Lies about Landover Baptist on the interweb.

[The Lord's Sword]

Fellow God fearing Christians,

It's truly saddens my heart to see so many people believe Jesus Christ is their Lord and Savoir, yet ignore everything He and His Father stand for.

We preach the facts:

• God created everything in 7 days
• The world is 6,000 years old
• Women are wicked and responsible for everything evil in the world
• Women are not only less than god, they are less than men and should act like it
• God wants us to kill:
  • People who worship false gods
  • False prophets
  • Non-believers
  • Adulterers
  • Fornicators
  • Bad children
  • Stubborn sons
  • Kids who hit their father
  • Wizards
  • Fortunetellers
  • People who work on the sabbath
  • Thieves
  • Animals that kill people
  • Take accursed things
  • People who curse
  • Non-virgins on their wedding night
• America is God's nation
• Darwin recanted on his deathbed; evolution is a lie
• There are no atheists in fox holes
• If you don't follow God's Word exactly, you are going to hell
• Rape is acceptable as long as you pay the father
• Slavery is good
• God is responsible for all weather related disasters
• The earth is flat
• Global warming is a lie

"Cherry pick" at risk of your own damnation! It's not my soul on the line. The beauty of it all is, all they have to do is repent, hate who God hates like the Bible teaches us and don't break any of God's rules, and they can join us in heaven!



1 Corinthians 11:3,1 Corinthians 11:7-9,1 Corinthians 14:34-35,Exodus 19:13,Joshua 7:1-26,Leviticus 24:16,Deuteronomy 22:23-24,Exodus 21:28,Deuteronomy 17:12,Exodus 22:17,Leviticus 20:27,Exodus 21:15,Proverbs 20:20,Leviticus 21:9,Exodus 22:19,2 Chronicles 15:12-13,Deuteronomy 13:13-19,Deuteronomy 13:7-12,Deuteronomy 17:2-5,Leviticus 24:9-16,Deuteronomy 13:1-5,Romans 1:24-32,Numbers 1:48-51,Exodus 31:12-15,Judges 21:10-24,Deuteronomy 20:10-14,Deuteronomy 22:28-29,2 Samuel 12:11-14,Deuteronomy 21:10-14,Judges 5:30,Exodus 21:1-11,Zechariah 14:1-2,Exodus 21:20-21,1 Timothy 6:1-2,Luke 12:47-48,1 Timothy 2:12,Ephesians 5:22-25,Colossians 3:18,1 Timothy 2:9 - 15,Romans 7:1-25,1 Peter 3:1-3,1 Peter 3:5-7,Genesis 3:16,Leviticus 12:2,Leviticus 12:5,Job 25:4 AND MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Fellow God fearing Christians,

As a new member of the congregation . . . we . . .

"We"? "New member"?

Being a Forum Member is not the same as being a member of Landover Baptist Church. There are atheists and Wiccans who are Forum Members; they certainly are not members of LBC.

If you were a member of the church in good standing, you would be labeled "True Christian(tm)".

I have my own congregation in Indiana, so am not a member of Landover. That is why I am an "Honorary True Christian(tm)"; were I to give up my congregation and move to Freehold, I could be a True Christian(tm), as I meet all requirements for membership.

Please do not represent yourself as a member of Landover Baptist Church until such time as the Pastors have approved your application.

Thanks!

[The Lord's Sword]

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"We"? "New member"?

Being a Forum Member is not the same as being a member of Landover Baptist Church. There are atheists and Wiccans who are Forum Members; they certainly are not members of LBC.

If you were a member of the church in good standing, you would be labeled "True Christian™".

I have my own congregation in Indiana, so am not a member of Landover. That is why I am an "Honorary True Christian™"; were I to give up my congregation and move to Freehold, I could be a True Christian™, as I meet all requirements for membership.

Please do not represent yourself as a member of Landover Baptist Church until such time as the Pastors have approved your application.

Thanks!

[The Lord's Sword]

Re: Lies about Landover Baptist on the interweb.

My intent was not to cause malice Rev. Rodimer. I am so very filled with the spirit of the Lord that I got a little ahead of myself! It should be every Christian's goal to become a True Christian™, I know that it's mine.

[Didymus Much]

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My intent was not to cause malice Rev. Rodimer. I am so very filled with the spirit of the Lord that I got a little ahead of myself! It should be every Christian's goal to become a True Christian™, I know that it's mine.

Try these:



Used thusly:

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

Re: Lies about Landover Baptist on the interweb.

Dear Mister Sword,

preach the facts

It always fills me with the warmth of the Holy Spirit when a young person realizes what is important about Christianity. While false prophets preach nonsense like love, forgiveness and "being a good person"; only 100% Bible obeying Christians know what it is really all about.

