I have got myself in trouble again at my son Zebida's school. Firstly I was tutting through the Nativity play at all the factual inconsistencies, I'm pretty sure there were no cybermen in the manger.
Anyway on they way out I kicked over the school Christmas tree. When they restrained me I shouted,
Jeremiah 10:1 Hear ye the word which the LORD speaketh unto you, O house of Israel: 2Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
3For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
4They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
I think the school may be pressing charges. I believe I was correct but when I saw all the children in tears I must admit I had doubts. I don't have trees in my house but am I in the minority? Any guidance would be appreciated as it may help my defense.
YIC
Jack
Anyway on they way out I kicked over the school Christmas tree. When they restrained me I shouted,
Jeremiah 10:1 Hear ye the word which the LORD speaketh unto you, O house of Israel: 2Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
3For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
4They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
I think the school may be pressing charges. I believe I was correct but when I saw all the children in tears I must admit I had doubts. I don't have trees in my house but am I in the minority? Any guidance would be appreciated as it may help my defense.
YIC
Jack

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