[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

The worst part about eating the corn is when you get the hairs stuck in your teeth. Or whatever that stuff is.

I agree. There's nothing worse than chowing down on a corncob, swallowing all the juicy goodness, and finding hairs stuck between your teeth!


. . . um, I hear.

[Faith_Machine]

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4. The OP was not talking about thoughts, they were talking about training, I brought up the thought issue when I questioned where the OP's thought life must be if that act brought up such a disturbing concept in his mind and suggested he may want to work on that (thought not in those EXACT words).

For some reason, you seem to be telling me I should spend more time thinking about oral sex. Thanks, but I'm going to decline to do that.

[abdklmw]

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You don't wipe your mouth after you eat buttery corn on the cob? You're not running around our boards claiming that whoredom is not a sin?

OH, I see... So as long as she doesn't wipe her mouth, it's cool... I get it

You asked if it was the putting butter on corn that made it a sin.

Several other seemed to be placing an inconguous amount of emphasis on the "slathering on" of butter, I was wanting to clarify the point.

No it's not the use of butter on corn IT'S USING CORN TO FULFILL SINFUL ORAL FIXATIONS!

WELL, we can agree on that. IF that's what a corn is being used for then I could see your point, but I'd say that's pretty rare and, perhaps, exclusively limited to frequent visitors of this forum.

But hey, as long as a whore will give you what for, you'll tell her it's not a sin, won't you .....nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

I think you're implying that I am a fornicator... You jump to conclusions and are overly defensive.

No, you don't employ "common sense" when reading the Bible YOU READ THE BIBLE AND DO WHAT IT SAYS! Please find me scripture that states that the Bible is supposed to be run through a filter!

AH, but you do run it through a filter... How can you not. Your filter told you that eating corn off the cob is sinful for women... Without your filter and left to the strict letter, you would rather come to the conclusion that women eating at all and wiping afterwards is sinful. I don't know... Maybe you do feel that way. Do your women allow themselves to remain soiled after a meal if they happen to spill a little on themselves?

Yet this is what you are doing! Brother Faith was struck with a revelation and posted it on our board. We know him as a Brother, you we only know as some new age follower of a hippie Jesus, who doesn't know your Bible.

I will acknowledge that you don't know me, but to say I follow a "hippie Jesus" is a bit of a leap. Just because I challenge you to think beyond the blatherings nonsensical statements and unsupported (or, at best ILL supported) "revelations".

You are welcome to continue in your ignorance and not to consider what I say seriously. But I enjoy our little back and forth.

As a side note... I think this emoticon is sinful: and should be banned because it depicts the devil. Frankly, I'm shocked to find it in this type of forum, as pious as the members pretend to be.

[abdklmw]

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For some reason, you seem to be telling me I should spend more time thinking about oral sex. Thanks, but I'm going to decline to do that.

Yeah, that's what I was telling you need to do.

And, if that's the way you really took it, I think you're probably beyond help. I'm pretty sure you're old enough to know that I was saying that you obviously think about it too much now. This post implies that you might even have an obsession with it, but I'm not sure I'd go that far. Don't feel too bad though, if you work on eliminating those thoughts and controlling your thought life through meditating on God's Word, you should eventually pass away from such sinful desires.

[Faith_Machine]

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Yeah, that's what I was telling you need to do.

And, if that's the way you really took it, I think you're probably beyond help. I'm pretty sure you're old enough to know that I was saying that you obviously think about it too much now. This post implies that you might even have an obsession with it, but I'm not sure I'd go that far. Don't feel too bad though, if you work on eliminating those thoughts and controlling your thought life through meditating on God's Word, you should eventually pass away from such sinful desires.

Look, I provided scripture to back up my assertion that eating corn on the cob is a gateway to oral sodomy, and I provided a quote from a secular etiquette book offering a simple and easy solution:

Simply use a knife to remove the kernels of corn from the cob prior to consuming them.

