[Brother Enoch]

Re: I killed a niglet last month

I thank you all for your support and words of wisdom. I've given this a lot of thought and a lot of prayer over the past 24 hours. $456 is a LOT of money to keep one little niglet alive for one year. And she's only 4! She'll probably need to be fed for the next 12 years. That's close to $6000 dollars! For just ONE niglet!
And then, after feeding her for 12 years, she'll start popping out a new litter of niglets, all of whom will have to be fed too.

No, my money can definitely be better spent elsewhere. I'm going to transfer my $456 to the Landover Pastor's Fund where it will be put to much better use. I understand Pastor Ezekiel could use a new set of snow tires for his Escalade.

And thank you, brothers and sisters, for clearing up my muddled thinking. I don't know what I'd do without you all.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I killed a niglet last month

I thank you all for your support and words of wisdom. I've given this a lot of thought and a lot of prayer over the past 24 hours. $456 is a LOT of money to keep one little niglet alive for one year. And she's only 4! She'll probably need to be fed for the next 12 years. That's close to $6000 dollars! For just ONE niglet!
And then, after feeding her for 12 years, she'll start popping out a new litter of niglets, all of whom will have to be fed too.

No, my money can definitely be better spent elsewhere. I'm going to transfer my $456 to the Landover Pastor's Fund where it will be put to much better use. I understand Pastor Ezekiel could use a new set of snow tires for his Escalade.

And thank you, brothers and sisters, for clearing up my muddled thinking. I don't know what I'd do without you all.

Well there you go, at least your little nigglet won't be responsible for a new welfare generation.

Perhaps we can find/start an African spay/neuter program? I don't understand why we do this to stop starving cats, starving dogs, but not starving niglets. Instead the catholics seem to be over there trying to make them breed as many as possible.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I killed a niglet last month

$6000

It might cost less than that. This is from Nigeria - but the pattern is pan-African I think.

[SpiritualistGirl]

Re: I killed a niglet last month

Well, in case you feel like doing any other charitable deeds, I found this organization. You can either do a general donation, or you can choose to send a family an animal or a specific crop that they can actually live off of, or you can send bibles to the children or any other type of gift that you choose.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: I killed a niglet last month

Well, in case you feel like doing any other charitable deeds, I found this organization. You can either do a general donation, or you can choose to send a family an animal or a specific crop that they can actually live off of, or you can send bibles to the children or any other type of gift that you choose.

Birth control? An old x-ray machine for the kids to play with? Land mines? Anthrax?

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: I killed a niglet last month

Look at it this way: You kept him alive for a lot longer than he would have been without your previous donations. He should be thankful you kept him from Hell for as long as you did!

[SpiritualistGirl]

Re: I killed a niglet last month

Birth control? An old x-ray machine for the kids to play with? Land mines? Anthrax?

Uh, more like school supplies, farm animals, bibles, clothes, etc..
They have a whole list on the website.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I killed a niglet last month

Uh, more like school supplies, farm animals, bibles, clothes, etc..
They have a whole list on the website.

I hate to interrupt, but this Spiritualist Girl reminds me of somebody. Tell me Girl, do I know you?

[SpiritualistGirl]

Re: I killed a niglet last month

I hate to interrupt, but this Spiritualist Girl reminds me of somebody. Tell me Girl, do I know you?

Don't think so.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I killed a niglet last month

Don't think so.

Have you ever been married to a complete wimp?

[SpiritualistGirl]

Re: I killed a niglet last month

Have you ever been married to a complete wimp?

No. Why?

[Nobar King]

Re: I killed a niglet last month

Brother Enoch, don't feel sad, I learned a long time ago that it's not possible to save all of those little niglets no matter how many charities you donate to.

If I counted all of the times I changed the channel when Sally Struthers came on, I've probably killed 6000 of those babies, already.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: I killed a niglet last month

Brother Enoch, don't feel sad, I learned a long time ago that it's not possible to save all of those little niglets no matter how many charities you donate to.

If I counted all of the times I changed the channel when Sally Struthers came on, I've probably killed 6000 of those babies, already.

True. And on the bright side we know that after niglets die they rise up into the sky, get their wings and become bats.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I killed a niglet last month

Brother Enoch, don't feel sad, I learned a long time ago that it's not possible to save all of those little niglets no matter how many charities you donate to.

If I counted all of the times I changed the channel when Sally Struthers came on, I've probably killed 6000 of those babies, already.

Looking at Sally Struthers, I doubt much of the donated food actually made it to a niglet.

[James Dewitt]

Re: I killed a niglet last month

Brother Enoch, $456 dollars can go a long way with DFAC. Granted DFAC does not target one specific niglet, my chartiable foundation servers many. Think about it. James