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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #1

    I'll be flying into an uncontrollable rage now.

    Yes, yes, I'm sure you will tell me uncontrollable rage is not a Christian trait.

    I have, however, just stumbled across such a gross distortion of God's word that I can not be expected to remain calm or rational.

    What's got me in such an uproar, friends? Why, nothing less than a "Christian" Web site purporting to offer Biblical justifications for sex acts too abominable to even mention in polite company.

    In order to protect you from the full horror of this material, I will simply post a screen shot, rather than clickable links:



    If you are a True Christian™ and feel called upon to monitor this revolting site, you may see if for yourself at the following address: sexinchrist dot com

    I suppose I shouldn't be so shocked by this garbage. After all, the Bible told us to expect it:

    2 Timothy 4:3-4

    3For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;

    4And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
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  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
    Pastor of Praise and Worship
    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2009
    • 3890

    #2
    Re: I'll be flying into an uncontrollable rage now.

    That site is complete filth.

    This is exactly the sort of thing John the Divine was speaking against here.

    Revelation 2:20-24 Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols.
    And I gave her space to repent of her fornication; and she repented not.
    Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds.
    And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works.


    These whores need to repent of their disgusting lifestyle if they are going to have the unmitigated temerity to call themselves Christians!
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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: I'll be flying into an uncontrollable rage now.

      Well said, Pastor Will. I'm still shaking from the anger that site has aroused in me. My vision is even blurring a little.
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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #4
        Re: I'll be flying into an uncontrollable rage now.

        2 Corinthians 12:21 And lest, when I come again, my God will humble me among you, and that I shall bewail many which have sinned already, and have not repented of the uncleanness and fornication and lasciviousness which they have committed.

        They're just trying to hurt Baby Jesus.

        1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

        They've damned themselves. Best to just follow this advice, I guess.

        1 Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: I'll be flying into an uncontrollable rage now.

          The more I look at that foul site, the more I wonder if perhaps the site's proprietors do not actually deceive themselves into thinking they are Christians. I am almost inclined to believe they are non-Christians masquerading as such, for the sole purpose of lampooning our faith.

          Surely, there is a special place in Hell for somebody who would do such a thing.
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          • ExGay Alex
            Helping boys become upright model citizens
            True Christian™
            • May 2008
            • 1295

            #6
            Re: I'll be flying into an uncontrollable rage now.

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            The more I look at that foul site, the more I wonder if perhaps the site's proprietors do not actually deceive themselves into thinking they are Christians. I am almost inclined to believe they are non-Christians masquerading as such, for the sole purpose of lampooning our faith.

            Surely, there is a special place in Hell for somebody who would do such a thing.
            I had the same feeling when I was reading all these articles. But I have a hard time thinking anyone would go to the trouble to set up a whole website for masquerading as Christians.

            I think rather they are "smorgasbord" Christians, who pick and choose the parts of the Bible they like instead of reading it as a unified "whole" as we do. Nobody seriously reading the Pauline Epistles can possibly think that Apostle Paul would have condoned disgusting, sinful acts such as masturbation and oral sex.
            "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #7
              Re: I'll be flying into an uncontrollable rage now.

              Reading the crud on that Web site, I am reminded of the beliefs and practices I wallowed in before I got saved. I don't understand how anybody could think that shaving one's genitals is consistent with a Christian lifestyle.

              The only way that could possibly be OK would be if you were trying to combat a lice outbreak.
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              • Dan U. Holier
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 1180

                #8
                Re: I'll be flying into an uncontrollable rage now.

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post


                If you are a True Christian™ and feel called upon to monitor this revolting site, you may see if for yourself at the following address: sexinchrist dot com...
                After reading this I started praying zealously the end is nigh! Generally, there shouldn’t be almost anything more repulsive to True Christians™ than lewd desire and deeds, what else… of such kind.

                God save us from these abominations, please!
                Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: I'll be flying into an uncontrollable rage now.

                  Looking at that site, I have come to the conclusion that there are only two things the unsaved mind is incapable of: rational thought, and obedience to God's will.

                  Making a fake Christian Web site? Picking and choosing Bible verse to support ungodly deeds? Par for the course.

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