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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #946
    Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

    Originally posted by lesdong chingchong View Post
    Gods winning here my friends. His kill ratio is the highest.
    AMEN! He will show His Mercy through His Glory and His Might!

    The official deity bodycount
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • lesdong chingchong
        Unsaved trash, smartassed retarded tool of satan
        • Jun 2014
        • 31
        #947
        Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

        Has it ever crossed your minds that Jesus could have been gay?
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • JustGotSaved
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2009
            • 519
            #948
            Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

            Originally posted by lesdong chingchong View Post
            Has it ever crossed your minds that Jesus could have been gay?
            that would only cross the mind of someone who named himlself Long Dong.

            But seriously, there's plenty of scripture that condems buggery and plenty that reveres the Christ. So, er, no.

            Omg! I just had a thought! How do we know the sky isn't polkadotted? Deeeeeep, man.
            Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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              • lesdong chingchong
                Unsaved trash, smartassed retarded tool of satan
                • Jun 2014
                • 31
                #949
                Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                They do often say that the more people seem to be against being a hom, the more likely they are to have experienced homosexual buggery.

                Fred Phelps is one such person that has been rumoured to be a sword swallower.
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775
                    #950
                    Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                    Originally posted by lesdong chingchong View Post
                    They do often say that the more people seem to be against being a hom, the more likely they are to have experienced homosexual buggery.

                    Fred Phelps is one such person that has been rumoured to be a sword swallower.
                    Mr. Phelps was such a liberal he was booted out of his own feel-good-ignore-the-Word church. I'm not surprised he entertained gentleman callers.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Determined2findtruth
                        Unsaved trash, demonic teenaged whore
                        • Jun 2014
                        • 21
                        #951
                        Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                        It was for me like being an everyday ordinary person
                        Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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                          • Mother Of Seven
                            True Christian™ with a quiverful
                            • Jan 2014
                            • 2243
                            #952
                            Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                            Originally posted by Determined2findtruth View Post
                            It was for me like being an everyday ordinary person
                            What on earth are you talking about this time? Which of the 950 responses above yours are you addressing?

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405
                                #953
                                Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                                Originally posted by lesdong chingchong View Post
                                Has it ever crossed your minds that Jesus could have been gay?
                                Apparently you are slow on the uptake - the prohibition against homosexuality is Jewish law. You know that whole Torah thing,... If for the sake of argument Jesus had been a practicing homosexual he would have stoned to death like the Adulteress in John and not crusified by the Romans for inciting rebellion.

                                This is all over you head, isn't it?

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                                  • lesdong chingchong
                                    Unsaved trash, smartassed retarded tool of satan
                                    • Jun 2014
                                    • 31
                                    #954
                                    Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                                    Has any considered that jesus may have been a rapist? It would seem to make sense to me.

                                    A lot of atheists I know are the wat they are because jesus interfered with them involuntarily. Food for thought.
                                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                                      • Mother Of Seven
                                        True Christian™ with a quiverful
                                        • Jan 2014
                                        • 2243
                                        #955
                                        Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                                        Originally posted by lesdong chingchong View Post
                                        Has any considered that jesus may have been a rapist? It would seem to make sense to me.

                                        A lot of atheists I know are the wat they are because jesus interfered with them involuntarily. Food for thought.
                                        Look you lesbian dong, can you just shut up, for one moment. You are just so boring.

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                                          • JustGotSaved
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Aug 2009
                                            • 519
                                            #956
                                            Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                                            Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                                            Look you lesbian dong, can you just shut up, for one moment. You are just so boring.
                                            "Have you ever considered for a moment that Jesus was boring?"


                                            Just beating the lesbian longdongchingchong to the punch.
                                            Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                                              • Kewlcat
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                 
                                                • Jun 2014
                                                • 71
                                                #957
                                                Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                                                Not entirely sure how I got to this thread from the bible in a year one, but I don't like leaving a question unanswered.

                                                To answer the original question about how athiests feel, it's not so much that they just act like animals, but it's more like, imagine a giant weight on top of your head. Nearly impossible to lift. Now imagine that weight not being able to come of. It feels like that, that there is a really heavy, permanent weight stuck on top of your head. Which also explains why they can be so hateful, they are jealous of all the Christians who don't have that block on their head. The problem is convincing them that their head will not blow off if they just out down the weight for a second. Once you have one experience in Christianity, you never want to go back.

                                                Originally posted by lesdong chingchong View Post
                                                If god was all loving, then why do millions of people die every year through starvation, murder, rapes, the KKK etc?

                                                Gods winning here my friends. His kill ratio is the highest.
                                                I don't think God IS all loving. Psalm 11:5 states that he hates the wicked, and those who love violence. As well in Romans 9:13, he is talking about a specific person who he hates, not the sin that was committed by Esau, but the person himself.

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                                                  • Joshrine
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    • Jun 2014
                                                    • 28
                                                    #958
                                                    Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                                                    I imagine being atheist must be like this, as these good old boys once sang on Hee Haw:

                                                    "Gloom, despair, and agony on me
                                                    Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
                                                    If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
                                                    Gloom, despair, and agony on me"

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