[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

I'm trying to figure out what kind of message Kentucky Fried Chicken is trying to send by selling corn on the cob that's been cut in half. On the one hand, I feel their half-cobs are less offensive, because their shorter length makes them seem less phallic. On the other hand, I fear they may be trying to indoctrinate people into a culture of genital mutilation.

If they can trick men into thinking it's "hip" or "with it" to mutilate their genitals, they can trick them into going to Hell!

I think it is just a pure marketing ploy on the part of KFC Brother Faith. There is always a demographic segment of the population that persists in propagating the myth that size doesn't matter.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

KFC is about removing dollars from your pocket and putting it into theirs, Faith Machine. They have no concern for if your soul goes to Hell.

Why not top up your tithe with what you WOULD have spent on their mutilated corn of temptation and make banners letting them know what you have done! March up and down in front of their stores protesting and witnessing to their customers.

PS where are you up to on your dilemma of whether to castrate yourself for Jesus?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

PS where are you up to on your dilemma of whether to castrate yourself for Jesus?

I'm going to hold off on making a decision until after Pastor Zeke has had a chance to give me that full physical examination and pre-castral counseling.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Well this certainly explains why the West Coast is populated with so many corn-fed folk from the Midwest.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

I overheard some obvious queers one time contemplating putting corn in a hole or something like that. They were muttering and touching each other. I would have witnessed to them but some more manly men walked by and you can only be in one place at once so I moved over there and spent a very productive hour or two putting the love of Jesus into them.

Corn holing. That was it. Is it some sort of pre-refrigeration winter storage ritual? I struggle with American vernacular, being blighted with being English, you see.
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[Faith_Machine]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

The less you know about corn-holing, the better! It's a practice that involves large ears of corn, silicone lubricant, and special stretching exercises just to prepare for it.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

While I agree Brother Faith, we as Christians must be aware of all kinds of evil in this world. How else could we fight the perverse?

Rumor has it that this person started the whole "movement", even called it a "religion".

[James Hutchins]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Look at this minion of the devil, attempting to rape yet another young, taught muscled boy in a torn t shirt and innocent eyes with a mouthful of butter.

[WWJDIFUSIIHB?]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Look at this minion of the devil, attempting to rape yet another young, taught muscled boy in a torn t shirt and innocent eyes with a mouthful of butter.

It's obvious by looking at the picture the young man behind him has simply picked up the torch....when will we break the cycle of deviant behavior!?

What about when that boy goes back to his satan ran school and introduces the other boys to corn sodomy....what then? I fear that this may be an epidemic in the future, if it isn't already!

Are the corn farmers at fault? Are our farmers working for the DEVIL? I fear this may be the case. I am sure the liberal Joo media is behind this.

[ditzygurl83]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Redeemed, I think it is indeed wonderful that you pumped those obvious queers full of God's eternal love!!! I'm sure that once the felt the full impact of God's coming wrath that they couldn't walk right for a week!!! Praise and GLORY!!!

[Jayson.J]

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Redeemed, I think it is indeed wonderful that you pumped those obvious queers full of God's eternal love!!! I'm sure that once the felt the full impact of God's coming wrath that they couldn't walk right for a week!!! Praise and GLORY!!!

I'm not sure I approve of your, dare I say, promiscuous photo in a place of God.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

I'm not sure I approve of your, dare I say, promiscuous photo in a place of God.

I'm not sure it's your place to express approval or disapproval about anything while you're under investigation.

[Jayson.J]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Under investigation or not, I will not stand idly by while places dedicated toward the worship of Jesus are contaminated with floozies.

And, in all seriousness, being "under investigation" is really just a way to say I'm new. New to this site, that is; not new to the following of this religion. If I moved to a new city, joined a new church and saw the priest molesting a young child in God's palace, would I simply allow it due to the fact that I am new?

NAY, I say.

[ditzygurl83]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Jayson, I apologize if my picture offends you. My daddy says that God gave me the body I have and I should love what God gave me. It is not for heathens to look at. This is a Holy, Godly site, my picture in no way is promescious nor is it any way there to replace God. I'm sorry if you are on a Godly site such as this but do not appreciate all that God is.
My many and eternal thanks to you Faith Machine for your undying preaching of God's ways and for your faith in myself. Glory and Praise!!!

[ditzygurl83]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

That being said, if it is determined by one who is not under investigation and who is a True Christian as I can only hope to be, that my photo is indeed inappropriate I will be more the happy to change it and eager to meet the needs of this forum and those that oversee and moderate it!