[Wide-Open]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Seriously? I guess it is not okay then to eat an ice cream or even a mango either.

Surely it can only be someone with a dirty mind who imagines oral sex when someone is eating corn on the cob.

Says the guy who thinks eating ice cream has something to do with oral sex...

Friend, are you a pervert?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Says the guy who thinks eating ice cream has something to do with oral sex...

Friend, are you a pervert?

Wide Open, what you're seeing is something very central to the secular humanist experience. They can't look at anything wholesome without feeling a burning desire to corrupt it and make it into something dirty.

Yes, even something as family-friendly as ice cream is fair game. There's even a whole genre of rock and roll bands who sing about ice cream sexual fetishes:

WARNING: Do not view the above video or listen to the lyrics unless you are 110% saved!!!

[ange_sa]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

I agree with you fully.

"what you're seeing is something very central to the secular humanist experience. They can't look at anything wholesome without feeling a burning desire to corrupt it and make it into something dirty."

That is exactly the point I am making. The biggest % of the world is sick. All ungodly have sick minds. If we stop eating corn on the cob, will it really change their minds? What will be next, Ice cream, fruit, the list can go on.

We should rather pray for those people to be touched by the love and grace of God so that they can be saved through the blood of Jesus and become a TRUE Christian. A true Christian's mind should be occupied with God and His work only.

Ephesians 2:8-9
For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
Not of works, lest any man should boast.
Acts 3:19 Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out...
2 Corinthians 4:3-4
But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
Ephesians 4:22 That yee put off concerning the former conversation, the olde man, which is corrupt according to the deceitfull lusts:
Ephesians 4:23 And be renewed in the spirit of your mind

[Jayson.J]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

So..should I shoot my dog or not? That was a serious question, give me infractions all you want but I intend to find an answer. I don't see how that's off topic or homosexual at all.

[Jayson.J]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Perhaps you will forgive my confusion, but your exact words were, "If I moved to a new city, joined a new church and saw the priest molesting a young child in God's palace..."

What kind of church would you be attending that has a priest, but isn't a Catholic church?

And, sorry, I'm not down with all the lingo yet. I plan to hit the books tonight.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

So..should I shoot my dog or not? That was a serious question, give me infractions all you want but I intend to find an answer. I don't see how that's off topic or homosexual at all.

See if it will eat it when it's off the cob first. If it does then maybe it was just a fluke. If not then let the homer have it so it can be put to a good use, like adhering glitter to construction paper in secular high schools.

[Jayson.J]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

See if it will eat it when it's off the cob first. If it does then maybe it was just a fluke. If not then let the homer have it so it can be put to a good use, like adhering glitter to construction paper in secular high schools.

We've already begun this via my wife scraping the corn off with her teeth and then spitting it into a cup, while I banish the demons with scriptures from the Bible that my arise from her performing such a devious act. I pray for positive results.

[Redeemed Papist]

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We've already begun this via my wife scraping the corn off with her teeth and then spitting it into a cup, while I banish the demons with scriptures from the Bible that my arise from her performing such a devious act. I pray for positive results.

What scripture from the Bible inspired this elaborate plan?

[Jayson.J]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

What scripture from the Bible inspired this elaborate plan?

My mouth shall speak the praise of the LORD: and let all flesh bless his holy name for ever and ever. (Psalm 145:21)

[Jayson.J]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

And, of course, the countless verses talking about dogs:

Dogs surround me, a pack of villains encircles me; they pierce my hands and my feet.Psalm 22:16

That your feet may wade in the blood of your foes, while the tongues of your dogs have their share.” Psalm 68:23

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

And, of course, the countless verses talking about dogs:

Dogs surround me, a pack of villains encircles me; they pierce my hands and my feet.Psalm 22:16

That your feet may wade in the blood of your foes, while the tongues of your dogs have their share.” Psalm 68:23

It just pains my righteous eyes every time I see God's Word misquoted like this. You need to toss that dumbed down, sissified abomination into a smoldering pile with copies of Dreams from My Father and Woman of the House, and get read up on the King James Version 1611!

[Jayson.J]

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It just pains my righteous eyes every time I see God's Word misquoted like this. You need to toss that dumbed down, sissified abomination into a smoldering pile with copies of Dreams from My Father and Woman of the House, and get read up on the King James Version 1611!

I'm just so lazy, though. You know?

[Redeemed Papist]

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I'm just so lazy, though. You know?

Yes, and God hates you for it. Not too lazy to waste time sassing a True Christian™, I see.

Hebrews 6:12 That ye be not slothful, but followers of them who through faith and patience inherit the promises.

Proverbs 15:19 The way of the slothful man is as an hedge of thorns: but the way of the righteous is made plain.

Now get busy for the Lord or prepare for endless torment in Hell!

[Youth Pastor Marty]

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I'm just so lazy, though. You know?

Proverbs 15:19 The way of the slothful man is as an hedge of thorns: but the way of the righteous is made plain.

Well then I guess Jesus will be a bit "lazy" for you when it comes time to airlift all of us True Christians to Heaven on Judgement Day. In fact, I think the gravitational pull of all of the other densely packed souls in Hell will do all the work for Him! Praise!

[Jayson.J]

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Proverbs 15:19 The way of the slothful man is as an hedge of thorns: but the way of the righteous is made plain.

Well then I guess Jesus will be a bit "lazy" for you when it comes time to airlift all of us True Christians to Heaven on Judgement Day. In fact, I think the gravitational pull of all of the other densely packed souls in Hell will do all the work for Him! Praise!

I plan to slip him a 50 when nobody's looking. I hope the exchange rate from USD to Heaven's currency isn't too harsh