I hate people who catch and release fish

[Swedish eskimo]

Today i watched a so called "fishing" program on Discovery Channel, i was very offended by the fact that they catched the fish and then released it, are they gay and not manly enough to kill the fish or what?! Whenever i'm fishing i always kill the fish and eats it together with my wife and children, and that also include endangered fish like bluefin tuna, dolphins and whales, i dont care if an animal is endangered or not, cause fish are animals and The Bible tells us that we humans have the right to do whatever we want with animals, they are the food that God provided us with


Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I hate people who catch and release fish

Nanook I agree with you on this. So-called "catch and release" is a limp-wristed fag rule imposed on us by the liberals. It's another part of the liberal agenda designed to feminize men and turn us into sissies. Fishing is totally gay now.

[Swedish eskimo]

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Fishing, if it's done in the right way (killing and eating the fish), is a very manly, Christian and Biblical thing, there is alot of fishing in The Bible, releasing the fish though like some satanic vegan, is like spitting God in the face and saying "no thanks, i dont want your food". What offends me even more is that even if there isn't any law in the certain territories you are fishing in, these homers still releases the fish back in the sea on their own will

Jesus helped His disciples fishing alot, Jesus is clearly pro-fishing and so should everyone else be!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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God tells us to dominate and subdue animals. What better way to accomplish that than by eating them. However, if you are not hungry, I suppose it is okay to prove your dominance over the fish by just making certain it is dead, and that its death is particularly painful. That is the only time it is acceptable to release a fish that you have caught.

Sometimes I will release a deer, if I my fridge is well stocked already from other deer I have slowly killed, or I don't feel like dragging it home. I will just let it lay there and bleed to death. I feel like God will accept that as an exercise of my dominion over nature. After all, I can kill a lot more than I eat. I shouldn't abstain from killing just because I can't eat every deer in the world.

The best way to obey God's command to exercise dominion over nature is by picking off the endangered species. Of course, I don't do this where it is against secular law, but it is okay in other countries, and I do it there.

Of course I would rather kill a tree any day. Trees are so disgusting.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Catch-and-release is a waste of time and an affront to Jesus.

(Ephesians 5:15-16) "See then that ye walk circumspectly, not as fools, but as wise, Redeeming the time, because the days are evil."

YiC,

Zech
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[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I hate people who catch and release fish

Fishing, if it's done in the right way (killing and eating the fish), is a very manly

Amen to that. Whale fishing with dynamite is very manly. Last time Brother Free Market Fred and I went whale fishing in Florida, we even blew up some Cuban terrorists! A clear sign God approves. We didn't catch any whales, but they taste horrible anyway.

2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Amen to that. Whale fishing with dynamite is very manly. Last time Brother Free Market Fred and I went whale fishing in Florida, we even blew up some Cuban terrorists! A clear sign God approves. We didn't catch any whales, but they taste horrible anyway.

2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

Whales are easy to kill, if you know how to operate an RPG, but they are difficult to get in the boat afterwards, so I just let them sink.

[Swedish eskimo]

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Some people says that whales are not fish, how can people be that stupid? Of course whales are fish! Why else would they live in the sea?
I really dont like whales, especially not that awful sound they make, whenever i wake up hearing that noise i take my harpoon boat and makes it shut up so i can sleep again

[Swedish eskimo]

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The only type of catch and release method that i approve of:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Some people says that whales are not fish, how can people be that stupid? Of course whales are fish! Why else would they live in the sea?
I really dont like whales, especially not that awful sound they make, whenever i wake up hearing that noise i take my harpoon boat and makes it shut up so i can sleep again

The Holy Bible says that whales are fish, so that's what I'm going with. God's Word is good enough for me.

[Swedish eskimo]

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The Holy Bible says that whales are fish, so that's what I'm going with. God's Word is good enough for me.

All animals that lives in the sea are fish (including whales), and all animals that lives in the air are birds (including bats), thats what The Bible says so that is the truth, just because whales and bats has different characteristics than other birds and fishes doesn't mean that they ain't fishes and birds, it all makes sense to me!

[Swedish eskimo]

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I remember an extremely disappointing TV show called "The Crocodile Hunter", it was some Austrian who called himself a crocodile hunter, what i expected was a program about a manly crocodile hunter who hunts, kills and eats crocodiles, and not some Austrian PETA sympathizer who humanely catches and then release the crocodiles

[Redeemed Papist]

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All animals that lives in the sea are fish (including whales), and all animals that lives in the air are birds (including bats), thats what The Bible says so that is the truth, just because whales and bats has different characteristics than other birds and fishes doesn't mean that they ain't fishes and birds, it all makes sense to me!

Scientists changed the meanings of these words over time to sow confusion. Nowadays they use this effect in a breathtaking burst of circular logic in order to make the Bible appear silly. Moving the goalposts is their favourite trick.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I remember an extremely disappointing TV show called "The Crocodile Hunter", it was some Austrian who called himself a crocodile hunter, what i expected was a program about a manly crocodile hunter who hunts, kills and eats crocodiles, and not some Austrian PETA sympathizer who humanely catches and then release the crocodiles

Well God showed His sense of humour in the way He dispatched that one!