[SUV]

Re: OMFG

"flipping hump, flipping hump, flipping hump"

Of course I, an ignorant woman, have no idea what this means, but still and all, I have a feeling that Pastor is going to get you for this

[EPluribusUnum (On Moderation)]

Re: OMFG

And work the 'joystick' for your amusement. Just sick Ixi.

STFU, n00b. WTF?!? IIRC, it's just a game, and AFAIK there's nothing wrong with that. That is, BTW, that IRL nothing is happening with the 'joystick' for 'amusement' as you put it. RLY, if you feel the need to draw a crude sexual reference to every innocent little thing like that, then there is something wrong with you.

BTW, FPS, RPG, MMO, etc. games are fun. ESP BF2, AA, and CoD. FPS games > this lame forum anyway. ZOMG, a game?!? WTF! Blasphemy!

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

Well my family isn't poor.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: OMFG

STFU, n00b. WTF?!? IIRC, it's just a game, and AFAIK there's nothing wrong with that. That is, BTW, that IRL nothing is happening with the 'joystick' for 'amusement' as you put it. RLY, if you feel the need to draw a crude sexual reference to every innocent little thing like that, then there is something wrong with you.

BTW, FPS, RPG, MMO, etc. games are fun. ESP BF2, AA, and CoD. FPS games > this lame forum anyway. ZOMG, a game?!? WTF! Blasphemy!

Friend,

What is your problem? Your post is gibberish; it looks like you are demonically possessed. We here at Landover can help you.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: OMFG

Well my family isn't poor.

Of course they aren't. That's why we know you have money to send to Landover.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: OMFG

ROTFLMFAO @ U & Landover, |\|()()|3s.

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[Enobarbus]

Re: OMFG

Well my family isn't poor.

But you do flipping hump the shrubbery? You can be honest with us. We are kind and compassionate True Christians™, we hate the sin but not the sinner; and nothing you admit to us would ever be used against you except in order to save your soul. It is good to hear that your family is not poor: this will make salvation that much easier.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

I never heard of anyone humping the shrubbery, I sure don't do.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: OMFG

I never heard of anyone humping the shrubbery, I sure don't do.

Friend,

You are a wicker? Correct? Sating their lust on shrubbery is what wickers do. Why look at Lilith; when she was here at Freehold several of our gardeners quit in disgust over what she was doing to the bushes. Now maybe a girl as young as you doesn't do that yet, PRAISE Jesus if that is so and there is till hope for you Ixi, but for sure your mother does that. Why do you think your dad was thrown into prison Ixi? So your' mother could spend more time in the yard.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

My dad is NOT in prison! He's just gone. Sitting in a tree to write poetry doesn't mean I hump it.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: OMFG

My dad is NOT in prison! He's just gone. Sitting in a tree to write poetry doesn't mean I hump it.

Maybe he took off?
That man I saw in your kitchen with your mom might be her new man then...
Tell you mother to stop being such a harlot, it isn't lawful for her to fornicate with anyone but her husband.

And they almost did it right in front of me too.
Praise Jesus that He averted my eyes, and led me out of that hellhole you call a home in time.
And writing poetry isn't something anyone should indulge in, as it leads to a life of demonic opression, drug abuse, and homersexualism.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: OMFG

My dad is NOT in prison! He's just gone. Sitting in a tree to write poetry doesn't mean I hump it.

Ixi,

I never suggested you indulge in the depraved act of aurborphila but I am saying you mother is, shall we say, has a 'green thumb', if you get my drift.

[SUV]

Re: OMFG

. Sitting in a tree to write poetry doesn't mean I hump it.

My Good Baptist God! Sitting on the crotch of the tree is even worse than "humping" it!

Ah, the Sin and Wickedness I have seen here on this board lately

[Talitha]

Re: OMFG

My dad is NOT in prison! He's just gone. Sitting in a tree to write poetry doesn't mean I hump it.

Maybe you could just once (whilst sitting in your tree) take with you a copy of The Bible(KJV1611)?
You'd be amazed at the way the words of this sacred book are as good as any Poetry you care to read.
Many of these Verses carry my reasons for Loving Jesus Christ™ Our Saviour©
Proverbs has some wonderful lines:
Proverbs 8:17
I love them that love me; and those that seek me early shall find me

Proverbs 16:13
Righteous lips are the delight of kings; and they love him that speaketh right

Proverbs 18:21
Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof

Proverbs 22:11
He that loveth pureness of heart, for the grace of his lips the king shall be his friend

Wonderful stuff.

Thank you Lord.

.

[VinnieVespisti]

Re: OMFG

My dad is NOT in prison! He's just gone.

Vinnie is sincere when he says he's sorry to hear that, lil Ixolotl.

So how old is your mom? she dating anyone?