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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22844

    #1

    The Statue of Liberty to be demolished!

    A visit, on business (The Lord’s), found me in New York, staring idly at the Statue of Liberty and making me wonder why it is that this piece of metal has not been chopped up and melted down, as it gives entirely the wrong impression of America to those who come here by ship. (If they still do; most fly in or run, walk wade or swim across the Rio Grande and the Canadian border.)

    Nevertheless, let us look, as I did, at the inscription, its title and author:

    The New Colossus
    Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
    With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
    Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
    A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
    Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
    Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
    Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
    The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
    "Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
    With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
    Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
    The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
    Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
    I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

    Emma Lazarus, 1883

    Well, first I see nothing wrong with
    The New Colossus
    Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
    With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
    The colossus at Rhodes did a mighty good job, it said, “Look upon my works and weep.” It gives the right impression; anyone who is not an American is awed and ready to be subservient until a few generations of his family have passed and some distant son is ready to be American himself.

    Look at the Great Church of Landover; who can enter its portals and not be awed? But the awe reflects only the One True God that inspired Man do accomplish this.

    Such a statue, to the Citizen, speaks of the Glory of righteous wars and America’s God Given Gift of always winning.

    Moving on:
    Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
    A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
    Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
    Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
    Glows world-wide welcome;
    Here is the clearest evidence that a woman wrote this. “Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand”

    Hello Miss Lazarus! The sun sets in the West and New York is on the East Coast!

    And why is it a woman? Surely a man would be better? And who is this false goddess, Mother of Exiles? Who is it that claims God’s Powers over lightning?

    Jer:51:16: When he uttereth his voice, there is a multitude of waters in the heavens; and he causeth the vapours to ascend from the ends of the earth: he maketh lightnings with rain, and bringeth forth the wind out of his treasures.

    This is idolatry, heathenism and blasphemy writ large! And this greets foreigners when they arrive in God’s Own Country?!!!

    "Give me your tired, your poor,
    Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
    The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
    Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
    (As I was writing this, Nephew Zebulun came round fresh from his visit to Europistan and seeing me apoplectic with rage and indignation, inqured into the matter. I said “Words cannot express…” and he interrupted with “What you need Unky, is to use “W.T.F.” It means “Why Think Fiction!” and this summed it up, so)

    WTF! Why does America need tired poor people bunched together? Apparently “Your teeming shore” indicates that there are so many of them that you can’t see the sand on the beach on Coney Island. And they are coming to claim Welfare checks at a bureau near you!

    The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.”!!!!!!11!!!
    We need more refuse? We have a shortage of garbage? Well, perhaps we are not being soft enough on the parasites on welfare! WTF! Perhaps we should all pay 98% tax so these people can live the life of bankers!

    Send them to me”? WTF! Has America not got enough lollygaggers? Are we short of the idle, sick, lame and gimps? Has God deprived us of so many lazy, stupid people who can’t speak American, that we need more?

    And the cretinous woman has misspelled “Tossed.”

    As Nephew Zebulun was still around, he mentioned that the Statue of Liberty (or as I now call it "The Rotting Corpse of Liberal Atheism that attracts flies”) was given by the French!

    The French! I might have known. The French are duplicitous, immoral, smelly, and speak stupidly – it was all done in their own interests, they wanted to snuggle up beside America like a cheap whore, give it some unspeakable disease and run off laughing with our money! And what did the French ever do for us?

    So I propose this heathen, blasphemous graven image be destroyed and replaced by a 600 foot bronze casting of KJV1611 burnished with gold and set atop with the eagle and lightning sheaves, and below there shall be written:

    Deuteronomy 13:6-10If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

    Inspiring words to any person fortunate enough to reach God's Country.

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  • Bob4God
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    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #2
    Re: The Statue of Liberty to be demolished!

    My main concern with the Statue of Liberty is that it gives the image that America is just a bunch of sissy men who cower beneath women.

    Is it possible funds could be used to convert the torch in her hand into a frying pan?

    Ideally, we could construct a bigger, stronger statue of an American man posed with his hand raise to smite her for burning a steak, or something.

    Just some thoughts.
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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: The Statue of Liberty to be demolished!

