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  • Brother Lindh
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2007
    • 130

    #1

    Served with

    After due consideration of yield grade and texture, I conclude that Huckabee is a crackpot fundamentalist who should be consumed with a Chateauneuf-du-Pape, and not listened to. Served up with fava beans, of course.
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Served with

    Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
    After due consideration of yield grade and texture, I conclude that Huckabee is a crackpot fundamentalist who should be consumed with a Chateauneuf-du-Pape, and not listened to. Served up with fava beans, of course.
    Why do you hate Jesus Lindh? He died temporary for your sins you know.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22895

      #3
      Re: Served with

      Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
      After due consideration of yield grade and texture, I conclude that Huckabee is a crackpot fundamentalist who should be consumed with a Chateauneuf-du-Pape, and not listened to. Served up with fava beans, of course.
      Perhaps you might find this more palatable?
      Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 04-21-2008, 01:11 AM.
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      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Justina Thyme
        Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2007
        • 1718

        #4
        Re: Served with

        Well! I hadn't seen it from Brother Lindh's viewpoint, but it seems that the candidates for President present as a veritable smorgasbord for someone with his tastes in nutrition.
        Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

        1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

        A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
        Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

        LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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        • John Smith
          Unsaved trash
          • Nov 2006
          • 127

          #5
          Re: Served with

          i knew this site was offensive and now i can add cannibalism recipes to the list of complaints i have filed with my chapter of the aclu
          this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it

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          • Sister Noddy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2007
            • 1843

            #6
            Re: Served with

            Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post

            Well! I hadn't seen it from Brother Lindh's viewpoint, but it seems that the candidates for President present as a veritable smorgasbord for someone with his tastes in nutrition
            Poor Brother Lindh! I suspect he's gone off his medications lately. I've warned him about that in the past, but he's probably forgotten, and there is no telling what he will do next. Perhaps a nice glass of wine would help level him out, sister
            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • Mr Godwin
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 123

              #7
              Re: Served with

              Originally posted by John Smith View Post

              i knew this site was offensive and now i can add cannibalism recipes to the list of complaints i have filed with my chapter of the aclu
              Oh poop on that. Do you have to be such a stick-in-the-mud, Mr Smith? Who asked unsaved trash like you anyway? Now run along and read your Bible. That's all I have to say.
              Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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              • John Smith
                Unsaved trash
                • Nov 2006
                • 127

                #8
                Re: Served with

                the bible is interesting although i find the quaran and the talmud more entertaining
                this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it

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                • Mr Godwin
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 123

                  #9
                  Re: Served with

                  Originally posted by John Smith View Post

                  the bible is interesting although i find the quaran and the talmud more entertaining
                  Excuse me? The quaran? Get behind me, satan.
                  Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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                  • John Smith
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 127

                    #10
                    Re: Served with

                    if everyone was more open minded they would see how beautiful the world could be with everyone living under the same sky happy and in peace worshiping whomever they see fit in whatever manner befitting their religion
                    this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it

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                    • Seeker
                      Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 966

                      #11
                      Re: Served with

                      Originally posted by John Smith View Post
                      if everyone was more open minded they would see how beautiful the world could be with everyone living under the same sky happy and in peace worshiping whomever they see fit in whatever manner befitting their religion
                      You sound just like the perfect fool that will fall for the Anti-Christ.

                      If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                      • Sister Noddy
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 1843

                        #12
                        Re: Served with

                        Originally posted by Seeker View Post

                        You sound just like the perfect fool that will fall for the Anti-Christ.
                        Well if he's not with Jesus, then he already has! He should turn around on the road to Hell before it's too late for him!
                        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                        • Mr Godwin
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 123

                          #13
                          Re: Served with

                          Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                          Well if he's not with Jesus, then he already has! He should turn around on the road to Hell before it's too late for him!
                          Preach it, Mother. Make me proud.
                          Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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                          • Justina Thyme
                            Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 1718

                            #14
                            Re: Served with

                            Originally posted by John Smith View Post
                            the bible is interesting although i find the quaran and the talmud more entertaining
                            If you're looking for entertainment, may I suggest that you go read your q'ran and talmud instead of polluting this Godly forum with your verbal excrescence.
                            Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                            1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                            A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                            Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                            LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: Served with

                              Originally posted by John Smith View Post
                              if everyone was more open minded they would see how beautiful the world could be with everyone living under the same sky happy and in peace worshiping whomever they see fit in whatever manner befitting their religion
                              Hey, isn't that Buckminster Fuller commune still going? Maybe Josh Smith should be hanging out with those guys and not us. (I don't think they will like the no-punctuation dialogue, though. They're pretty tight with their symbols and punctuation.)
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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