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  • Professor_of_Trout
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    • Apr 2008
    • 14

    #1

    Opinions of Dante's Divine Comedy

    Discuss.
  • LyingDingDong
    Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 263

    #2
    Re: Opinions of Dante's Divine Comedy

    I don't know what you're talking about, can you inform of who Dante is or his or her divine comedy?
    I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

    "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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    • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
      Resident ex-satanist
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 488

      #3
      Re: Opinions of Dante's Divine Comedy

      Originally posted by Professor_of_Trout View Post
      Discuss.
      What a horrible way to start a thread....

      Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
      I don't know what you're talking about
      That's because you're uneducated.
      Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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      • JennyD
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        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #4
        Re: Opinions of Dante's Divine Comedy

        Originally posted by Professor_of_Trout View Post
        Disgust.
        Not nearly as guffaw-inspiring as your attempt to start a thread, Fish-head.

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        • Justina Thyme
          Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2007
          • 1718

          #5
          Re: Opinions of Dante's Divine Comedy

          Originally posted by Professor_of_Trout View Post
          Disgust.
          Yes.
          Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Opinions of Dante's Divine Comedy

            Originally posted by Professor_of_Trout View Post
            Discuss.
            There is nothing to discuss here. Why aren't you praising Jesus?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22887

              #7
              Re: Opinions of Dante's Divine Comedy

              Originally posted by Professor_of_Trout View Post
              Discuss.
              Long, papist and not written in American.
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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: Opinions of Dante's Divine Comedy

                Originally posted by Professor_of_Trout View Post
                Discuss.
                Did some moderator rename narrowpathy?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Bobby-Joe
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                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Opinions of Dante's Divine Comedy

                  Originally posted by Professor_of_Trout View Post
                  Discuss.
                  Dante let sinners off to lightly for his books to be properly Christian.

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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                    Senior Pastor
                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                    Always Biblically correct
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 10639

                    #10
                    Re: Opinions of Dante's Divine Comedy

                    Originally posted by Professor_of_Trout View Post
                    Discuss.
                    A mackerel-snapper in Old Europe wrote a long poem about papist myths like Purgatory. What's to discuss?

                    According to sick-ular sources, Dante is remembered as the father of the Italian language. Perhaps if he hadn't hated Jesus so much, he could have been the father of the American language.
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