[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

I bet you 5000 internet dollars that you have disobeyed your parents. So that means you would be in the same bracket as queers and murderers. "They which commit such things are worthy of death,"

Better run, man, the Christians are gonna be after you.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

My crowning moment was turning against my Catholic parents and starting to believe in Jesus for the first time. I obeyed them until I was a man, of course.

Odd how you speak of "the Christians" in the third person. Why would some atheist come onto the internets to mock God? That's just despicable.

[Compassion]

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Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

My crowning moment was turning against my Catholic parents and starting to believe in Jesus for the first time. I obeyed them until I was a man, of course.

Odd how you speak of "the Christians" in the third person. Why would some atheist come onto the internets to mock God? That's just despicable.

I'm really beginning to think you aren't a Christian. Is this just what you do after school, go on the internet and rant about a God you don't believe in? Nobody is in reality this bigoted, this hateful, and this unwilling to listen to reason. This has got to be a joke.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

I bet you 5000 internet dollars that you have disobeyed your parents. So that means you would be in the same bracket as queers and murderers. "They which commit such things are worthy of death,"

Better run, man, the Christians are gonna be after you.

Friend, you seem to have some 'issues'. Frankly, nothing would please me more than just you, I, a Bible and a candle along with a isolated evening to work out your problems.
I will tell you this. God loves everyone who proves the love they have for Him. God constantly tests us to ensure we are sincere. He will give us what may seem like insurmountable tasks and woes. Our efforts are what God insists on seeing if He is to grant us eternity in Heaven. A pretty good deal if you ask me. A mere lifetime of commitment for eternal bliss!
Now, no one knows if God accepts their efforts as sincere. However, the longer a person is at it, the better their chances are. I do know, Jesus chuckles at the death bed promises of devotion.
No friend, I do not want you 5,000 internet dollars. Knowing I Saved a Soul is all I want.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I'm really beginning to think you aren't a Christian. Is this just what you do after school, go on the internet and rant about a God you don't believe in? Nobody is in reality this bigoted, this hateful, and this unwilling to listen to reason. This has got to be a joke.

I assure you we are 100% serious about the word of God and that people should know accurately what they think they believe in. Where else can you find incontrovertible evidence of what God wants than in the Bible? People's opinions are made up in their heads; God's word is eternal!

[James Hutchins]

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I'm really beginning to think you aren't a Christian. Is this just what you do after school, go on the internet and rant about a God you don't believe in? Nobody is in reality this bigoted, this hateful, and this unwilling to listen to reason. This has got to be a joke.

Not a single True Christian(tm) is like you describe. All we do is follow the Bible as God had it written. Please, lets calmly and rationally discuss what is bothering you. We can take baby steps if you find that comforting.

[Holyfield]

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Um, no kind of food is going to send you to hell because of the picture on the label or whatever.

I try to say grace whenever I eat something. But there is some evil and blasphemous food that is very hard to bless. Now Ben and Jerry's ice cream is on that list too.

Everyone would go to hell. But believing in Jesus and repenting of your sins does not allow the soul to perish forever.

I don't believe in Purgatory. Neither should you. Are you a catholic?

[Namelessdemon]

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Haha wow I didn't know they did this. Now I love this Ice even more. To bad I don't like chubby hubby's. D: And even Ice cream can send you to hell? o.o What can't send you to hell?

[Redeemed Papist]

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What can't send you to hell?

Accepting Jesus as your personal saviour.

[Compassion]

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Your entire community is so full of hate, bigotry, contempt, denial, and false piety. Are you those people we see on TV with signs that say "God Hates Fags" ? I'll tell you what God hates. He hates people like you. You people are the worst kind of intolerant, self-righteous, disgustingly contemptuous evil in this world. You twist His Word to your own uses, you shout about "blasphemy" and "evil", you hate everything that isn't a straight, white, male, Christian, Republican, Conservative, pious piece of SHIT exactly like you. You're going to Hell, and there's nothing you can do about it. I didn't even know these kinds of people existed until I saw this forum, and now that I do, I hate everything about you. Your moderator has some cute little flash pictures underneath his name. I thought it looked cool. Turned out they were awards. After reading them, and they were all things like "Jailed for Jesus" and "Punched the Most Queers" and "Witch Hunt 2011", I realized you were serious. You pieces of immoral shit actually think you are the good guys. There is nothing I would like more than to go to one of those protests you hold at funerals for soldiers, where you wave around your signs, yell about gay people ruining the country, and hose the fuck out of you retarded, white trash, "Christian" sons of bitches with an AK-47. Fuck you, fuck your stupid ancient beliefs, and fuck everything you think you know about God. I hope you all fucking die.

[Thinks Design]

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Your entire community is so full of hate, bigotry, contempt, denial, and false piety. Are you those people we see on TV with signs that say "God Hates Fags" ? I'll tell you what God hates. He hates people like you. You people are the worst kind of intolerant, self-righteous, disgustingly contemptuous evil in this world. You twist His Word to your own uses, you shout about "blasphemy" and "evil", you hate everything that isn't a straight, white, male, Christian, Republican, Conservative, pious piece of SHIT exactly like you. You're going to Hell, and there's nothing you can do about it. I didn't even know these kinds of people existed until I saw this forum, and now that I do, I hate everything about you. Your moderator has some cute little flash pictures underneath his name. I thought it looked cool. Turned out they were awards. After reading them, and they were all things like "Jailed for Jesus" and "Punched the Most Queers" and "Witch Hunt 2011", I realized you were serious. You pieces of immoral shit actually think you are the good guys. There is nothing I would like more than to go to one of those protests you hold at funerals for soldiers, where you wave around your signs, yell about gay people ruining the country, and hose the piffle out of you retarded, white trash, "Christian" sons of bitches with an AK-47. piffle you, piffle your stupid ancient beliefs, and piffle everything you think you know about God. I hope you all piffleing die.

Not the entire community.

I've decided to stay to show that science supports the God hypothesis. Intelligent Design is growing in momentum and by researching into the divine why can know the mind of god.

ThinksDesign

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Not the entire community.

I've decided to stay to show that science supports the God hypothesis. Intelligent Design is growing in momentum and by researching into the divine why can know the mind of god.

ThinksDesign

Graduating with a 2:2 in a Micky Mouse degree vs the inerrant Bible (KJV1611).

Hm.

YIC

[Zechariah Smyth]

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*** I hate Jesus, I hate Jesus, I hate Jesus There is nothing I would like more than to go to one of those protests you hold at funerals for soldiers, where you wave around your signs, yell about gay people ruining the country, and hose the piffle out of you retarded, white trash, "Christian" sons of bitches with an AK-47. I hate Jesus, I hate Jesus, I hate Jesus ***

You do realize that interstate transmission of a threat is a felony, right?



BTW, you are confusing us with the liberals at Westboro.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Thinks Design]

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You doBTW, you are confusing us with the liberals at Westboro.

What, are you saying you are different?

ThinksDesign.

[Didymus Much]

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...Are you those people we see on TV with signs that say "God Hates Fags" ?...

Heck, no. That's Westboro, led by Fred Phelps (he's a DEMOCRAT ).

[Thinks Design]

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Graduating with a 2:2 in a Micky Mouse degree vs the inerrant Bible (KJV1611).

Hm.

YIC

Very mature.

ThinksDesign

PS: this 300 seconds thing is idiotic.