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  • Seth Campbell
    Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1565

    #16
    Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

    Originally posted by abdklmw View Post
    1. If you really do have a problem with it, I question the wisdom of you posting a picture of the very thing which you say offends you, or rather makes you "very uncomfortable".

    2. The LEAST bit of common sense should tell you that the act of eating corn is only in the very remotest of ways like that or performing oral sex. I trust most of us are adults and know or can imagine what that act would look like, so I will not lay out the specifics.

    3. Furthermore, I challenge you to come up with examples where this is IN FACT intentionally used for the purpose of acclimating a woman to the sensations. You would have more grounds to say this of using a tooth brush. Do you advocate that women lay aside their tooth brushes? After all, the parrallels are much more pronounced than with corn! Need I lay out examples?


    In summary, I suggest that, if eating of corn on the cob brings to mind oral sex, that you reflect long and hard on where your heart truly is and have a genuine "come to Jesus" meeting. If this continues to occur to you, then that would strongly indicate to me that you are allowing your mind to wander to things to which you ought not let it. Gaurd your thoughts from wandering to such sinful places. Additionally, do not place stumbling blocks int he path of your fellow brothers and sisters in Christ which should not be there.


    Congratulations, you have just been lovingly reproved by a brother in Christ.
    Until you start quoting scripture, I'm not going to bother with you. You're not a True Christian(TM).

    That being said, what is the problem with Brother Faith's issue regarding keeping our women pure? They are the weaker vessel and we need to keep abreast of such things.


    Brother Faith, would you say that this only applies to women eating corn? Or is it the cooking and buttering that makes it sinful. The reason I ask is that, ever since I saw this picture of the Godly George W. Bush


    I have eaten my corn with the husk on.
    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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    • Bible Thumping Billy
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      • Jan 2012
      • 103

      #17
      Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

      Originally posted by abdklmw View Post
      1. If you really do have a problem with it, I question the wisdom of you posting a picture of the very thing which you say offends you, or rather makes you "very uncomfortable".

      2. The LEAST bit of common sense should tell you that the act of eating corn is only in the very remotest of ways like that or performing oral sex. I trust most of us are adults and know or can imagine what that act would look like, so I will not lay out the specifics.

      3. Furthermore, I challenge you to come up with examples where this is IN FACT intentionally used for the purpose of acclimating a woman to the sensations. You would have more grounds to say this of using a tooth brush. Do you advocate that women lay aside their tooth brushes? After all, the parrallels are much more pronounced than with corn! Need I lay out examples?


      In summary, I suggest that, if eating of corn on the cob brings to mind oral sex, that you reflect long and hard on where your heart truly is and have a genuine "come to Jesus" meeting. If this continues to occur to you, then that would strongly indicate to me that you are allowing your mind to wander to things to which you ought not let it. Gaurd your thoughts from wandering to such sinful places. Additionally, do not place stumbling blocks int he path of your fellow brothers and sisters in Christ which should not be there.


      Congratulations, you have just been lovingly reproved by a brother in Christ.
      You are clearly blind to our FACTS that we have stated here. I urge you to read your Bible more and let Jesus be your guide in the future. If you imply that we are not using common sense, you are certainly implying that God is lacking common sense.

      You couldn't have picked a worse example with the tooth brush, do you really think that our Saviour wants our women to have foul breath and demon ridden teeth?

      I will be praying for you.

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      • abdklmw
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        • Jan 2012
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        #18
        Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

        Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
        Until you start quoting scripture, I'm not going to bother with you. You're not a True Christian™.

        That being said, what is the problem with Brother Faith's issue regarding keeping our women pure? They are the weaker vessel and we need to keep abreast of such things.


        Brother Faith, would you say that this only applies to women eating corn? Or is it the cooking and buttering that makes it sinful. The reason I ask is that, ever since I saw this picture of the Godly George W. Bush


        I have eaten my corn with the husk on.
        Find me a scripture on corn and I'll quote it. God is the inventor of reason, I urge you to employ it. Every single thing in life is not directly addressed in scripture, as is the case here.

