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God’s Sense of Humor
Weak and watery Christians try and mine the Bible for Divine Humor but what they come up with is often embarrassingly unfunny.
For example: in Judges 14:14, Samson bets his bride's relatives they can't answer this riddle: "Out of the eater came something to eat. Out of the strong came something sweet." The relations are stumped, until Samson mentions that he had seen honey deposited by bees in the carcass of a lion, which he had scraped out and eaten… OK Sampson, keep the day job, you’ll not be appearing in Vegas.
This is what God finds funny:
Proverb:1:23: Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.
Proverb:1:24: Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;
Proverb:1:25: But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
Proverb:1:26: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
And this is how He has a laugh at a Mary-worshiping papist for thanking Mary instead of Him.
A killer joke if I ever heard one.
So let's get down on our knees and, if you can keep a straight face, give Praises to The Almighty.
Weak and watery Christians try and mine the Bible for Divine Humor but what they come up with is often embarrassingly unfunny.
For example: in Judges 14:14, Samson bets his bride's relatives they can't answer this riddle: "Out of the eater came something to eat. Out of the strong came something sweet." The relations are stumped, until Samson mentions that he had seen honey deposited by bees in the carcass of a lion, which he had scraped out and eaten… OK Sampson, keep the day job, you’ll not be appearing in Vegas.
This is what God finds funny:
Proverb:1:23: Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.
Proverb:1:24: Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;
Proverb:1:25: But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
Proverb:1:26: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
And this is how He has a laugh at a Mary-worshiping papist for thanking Mary instead of Him.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/bre...-1226124864919
A SPANISH man making a pilgrimage to say thank you to the "Virgin of Miracles" for his survival in a road crash has been killed with two aunts when a car hit them. The 40-year-old truck driver was among a group of half a dozen pilgrims walking from his north-western hometown of Ordes to Caion, about 30 kilometres away, an official said today.
"He survived a road accident last year and they were going to thank the 'Virgin of Miracles' of Caion," the spokeswoman for the mayor's office in Ordes said.
"He did not even manage to walk one kilometre and was still in Ordes."
A SPANISH man making a pilgrimage to say thank you to the "Virgin of Miracles" for his survival in a road crash has been killed with two aunts when a car hit them. The 40-year-old truck driver was among a group of half a dozen pilgrims walking from his north-western hometown of Ordes to Caion, about 30 kilometres away, an official said today.
"He survived a road accident last year and they were going to thank the 'Virgin of Miracles' of Caion," the spokeswoman for the mayor's office in Ordes said.
"He did not even manage to walk one kilometre and was still in Ordes."
A killer joke if I ever heard one.So let's get down on our knees and, if you can keep a straight face, give Praises to The Almighty.
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