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If JESUS permits him to live through tonight and he is Vertical and Sniffin' the Air tomorrow - oh, Brother! He'll be 78!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, OLD MAN HATCHET!
Old Man Hatchet, you old dog you!, I have been prayng for you to survive. Hopefully you'll make it to tomorrow. Perhaps the next day too.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
Re: Blessed Birthday, OLD MAN HATCHET!
Ec:3:1: To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
Ec:3:2: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
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Ec:3:8: A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.
As you ask yourself, as I know you often do, "What time is it?" then by reflecting upon the above, it may help you to be closer to Jesus (if that is possible).
A most blessed birthday.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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I hope Jesus gives you a special sinner to smite! (maybe a drug addled Catholic homo 'tard!)
Happy birthday!Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, OLD MAN HATCHET!
Thank you most deeply for sharing your final years with us, dearest Mr. Hatchet. You will surely be remembered as the heart and soul of Landover™.
I was deeply sorrowed to hear your true age! Please let me know if you need any errands run, or anything!
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As your days grow shorter, you will appeciate each passing birthday more and more.
Happy Birthday.The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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Re: Blessed Birthday, OLD MAN HATCHET!
A most blessed birthday to you, sir. I hope your tithes are all in order, because let's face it, at your age God could call you home any day.Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, OLD MAN HATCHET!
Happy Birthday to one of the wisest people in our congregation.Drama queenComment
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My condolences on still not being in Heaven. I would visit your birthday if I hadn't something more important to do.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, OLD MAN HATCHET!
A birthday poem for Hatchet Man:
Happy birthday, you’re not getting old,
Stay in the game, it’s not time to fold.
Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look,
Countless experiences, you should write in a book.
A birthday is seldom, a serious occasion,
Try not to take it, like the d-day invasion.
Laughter and jokes are within sight,
Stock up on both, all through the night.
by Martin Dejnicki
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.Comment
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Happy birthday, Brother Hatchet! I hope you don't think yourself too old to enjoy some birthday pie.
"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
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An Open Question to All false christians.
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Happy birthday! I hope you will die soon so that you can get to meet Jesus! You deserve it
To the atheists:
To the false christians:
Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:
Hosea 13:16Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.Comment
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Thank you to all for the birthday wishes. I feel truly blessed.
I've already met Jesus. He wanted to personally thank me for all of my Godly work and being an inspiration to so many, including Him. He's much thinner in person.Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View PostHappy birthday! I hope you will die soon so that you can get to meet Jesus! You deserve itComment
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Praise! You truly are an inspiration to all True Christians(tm)Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
To the atheists:
To the false christians:
Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:
Hosea 13:16Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.Comment
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