Why aren't you willing to take such a small, quick action in order to avoid polluting your mind and body with acts of simulated oral sex?

[Bible Thumping Billy]

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This unsaved arguing trash is beyond help. He probably still drives one of those standard cars, gripping that shaft, stroking it into different positions. Add that do this cob gobbling, banana fellatio sodomizing sick mind, and we have one Hell bound person.

Like I said sir, I will be praying for you.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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The worst part about eating the corn is when you get the hairs stuck in your teeth. Or whatever that stuff is.

I believe that some have called it nature's dental floss.

[beachshells]

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I'm a little confused. Because, first of all it's corn. It's just food and some people like it off the cob. And, second of all, I'm pretty sure that that's not how someone prefers to exhibit oral sex. Biting is probably a no, as is coming at it from that angle. I'm trying to find a better way of wording it, but I can't seem to, I apologize.

(PS: I am not trolling and I am not flaming. I'm just wondering.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm a little confused. Because, first of all it's corn. It's just food and some people like it off the cob. And, second of all, I'm pretty sure that that's not how someone prefers to exhibit oral sex. Biting is probably a no, as is coming at it from that angle. I'm trying to find a better way of wording it, but I can't seem to, I apologize.

(PS: I am not trolling and I am not flaming. I'm just wondering.)

What's that on your face? Are you some kind of squaw?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[beachshells]

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What's that on your face? Are you some kind of squaw?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

Heh, um, no I'm not a squaw. I'm an Italian-white female. It says "no h8" for an awareness day about hatred.

I did make one...

And I'm not here to flame anyone.

[Faith_Machine]

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What's that on your face? Are you some kind of squaw?

I believe the facial markings are a way of showing allegiance to Dahvie Vanity, noted statutory rapist and lead singer of Blood on the Dance Floor.

[beachshells]

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I believe the facial markings are a way of showing allegiance to Dahvie Vanity, noted statutory rapist and lead singer of Blood on the Dance Floor.

Not mine... (ma'am? sir?) I don't even know who that is...

[Wide-Open]

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It says "no h8" for an awareness day about hatred.

Ah. "No height". I didn't know dwarfs needed to be made aware about their hate (towards God), but I guess it shouldn't surprise me.

[Midge Murphy]

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Ah. "No height". I didn't know dwarfs needed to be made aware about their hate (towards God), but I guess it shouldn't surprise me.

Wide Open, Jesus loves all of us including those who of us who choose 2 live the dwarf lifestile, i no i was "born this way" like the lady gagag said but what can i do? i prey and prey and then evry morning i wake up and i still have these feelings, yernings, that i am a midget and i look in the mirrer and i see that i still am a dwarf, but i no that if i choose not to live this way and REPENT in my hart then GOD will NO that I do NOT want to continue to be a midget and HE will enter my hart and I will stop chosing to be a dwarf and be instantly changed into a non-dwarf, priase jeus.

meanwhile, not to high jack this thred i will post a rilly good recipee for corn that u can eat without looking like u r at a audition for a porno, take 1 (15 1/4-ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained and then 1 (14 3/4-ounce) can cream-style corn and get 1 (8-ounce) package corn muffin mix (recommended: Jiffy) + 1 cup sour cream + 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, melted + 1 to 1 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar.

then what u do is get your oven to 350 degrees F. and then mix the corn in a bowl then add bascially add all the other stuff but not the cheese and then put this glob in a greased caseroll dish and bake it for about 45 minutes then put on the cheese and let it melt all over it. DEEELISHIS and may god richly bless u.

[Wide-Open]

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Hi Midge - can I call you Midge?

I hear what you are saying.

It's good that you want to REPENT, but I'm afraid you are making a mistake. You seem to want to repent to get something in return - aka asking The Baby Jesus to relieve you from your dwarfness.

Alas, that's not how it works. The fact that I was 6'7" before I repented should make that clear.

I think you just need to grow up Midge.