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  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #16
    Re: Female Hysteria

    I don't understand. I get hysteria every once in a while, but a good smack upside the head seems to be the best cure.
    Drama queen

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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #17
      Re: Female Hysteria

      I've helped countless young women through my special ministry and I've come across my share of hysterical girls. It is indeed a real medical condition, but because of political correctness, it's no longer in textbooks (just like how homosexuality was considered abnormal psychology up until the 1970s). These women are troubled and need expert help. I've done my best to help alleviate their suffering through my self-designed "Osborne Push Method" which is 33-50% more effective than general pelvic massages.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • Holyfield
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        Forum Member
        • Apr 2011
        • 245

        #18
        Re: Female Hysteria

        Nowadays we call hysteria panic attacks.

        Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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        • Frederick Bloomers
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2011
          • 48

          #19
          Re: Female Hysteria

          I spoke to a woman earlier today who said she'd suffered a panic attack cooking at the restaurant she works in yesterday. Naturally, I questioned her on this, as yesterday was the Sabbath, as you know. I pointed out to her that the Bible says one who works on the Sabbath should be put to death (Exodus 35:2- Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death). I therefore put her panic attack down to guilt- she hasn't been killed as the Bible demands, so she panicked as she expects punishment.

          My fellow Christians, is this a case where it is my duty to kill this woman, or would that be outlawed under the 10 Commandments as well? Obviously the secular courts would probably count it as murder.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22898

            #20
            Re: Female Hysteria

            Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

            1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
            1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
            1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:


            Although you might have a Godly Duty, you also have a duty to obey secular law (see above) until such time as America is a Theocracy.

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            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Rev. Jim Osborne
              True Christian™ Televangelist
              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 8622

              #21
              Re: Female Hysteria

              Originally posted by Holyfield View Post
              Nowadays we call hysteria panic attacks.

              That movie was a good thriller/suspense. Imagine being in a plane where the pilots are incapicatated and you have to rely on a passenger to land it. It had me on the edge of my seat the whole time.

              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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