      It looks pretty *gay* if you ask me. God! It's even worse than the Village People

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12391

        #4
        Re: The Statue of Liberty to be demolished!

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        It looks pretty *gay* if you ask me. God! It's even worse than the Village People
        When I see that woman with a torch lifted to the sky, just one word comes to mind: Lesbian
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10049

          #5
          Re: The Statue of Liberty to be demolished!

          How about a statue of Jesus or King David, holding a sword?
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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049

            #6
            Re: The Statue of Liberty to be demolished!

            It's really a shame we don't have a statue like this one to regulate the influx of immigrants. Mighty fine the way he handles those boat people:

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            • Good Christian Woman
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2011
              • 349

              #7
              Re: The Statue of Liberty to be demolished!

              According to this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_of_Liberty she's supposed to be a Roman goddess. Goddess. What a laugh. The Bible never refers to God as a female, so He's clearly male. "Goddess" meaning "female God" is contradictory.
              1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: The Statue of Liberty to be demolished!

                Originally posted by Good Christian Woman View Post
                According to this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_of_Liberty she's supposed to be a Roman goddess. Goddess. What a laugh. The Bible never refers to God as a female, so He's clearly male. "Goddess" meaning "female God" is contradictory.
                Moses explicitly referred to God as a man:

                Exodus 15:3: The LORD [is] a man of war: the LORD [is] his name.

                Besides, we all know who else worships a goddess.
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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: The Statue of Liberty to be demolished!

                  The worship of women leads directly to homosexuality in men! the second a man sees a woman not for what God intends her to be; a vile cesspit of slimy depravity whose only redeeming quality is her ability to be used to make more soldiers for Christ, that man turns into a flaming queer.

                  Notice how women always talk about their fabulous gay friend? It's never "my wonderful Christan (as in Republican, white, Baptist) husband". That is because gay men refuse to see the worthlessness of women like we straight men do.

                  If if you wife like you, you aren't Christian enough.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Johny Joe Hold
                    Mayor of Freehold
                     
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 12391

                    #10
                    Re: The Statue of Liberty to be demolished!

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    The worship of women leads directly to homosexuality in men! the second a man sees a woman not for what God intends her to be; a vile cesspit of slimy depravity whose only redeeming quality is her ability to be used to make more soldiers for Christ, that man turns into a flaming queer.

                    Notice how women always talk about their fabulous gay friend? It's never "my wonderful Christan (as in Republican, white, Baptist) husband".
                    Words of wisdom to be sure, Brother Bobby-Joe. A woman holding high a flaming tourch can only imply one thing, a flaming homer.

                    Another disturbing thing, there are tours that take people right inside her body. Talk about sexual overtones we do not need in this country!
                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • Free Market Fred
                      The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 803

                      #11
                      Re: The Statue of Liberty to be demolished!

                      Originally posted by SUV View Post
                      It looks pretty *gay* if you ask me.
                      True Sister SUV, but it's to be expected. After all, Lady Liberty is French. They got lots of ladyboys over there in Euroweenieland.

                      The good news is that my company has been given the contract to design and build the new statue. We want to go with something that better represents what America is today - macho and ever-ready to protect our freedoms against terrorism, including domestic dissent.

                      We've finally decided on a final design. Hope you all like it:



                      It's actually more than just a statue. The weapons are functional, and from its perch on Liberty Island in New York Harbor, it will be close enough that we can call it into duty lest those terrorist OccupyWallStreet commies try to come back and insult our nation's job creators.

                      Due to the expense and hi-tech nature of the design, we're going to build it in China. The Chinks are also subcontracted to do the regular maintenance. But we are supporting American jobs - all the gardeners and groundskeepers on Liberty Island are US citizens, or seeking citizenship. My company has the contract for the lawn maintenance, as the island has now been privatized, along with the New York City police force which might make use of the statue when needed. We've fired all the union thugs, and hired excellent minimum-wage replacements recruited from the VA Hospital's PTSD ward. So this is yet another super-efficient public-private partnership, a win-win for America and free enterprise!

                      For national security reasons, visitors will not be allowed on Liberty Island once the new statue has been put in place. But you'll be permitted to take photos through a telephoto lens from a tourist boat in New York Harbor.
                      Praise Jesus!
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