[LyingDingDong]

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KingKongsDingDong: they hate America for the same reasons why I hate it. Christianity

Gee whiz that was tough you mushbrain!

So what do I really hate? It's not America it's...

[Don the Baptist]

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So what do I really hate? It's not America it's...

You lie, ya mama dresses ya funny, you don't love jesus and your feet stink!! You specifically said above:

"they hate America for the same reasons why I hate it"

Exactly what "it" were you referring to if not America?? Not only are you atheist people going to hell but you are a bunch of knuckleheads too.

Aren't you the same homo derelict that suggested pouring two bottles of asprin into a cake batter and then eating it in another thread??

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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So what do I really hate? It's not America it's...

Yes, Lack of Attention.

My feeling is that you are at odds with yourself, as you have realized that you are “not-conforming” in the ways that millions of other pubescent young people are “not conforming”, and you find that fewer people actually give you the attention you think you deserve.

I feel that you are struggling to make sense of a world and beginning to realize that it is far more complex than you thought.

You seem to me to hold liberal views and believe that others’ lifestyle should be encouraged for the diversity that it brings to society. But did you give Landover the same chance and you would give to an aficionado of the chocolate starfish or a heathen foreigner? No.

Re-read the threads around here. Consider that there must be something in Landover that brings the wise, Godly, compassionate and thoughtful together and keeps them together regardless of the abuse from Unsaved heathens.

That thing, my friend is the KJV1611. Remember Landover is here to convey the Gospel, and those Holy Words are not always welcome on the ears, but they are constant and The Truth™.

So quit assing around you piece of dung and get some reading done – you know no one cares what you think when God’s thoughts are on the menu.

May God smile upon you son.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So what do I really hate? It's not America it's...

I'd say you hate yourself, which is a good first step towards Salvation©.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

If you ever find your way to Jesus, you'll wake up with a smile on your lips and a song in your heart every day. As you can see, we True Christians™ are the most positive, loving and well-balanced folks you'll ever meet.

[Brother Temperance]

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So what do I really hate? It's not America it's...

Freedom.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Just a reminder, folks!

[Cheshire]

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You know what I sometimes wish Christians could have?

Lions specifically made to maul anyone who doesn't read the KJV.

Great talking point at dinner parties!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER REMINDER! PRAISE!!!

[Ann the jewess]

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I didn't. That's why I reject it.

[SUV]

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She's All Afire all Right, but not for JESUS.

Only to keep on itchin & scratchin, scratchin & itchin all of her ticks and chiggers, chiggers & ticks

Quick, Ma, get the Flit!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Quick, Ma, get the Flit!

Sister SUV, I cannot find "Flit" in my KJV. What, pray tell, is a Flit?

[Brother Temperance]

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I didn't. That's why I reject it.

Wouldn't it make more sense to read it before making your mind up about it? I mean, I know you're a feeble-minded hell-bound lesbian and all, but still...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I didn't. That's why I reject it.

So you admit that you've never read the Holy Bible, yet you reject it out of hand. What happened to the "open-minded tolerance" you witch scum are always whining on about? How can you make the decision to spit in our Lord's loving face without having even bothered to read the book He wrote?

Which means you lied about being an ex "reverend." You satanists are just addicted to lies, aren't you.

[Brother Temperance]

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So you admit that you've never read the Holy Bible, yet you reject it out of hand. What happened to the "open-minded tolerance" you witch scum are always whining on about? How can you make the decision to spit in our Lord's loving face without having even bothered to read the book He wrote?

Which means you lied about being an ex "reverend." You satanists are just addicted to lies, aren't you.

To be fair to the contemptible witch scum, it's perfectly possible that she could be telling the truth about being a former Anglican't "reverend", AND also be telling the truth about never having so much as glanced at God's Word.

[Ann the jewess]

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To be fair to the contemptible witch scum, it's perfectly possible that she could be telling the truth about being a former Anglican't "reverend", AND also be telling the truth about never having so much as glanced at God's Word.

Actually, I have read the Bible. Somebody decided to edit my message and add "n't" to the end of "did." Again, somebody here is bearing false witness against me.