        As far as a "problem", I have no "problem" per se, merely presenting material for debate. Proverbs 27:17.

        Do you find fault with anything I said? Or should I ignore you because you didn't quote any scripture? In any case, if this individual thinks of such things when corn is eaten, does this mean tooth brushing should be admonished?
        Matthew 23:26
        Mark 7:21-22 (from WITHIN come evil thoughts)
        By stating his "discomfort" with an innocuous activity and moreso, by posting a picture of this activity which supposedly makes him uncomfortable, he is placing his own evil thoughts into others' minds. Romans 14:13

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        • abdklmw
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          • Jan 2012
          • 12

          #19
          Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

          Originally posted by Bible Thumping Billy View Post
          You are clearly blind to our FACTS that we have stated here. I urge you to read your Bible more and let Jesus be your guide in the future. If you imply that we are not using common sense, you are certainly implying that God is lacking common sense.

          You couldn't have picked a worse example with the tooth brush, do you really think that our Saviour wants our women to have foul breath and demon ridden teeth?

          I will be praying for you.

          I'm having trouble finding "oral hygiene" in my concordance, perhaps you would be so kind as to quote a scripture which advocates tooth brushing... Surely a mouth rinse could be used which wouldn't impart such an image on any one witnessing and wouldn't acclimate women to the sensation, such as a brush would?

          Please... Enlighten me Brother Billy.

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          • Seth Campbell
            Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 1565

            #20
            Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

            Originally posted by abdklmw View Post
            Find me a scripture on corn and I'll quote it. God is the inventor of reason, I urge you to employ it. Every single thing in life is not directly addressed in scripture, as is the case here.

            As far as a "problem", I have no "problem" per se, merely presenting material for debate. Proverbs 27:17.

            Do you find fault with anything I said? Or should I ignore you because you didn't quote any scripture? In any case, if this individual thinks of such things when corn is eaten, does this mean tooth brushing should be admonished?
            Matthew 23:26
            Mark 7:21-22 (from WITHIN come evil thoughts)
            By stating his "discomfort" with an innocuous activity and moreso, by posting a picture of this activity which supposedly makes him uncomfortable, he is placing his own evil thoughts into others' minds. Romans 14:13
            You can't find the word Corn in your Bible Yet you call yourself a Christian?

            The KJV Bible has 168 references to Corn, none of which say that it should be eaten smothered in butter by women. Which (per)version do you read? You seem to be a cherry picker, do you go to the United Church by any chance?

            Matthew 23:26 is part of a condemnation about Pharasee's not following the law, yet you believe that "common sense" is more important than the law.
            Mark 7: 21-22, we're talking about women having sexual thoughts here, those do not come for inside?
            As for the Romans quote, I suggest you read all of Romans 14. You are the one putting up stumbling blocks with your presumptious ideas that "common sense" is more important than THE WORD OF GOD!
            PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

            Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

            Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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            • Bible Thumping Billy
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              • Jan 2012
              • 103

              #21
              Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

              No one said the act of consuming corn was an abomination here, however a woman who deep-throats a buttery cob like a whore, is surely on the path to Hell.

              Tooth brushes are wonderful things from God that make an easy way of riding oral demons, sure you could just "rinse" but when God has given us such a wonderful tool, you suggest we look at Him and say "nah..no thanks."

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              • John Creeser
                Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                 
                • Aug 2009
                • 7248

                #22
                Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                I have eaten my corn with the husk on.
                Brother Campbell, at least we know that corn is not damned joo corn.

                I can still remember the day my Father slapped the corn cob out of my Mothers mouth. It was an important lesson for all the women in my family, one that bares repeating - thank you Brother Faith.

                In Christ
                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                • abdklmw
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                  • Jan 2012
                  • 12

                  #23
                  Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                  Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                  You can't find the word Corn in your Bible Yet you call yourself a Christian?