They know God doesn't preach forgiveness, but extreme fear of Hell to stop sinners from sinning. They know God want's us to mutilate ourselves just to prove how much we love Him: Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

They know Jesus doesn't preach love but hate for everyone but Him: Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."

And most importantly, they know all those evil liars falsely preaching love and forgiveness will be punished severely for twisting God's word! Revelation 22:18-19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."

Yours in Jesus Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[princesshenryjosephshackleton]

Re: Lies about Landover Baptist on the interweb.

• God wants us to kill:
  • People who worship false gods
  • False prophets
  • Non-believers
  • Adulterers
  • Fornicators
  • Bad children
  • Stubborn sons
  • Kids who hit their father
  • Wizards
  • Fortunetellers
  • People who work on the sabbath
  • Thieves
  • Animals that kill people
  • Take accursed things
  • People who curse
  • Non-virgins on their wedding night
  
  

So that whole "thou shalt not kill" thing goes right out the window? You people have always said that you don't interpret the Bible, that you do exactly as it says. And is says right there: "THOU SHALT NOT KILL." There's not exactly much room for interpretation in that.

• America is God's nation

And how do you claim to know that? America is never mentioned in the Bible.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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[/LIST]So that whole "thou shalt not kill" thing goes right out the window? You people have always said that you don't interpret the Bible, that you do exactly as it says. And is says right there: "THOU SHALT NOT KILL." There's not exactly much room for interpretation in that.

Care to reconcile that with God's many commands to execute people for particular sins?

It's rather difficult to execute people within the Law, as commanded, if it's not permitted to kill them.

Maybe it's because you don't understand how "kill" is intended. It means "murder" in that context.

From Strong’s: http://concordances.org/hebrew/7523.htm

ratsach: to murder, slay

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So that whole "thou shalt not kill" thing goes right out the window? You people have always said that you don't interpret the Bible, that you do exactly as it says. And is says right there: "THOU SHALT NOT KILL." There's not exactly much room for interpretation in that.

Don't be dense. The 10 commandments apply to our fellow Christians. God wants us to kill non-Christians.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

[Redeemed Papist]

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So that whole "thou shalt not kill" thing goes right out the window? You people have always said that you don't interpret the Bible, that you do exactly as it says. And is says right there: "THOU SHALT NOT KILL." There's not exactly much room for interpretation in that.



And how do you claim to know that? America is never mentioned in the Bible.

So if God directly tells us to kill someone we should play gotcha with Him?

I don't see much future in that after God kills me, to be honest.

[princesshenryjosephshackleton]

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Care to reconcile that with God's many commands to execute people for particular sins?

It's rather difficult to execute people within the Law, as commanded, if it's not permitted to kill them.

So what you're trying to say is that the Bible contradicts itself?

Maybe it's because you don't understand how "kill" is intended. It means "murder" in that context.

From Strong’s: http://concordances.org/hebrew/7523.htm

ratsach: to murder, slay

Then why does it say "kill" and not "murder?" I doubt God would have allowed His word to be translated incorrectly and have it mislead people.

[The Lord's Sword]

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So what you're trying to say is that the Bible contradicts itself?


Then why does it say "kill" and not "murder?" I doubt God would have allowed His word to be translated incorrectly and have it mislead people.

How could we expect you to understand? You obviously had evil parents who told you, "God loves everybody."

[Jedediah]

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So what you're trying to say is that the Bible contradicts itself?

Look, son. The Bible says what It says, and all of it is True. Just because you do not have the Holy Spirit dwelling within you as it dwells within me, guiding my discernment, does not make it any less so.

I Corinthians 2:12-16
Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God.
Which things also we speak, not in the words which man's wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual.
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? but we have the mind of Christ.

Try actually following God's commandments and allowing Jesus to enter you with His love before trying to understand the things of the Spirit. As unsaved trash, you are simply incapable of comprehending the full and breathtaking majesty of God's Word as given in the King James Authorized Version ©1611. So give attendance to reading, exhortation and doctrine (I Timothy 4:13) before coming back here making idiotic posts and showcasing your ignorance.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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So what you're trying to say is that the Bible contradicts itself?


Then why does it say "kill" and not "murder?" I doubt God would have allowed His word to be translated incorrectly and have it mislead people.

Friend, you need to read the Bible as a whole, not in bits and pieces. It is God's Living Word, and as such interprets itself without contradiction. If you want to understand what God really means, you can ask Him to inspire you with the Truth. If you are sincere and genuinely believe, He will give you this wisdom. I promise:

If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him.
James 1:5

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Friend, you need to read the Bible as a whole, not in bits and pieces. It is God's Living Word, and as such interprets itself without contradiction. If you want to understand what God really means, you can ask Him to inspire you with the Truth. If you are sincere and genuinely believe, He will give you this wisdom. I promise:

If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him.

James 1:5

But that would require effort, Sister. You can't expect effort of a Princess!