Sister Talitha's had a very narrow escape!

Not to mention having to obtain the necessary specimen in the first place

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Well, it turns out he was undercover gay! Good riddance to bad rubbish!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Well, it turns out he was undercover gay! Good riddance to bad rubbish!

So after all his talking about 'faggits', he was homosexual himself? Heh. Ironic to say the least...

[Enobarbus]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Well, my dear Eliot, I seem to recall Pastor Al said, here:

And just how much fishing could be done for instance, from a ballroom? old


Mmm hmm. And I suppose, my dear Pastor Al, that the fancy dress and on board gourmet buffet helps you to be pleasing in the eyes of your god?

And just how much fishing could be done for instance, from a ballroom?

Fishing of men, wombat-brain. The saving of human souls -- a great deal can be done from a ballroom. Pastor Pistle's sermons are played repeatedly through the loudspeakers in the ballroom and the effect is marvellous to behold. Strong men and women are brought to their knees in very short order.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Well, I'm not into the whole cannibal thing, but if you dump it in the woods near my cave (not the one I hid in this year, I'm not telling where that one is ) But the one I hid in last year which that band of your hunters did find.
While I and my coven don't savor the taste of human flesh (meanie for thinking so ) my rottweilers, Daisy and Raptor, are another story.

But you said he was full of drugs by the end? I do hope it's nothing that could endanger the health of my beautiful purebreed attack dogs.

'Dog' the current wicker code word for coven member? I assume you mean 'Dogs of Satan' like the Catlickers have their Domicans; 'Hounds of God'.

Does that make you the 'Kennel Keeper' then Rachael?