                  The KJV Bible has 168 references to Corn, none of which say that it should be eaten smothered in butter by women. Which (per)version do you read? You seem to be a cherry picker, do you go to the United Church by any chance?

                  Matthew 23:26 is part of a condemnation about Pharasee's not following the law, yet you believe that "common sense" is more important than the law.
                  Mark 7: 21-22, we're talking about women having sexual thoughts here, those do not come for inside?
                  As for the Romans quote, I suggest you read all of Romans 14. You are the one putting up stumbling blocks with your presumptious ideas that "common sense" is more important than THE WORD OF GOD!
                  1. Let me qualify my statement... Find me an applicable verse of scripture about corn, and I'll quote that.

                  2. Please find the scripture which says a toothbrush should have tooth paste put on it. Also... If the corn does not have butter, does that make it acceptable? You seem to be implying that, I just want to clarify.

                  3. Please find where I stated "common sense is more important than THE WORD OF GOD" I don't believe I made that assertion. All of my comments are recorded and open to re-reading. Common sense or reason was created by God and given to man and no animals and is one of many things that separates man from beast. God gave it to use so that we may use it. It is one tool towards understanding and is a compliment to scripture, but does not supersede it. If you are unable to use reason, then I suppose that would be a stumbling block... In which case, I am sorry for causing you to stumble.

                  4. The OP was not talking about thoughts, they were talking about training, I brought up the thought issue when I questioned where the OP's thought life must be if that act brought up such a disturbing concept in his mind and suggested he may want to work on that (thought not in those EXACT words).

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                  • abdklmw
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                    • Jan 2012
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                    #24
                    Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                    Originally posted by Bible Thumping Billy View Post
                    No one said the act of consuming corn was an abomination here, however a woman who deep-throats a buttery cob like a w****, is surely on the path to Hell.

                    Tooth brushes are wonderful things from God that make an easy way of riding oral demons, sure you could just "rinse" but when God has given us such a wonderful tool, you suggest we look at Him and say "nah..no thanks."
                    Well... I would question the motives of anyone who did THAT with corn... But I don't think that's what we were discussing. Maybe you should try and keep your mind "out of the gutter" as the saying goes. We were discussing the eating of corn, and I believe the OP provided an illustration to assist you if you get lost.

                    God gave us the tooth brush? On which day of creation was the tooth brush created? And in the same vein, didn't God give us corn? Does he not wish corn to be eaten? Or is it just to be eaten by males only.

                    Signed,
                    Genuinely Curious; Your Bother in Christ

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                    • Seth Campbell
                      Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1565

                      #25
                      Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                      Originally posted by abdklmw View Post
                      1. Let me qualify my statement... Find me an applicable verse of scripture about corn, and I'll quote that.
                      Not specifically about corn, However....

                      Proverbs 30:20 Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness.


                      2. Please find the scripture which says a toothbrush should have tooth paste put on it. Also... If the corn does not have butter, does that make it acceptable? You seem to be implying that, I just want to clarify.
                      Once again, nobody is saying that eating corn is a sin. Sheesh, you do love to twist things, don't you.


                      3. Please find where I stated "common sense is more important than THE WORD OF GOD" I don't believe I made that assertion. All of my comments are recorded and open to re-reading. Common sense or reason was created by God and given to man and no animals and is one of many things that separates man from beast. God gave it to use so that we may use it. It is one tool towards understanding and is a compliment to scripture, but does not supersede it. If you are unable to use reason, then I suppose that would be a stumbling block... In which case, I am sorry for causing you to stumble.
                      You said that the Bible must be read with Common sense, therefore you need to twist it around in your own mind to support what you want to believe. Realize that most so called Christians are going to Hell. The only way to avoid it is to read your Bible and FOLLOW IT! Not twist it around saying "this doesn't matter any more" and "this really means...."

