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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #1

    Will you be visiting TBN's Holy Land Experience theme park?

    It certainly does look interesting:

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    I'm not booking my ticket until some Landover pastors have weighed in on this, however. I would hate to show up and find myself inside some kind of God-mocking, false Christian Disneyland. If I wanted that I could just go to real Disneyland, after all.
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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22373

    #2
    Re: Will you be visiting TBN's Holy Land Experience theme park?

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    It certainly does look interesting: http://www.holylandexperience.com/
    Why do they have a menu option for vegetarians? I also get the impression they don't do much smitings there.
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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: Will you be visiting TBN's Holy Land Experience theme park?

      I hadn't noticed that. Good point about the smitings.
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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #4
        Re: Will you be visiting TBN's Holy Land Experience theme park?

        Looks fairly fluffy bunny to me.
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        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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        • Brother Harold Porter
          Landover Senior Outreach
          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 8236

          #5
          Re: Will you be visiting TBN's Holy Land Experience theme park?

          I don't like the idea that they sell trinkets, baubles and foolish stuffed animals. And I don't think Jesus would like it either.

          Matthew 21:12 "And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves,"

          And this unGodly spectacle serves no purpose other than attracting the retarded and homosexuals.

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          Still, I may visit to see if there is anything of value for the True Christian™.

          In Christ
          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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