I am being persecuted for my faith

[Hank]

Yes brothers, I am being persecuted for my faith in JESUS CHRIST!

The local sherrif just be done served me with a summons to appear in court next month for an extridition hearing about some dead hookers they found in Mexico.

They said I killed them. Now they want to send me into exile, into a Godless Sodom of a country to face more persecution. All because I believe in the One True Lord and God, Jesus Christ.

I tried to explain to the sherrif and his faggit deputy that the devil posessed me and made me drink and I dunno what he been crappin on about. They dont listen. They are obviously to far deep into satans teats suckling on the sin, posessed and ignorant of the truth that is The Holy Bible, King James Edition, 1611.

The Bible tells me that because I repented I am sinless. But in satans court I dont know how well that will hold up as a defense. None of this would happen to me of course if we had a good Christian government.

Please pray for me brothers. I am really worried about this. Sisters, you may pray too with your husbands permission.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: I am being persecuted for my faith

Welcome to Obsama's America, Brother Hank.

True Christians being deported, it makes me sick! Next it will be concentration camps, mark my words. I'm praying hard for you Hank, and I'm praying even harder that Godly Sister Sarah Palin is elected in 2012 and restores America to the Christian nation the founding fathers intended!

[Jet O'Niell]

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It seems America is becoming Godless. Let us all pray for your safety and your innocence, and for Sarah Palin to be elected. Would be even better if Barrack Houssein Obama Bin Laden was impeached.

[Jo Freddie]

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It seems America is becoming Godless. Let us all pray for your safety and your innocence, and for Sarah Palin to be elected.

Having Palin in office would be like a four year long white water rafting trip, it might kill us but if it doesn't we'll end up with a lot of crazy ass photos

[SpiritualistGirl]

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Having Palin in office would be like a four year long white water rafting trip, it might kill us but if it doesn't we'll end up with a lot of crazy ass photos

[Unfalsifiable]

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Ass photos? Ew, why?

[Bobby-Joe]

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I tried to explain to the sherrif and his faggit deputy that the devil posessed me and made me drink and I dunno what he been crappin on about. They dont listen. They are obviously to far deep into satans teats suckling on the sin, posessed and ignorant of the truth that is The Holy Bible, King James Edition, 1611.

The Bible tells me that because I repented I am sinless. But in satans court I dont know how well that will hold up as a defense. None of this would happen to me of course if we had a good Christian government.

Please pray for me brothers. I am really worried about this. Sisters, you may pray too with your husbands permission.

Lame!

Read the word of God on this

1 Corinthians 6:19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

NO TRUE Christian™ can be possessed by the Devils or Demons.

Further more Romans specifically COMMANDS us to obey secular law. Even in Un-Christian countries like Mexico.

You can't be SAVED™ AND break the law.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Brother Hank,
I've got a nice RV for you, should you decide to take a "retreat" for a while. I also know a nice gentleman in Albuquerque who can replace your "lost" passports or ID's for a small-ish donation.

The RV is yours free if you'll take it off my hands this week no questions asked. Here's a link to it with a photo:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=59762

Baptized In A Sea Of Christ's Holy Red Blood,
Harry Lester

[johannes3v16]

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>>Some dead hookers???
Are you kidding?
How could they blame you for this?
This has primarly nothing to do with your faith.
Please clarify.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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>>Some dead hookers???
Are you kidding?
How could they blame you for this?
This has primarly nothing to do with your faith.
Please clarify.

He did clarify. It has everything to do with his Faith. Can't you read?

[johannes3v16]

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Maybe i can't read. The way he tells the story sounds strange for me.
Thats all.I am Germany so please be patient with me..
So they falsely accusing him of murder to some whores?
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[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Maybe i can't read. The way he tells the story sounds strange for me.
Thats all.I am Germany so please be patient with me..
So they falsely accusing him of murder to some whores?
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Natürlich.

[johannes3v16]

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Thanks brother.
I do not want to be offending.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Thanks brother.
I do not want to be offending.

No problem friend. I wouldn't want you to be wanting to want to be offending either.