[Faith_Machine]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Excuse me, but I don't quite understand how the eating of corn is training for oral sex. 1) Excuse the ungodly thoughts, but I don't thing it would be very pleasurable to have your... member gnawed on as is done with corn. 2) In no way do I see corn as anything that would represent any part of a man, and since, as far as I know (excuse my ignorance if I am wrong), I have seen no scripture in the bible stating that God plants thoughts in your mind, he just gives you the capacity to think, and also, if God does indeed plant thoughts in your mind, it would stand to reason that he would also plant thoughts in the minds of women, as Eve came from Adam and therefore was once part of Adam.

You know who does plant thoughts in your mind? Satan does!

But never mind that, son, we've got bigger fish to fry! Specifically, it seems you've neglected to read this forum's rules. If you'd done so, you'd know that you're supposed to go an post an introductory thread in our introductory forum.

I can't wait to read it and learn all about your walk with the Lord!

[Fencepost88]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

No, friend, my faith in God is based on the Bible!

Ok but would you be so devoted if there was no heaven or hell?
if your actions had no effect on your eternal soul would you still live according to God's word?

if you answer yes then you're an amazing person.
if no then my first assertion was correct, you bargain with God. You only live a pure life because you fear ending up in hell.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Ok but would you be so devoted if there was no heaven or hell?

I think somebody needs to put down the marijuana cigarette and quit listening to John Lennon's "Imagine."

[ditzygurl83]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

hi im new here. hope you dont mind me replying. i avoid eating corn now completely. i ate it once on a camping trip with friends and their parents but i did not like how the males looked at me while i ate it. i have never touched corn since. that was two summers ago now. i could not agree more with this post!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

It is not the corn that is evil, it is the cob!

[ditzygurl83]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

That is a very valid point James. I will try corn again, but never on the cob. It is vile and disgusting.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

I'm trying to figure out what kind of message Kentucky Fried Chicken is trying to send by selling corn on the cob that's been cut in half. On the one hand, I feel their half-cobs are less offensive, because their shorter length makes them seem less phallic. On the other hand, I fear they may be trying to indoctrinate people into a culture of genital mutilation.

If they can trick men into thinking it's "hip" or "with it" to mutilate their genitals, they can trick them into going to Hell!

Deuteronomy 23

1He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

[ditzygurl83]

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Faith, what has me worried about it, is that it has people eating corn on the cob and not realizing just how disgusting it is. Before you know it they will want to have the "whole" cob and then the disgusting perverts watching this will be able to switch out the corn on the cob for THEIR cob and it'll just seem natural!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Faith, what has me worried about it, is that it has people eating corn on the cob and not realizing just how disgusting it is. Before you know it they will want to have the "whole" cob and then the disgusting perverts watching this will be able to switch out the corn on the cob for THEIR cob and it'll just seem natural!

That's a really good point. That hadn't even occurred to me! Are you speaking from experience? Have you been victimized in this fashion? Probably it would help you in your walk with Christ if you unburdened yourself and told us all about it. Please be as detailed as possible.

[ditzygurl83]

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Faith, no it has not happened to me, but it has happened to a couple of EX friends of mine. Once I found out that they had indeed partaken of the other kind of COB I was no longer involved with them. But yes it has happened. One time was a summer camp I was at and another time was at a community bar b q which my father has since forbade us to attend. Do you really want the details of what I saw on here? Perhaps it would be best for you to message me privately, I don't want to offend True Christians on here. If it is deemed by them that I should reveal so be it.

[Mr.Boombastic]

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Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I never realized that I eating corn on the cob is bad. From now on I shall cut the corn off the cob before eating this. I hope the lord will forgive me for my sin.

[ditzygurl83]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

It's not surprising Mr.Boombastic, some very phalic things are so well hidden. I am not even allowed to eat a banana as it is grown, my mother peels it and cuts it up for me so that I don't have to do such a disgusting thing as peel and eat a banana the way it is. My father has said that once I am married, it will be my husbands choice if I want to eat a banana from the peel, but until that day it is his choice and I will never eat it that way as long as I reside in his house.

[Faith_Machine]

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Don't worry young lady, you can't shock us. We're Christians!

[ditzygurl83]

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It truly was disturbing. Seeing my friend go from fellow Christian girl to Cob swallowing heathen in no time it seemed. She was so eager to eat corn on the cob that it was nothing to her when one of the counsellers suggested she try a different type of cob. My apologies if anyone is offended.

[Bible Thumping Billy]

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It truly was disturbing. Seeing my friend go from fellow Christian girl to Cob swallowing heathen in no time it seemed. She was so eager to eat corn on the cob that it was nothing to her when one of the counsellers suggested she try a different type of cob. My apologies if anyone is offended.

Not offended, rather saddened. But if she prefers to spit in Christ's face and gobble cob like a dirty whore, she will indeed spend and eternity in Hell, if you are unable to rebuke her of her disgusting whorish ways, you mustn't be friends with her:
1 Corinthians 15:33 Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners.
Proverbs 13:20 He that walketh with wise men shall be wise: But a companion of fools shall be destroyed.

For your soul's sake please make the choice. I know you will
God Bless!
BTB