                      4. The OP was not talking about thoughts, they were talking about training, I brought up the thought issue when I questioned where the OP's thought life must be if that act brought up such a disturbing concept in his mind and suggested he may want to work on that (thought not in those EXACT words).
                      Read your Bible! Women are evil things that need to be kept in line! I used to allow my wife on here and your type caused her nothing but trouble and before that I would have stated that I believed her faith was unshakable!. She wasn't losing her faith in God, but it was changing, turning. She was skipping her wifely duties in order to sit on here and argue with people. So she is now banned.
                      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                      • abdklmw
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                        • Jan 2012
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                        #26
                        Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                        Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post

                        Proverbs 30:20 Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness.
                        Barring reason from scripture readon produces the view that scripture says women should not eat and then clean up afterward... I see no mention of corn, or relation to our discussion of the current topic.

                        Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                        Once again, nobody is saying that eating corn is a sin. Sheesh, you do love to twist things, don't you.
                        I didn't say someone said that. Please re-read my posts and more slowly.

                        Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                        You said that the Bible must be read with Common sense, therefore you need to twist it around in your own mind to support what you want to believe.
                        Your own scripture above illustrates what I mean when I say reson must be employed. Never did I say:

                        Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                        ...Not twist it around saying "this doesn't matter any more" and "this really means...."
                        Matthew 5:17 If not Christ, then certainly not I. I am merely saying the affirmation in the subject of this post is foolishness.





                        Read your Bible! Women are evil things that need to be kept in line! I used to allow my wife on here and your type caused her nothing but trouble and before that I would have stated that I believed her faith was unshakable!. She wasn't losing her faith in God, but it was changing, turning. She was skipping her wifely duties in order to sit on here and argue with people. So she is now banned.[/quote]

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                        • Seth Campbell
                          Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 1565

                          #27
                          Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                          Originally posted by abdklmw View Post
                          Barring reason from scripture readon produces the view that scripture says women should not eat and then clean up afterward... I see no mention of corn, or relation to our discussion of the current topic.
                          You don't wipe your mouth after you eat buttery corn on the cob? You're not running around our boards claiming that whoredom is not a sin?



                          I didn't say someone said that. Please re-read my posts and more slowly.
                          You asked if it was the putting butter on corn that made it a sin. No it's not the use of butter on corn IT'S USING CORN TO FULFILL SINFUL ORAL FIXATIONS! But hey, as long as a whore will give you what for, you'll tell her it's not a sin, won't you .....nudge, nudge, wink, wink.


                          Your own scripture above illustrates what I mean when I say reson must be employed. Never did I say:
                          No, you don't employ "common sense" when reading the Bible YOU READ THE BIBLE AND DO WHAT IT SAYS! Please find me scripture that states that the Bible is supposed to be run through a filter!

                          Proverbs 1:22 How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?



                          Matthew 5:17 If not Christ, then certainly not I. I am merely saying the affirmation in the subject of this post is foolishness.
                          Yet this is what you are doing! Brother Faith was struck with a revelation and posted it on our board. We know him as a Brother, you we only know as some new age follower of a hippie Jesus, who doesn't know your Bible.
                          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                          • WilliamJenningsBryan
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 9384

                            #28
                            Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                            I go by the preponderance of evidence here. The woman's hair is disheveled, she appears to be in a state of almost complete undress (with only a single thin black strap still remaining over her right shoulder), she is gingerly gripping the shaft stalk with her bare fingers (as opposed to using one of the commercially available holders), she is signaling by an unmistakable wink in her left eye what she is going to do once she finishes nibbling, and her mouth is obviously open to accept the full diameter of the object she is holding.

                            A picture of innocence – I doubt it.
                            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                            ...and get off my lawn
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                            • Fencepost88
                              Unsaved trash, dumber than a....
                              • Dec 2011
                              • 95

                              #29
                              Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                              is training really the apt word here?

                              Maybe you guys are starting to rub off on me but I can safely say that if I take a wife and she treats my appendage like that I wont even be telling once
                              For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #30
                                Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                                The worst part about eating the corn is when you get the hairs stuck in your teeth. Or whatever that stuff is.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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