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  • LyingDingDong
    Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 263

    #31
    Re: Hey! Sinners!

    Originally posted by NoNameAtAll View Post
    KingKongsDingDong: they hate America for the same reasons why I hate it. Christianity

    Gee whiz that was tough you mushbrain!
    So what do I really hate? It's not America it's...
    I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

    "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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    • Don the Baptist
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2008
      • 480

      #32
      Re: Hey! Sinners!

      Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
      So what do I really hate? It's not America it's...
      You lie, ya mama dresses ya funny, you don't love jesus and your feet stink!! You specifically said above:

      "they hate America for the same reasons why I hate it"

      Exactly what "it" were you referring to if not America?? Not only are you atheist people going to hell but you are a bunch of knuckleheads too.

      Aren't you the same homo derelict that suggested pouring two bottles of asprin into a cake batter and then eating it in another thread??
      Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22895

        #33
        Re: Hey! Sinners!

        Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
        So what do I really hate? It's not America it's...
        Yes, Lack of Attention.

        My feeling is that you are at odds with yourself, as you have realized that you are “not-conforming” in the ways that millions of other pubescent young people are “not conforming”, and you find that fewer people actually give you the attention you think you deserve.

        I feel that you are struggling to make sense of a world and beginning to realize that it is far more complex than you thought.

        You seem to me to hold liberal views and believe that others’ lifestyle should be encouraged for the diversity that it brings to society. But did you give Landover the same chance and you would give to an aficionado of the chocolate starfish or a heathen foreigner? No.

        Re-read the threads around here. Consider that there must be something in Landover that brings the wise, Godly, compassionate and thoughtful together and keeps them together regardless of the abuse from Unsaved heathens.

        That thing, my friend is the KJV1611. Remember Landover is here to convey the Gospel, and those Holy Words are not always welcome on the ears, but they are constant and The Truth™.

        So quit assing around you piece of dung and get some reading done – you know no one cares what you think when God’s thoughts are on the menu.

        May God smile upon you son.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #34
          Re: Hey! Sinners!

          Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
          So what do I really hate? It's not America it's...
          I'd say you hate yourself, which is a good first step towards Salvation©.

          Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

          If you ever find your way to Jesus, you'll wake up with a smile on your lips and a song in your heart every day. As you can see, we True Christians™ are the most positive, loving and well-balanced folks you'll ever meet.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #35
            Re: Hey! Sinners!

            Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
            So what do I really hate? It's not America it's...
            Freedom.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #36
              Re: Hey! Sinners!

              Just a reminder, folks!


              Posted via Prayer

              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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              • Cheshire
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2008
                • 213

                #37
                Re: Hey! Sinners!

                You know what I sometimes wish Christians could have?

                Lions specifically made to maul anyone who doesn't read the KJV.

                Great talking point at dinner parties!
                Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #38
                  Re: Hey! Sinners!

                  IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER REMINDER! PRAISE!!!


                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • Ann the jewess
                    A "Mostly Straight" Gal
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 117

                    #39
                    Re: Hey! Sinners!

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    I didn't. That's why I reject it.

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #40
                      Re: Hey! Sinners!



                      She's All Afire all Right, but not for JESUS.

                      Only to keep on itchin & scratchin, scratchin & itchin all of her ticks and chiggers, chiggers & ticks

                      Quick, Ma, get the Flit!

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #41
                        Re: Hey! Sinners!

                        Originally posted by SUV View Post
                        Quick, Ma, get the Flit!
                        Sister SUV, I cannot find "Flit" in my KJV. What, pray tell, is a Flit?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #42
                          Re: Hey! Sinners!

                          Originally posted by Rev Anne View Post
                          I didn't. That's why I reject it.
                          Wouldn't it make more sense to read it before making your mind up about it? I mean, I know you're a feeble-minded hell-bound lesbian and all, but still...
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #43
                            Re: Hey! Sinners!

                            Originally posted by Rev Anne View Post
                            I didn't. That's why I reject it.
                            So you admit that you've never read the Holy Bible, yet you reject it out of hand. What happened to the "open-minded tolerance" you witch scum are always whining on about? How can you make the decision to spit in our Lord's loving face without having even bothered to read the book He wrote?

                            Which means you lied about being an ex "reverend." You satanists are just addicted to lies, aren't you.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #44
                              Re: Hey! Sinners!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              So you admit that you've never read the Holy Bible, yet you reject it out of hand. What happened to the "open-minded tolerance" you witch scum are always whining on about? How can you make the decision to spit in our Lord's loving face without having even bothered to read the book He wrote?

                              Which means you lied about being an ex "reverend." You satanists are just addicted to lies, aren't you.
                              To be fair to the contemptible witch scum, it's perfectly possible that she could be telling the truth about being a former Anglican't "reverend", AND also be telling the truth about never having so much as glanced at God's Word.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Ann the jewess
                                A "Mostly Straight" Gal
                                • Aug 2008
                                • 117

                                #45
                                Re: Hey! Sinners!

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                To be fair to the contemptible witch scum, it's perfectly possible that she could be telling the truth about being a former Anglican't "reverend", AND also be telling the truth about never having so much as glanced at God's Word.
                                Actually, I have read the Bible. Somebody decided to edit my message and add "n't" to the end of "did." Again, somebody here is bearing false witness against me.

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