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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409
    #31
    Re: Trust Jesus? Show it by taking off that seatbelt.

    Originally posted by I am a bum View Post
    I am so happy that Nils Bohlin, a Swede, invented the three-point modern safety belt that is used in cars all around the world, what would the world be without Swedish inventions?
    Free from Volvos, Abba and pickled raw fish.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #32
        Re: Trust Jesus? Show it by taking off that seatbelt.

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        Free from Volvos, Abba and pickled raw fish.
        And Ikea.







        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049
            #33
            Re: Trust Jesus? Show it by taking off that seatbelt.

            I'll never understand those Swedish automobiles. What's the logic behind building a big, boxy, tank-like, slow car and naming it after a woman's private parts?
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #34
                Re: Trust Jesus? Show it by taking off that seatbelt.

                Originally posted by I am a bum View Post
                I am so happy that Nils Bohlin, a Swede, invented the three-point modern safety belt that is used in cars all around the world, what would the world be without Swedish inventions?
                Meatballs and porn. That's all I can think of.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Bjorn Jensen
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 2355
                    #35
                    Re: Trust Jesus? Show it by taking off that seatbelt.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Meatballs and porn. That's all I can think of.
                    What's wrong with reindeer meatballs?

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063
                        #36
                        Re: Trust Jesus? Show it by taking off that seatbelt.

                        Originally posted by I am a bum View Post
                        What's wrong with reindeer meatballs?
                        Answering a Pastor with a question is pretty bad form, where I come from, missy.

                        Maybe you should stop trying to smart mouth Pastors (your obvious moral prelate) and get down with reading the Bible (KJC1611) and learn just what it says about this sort of thing, you know, I expect?

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Bjorn Jensen
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2012
                            • 2355
                            #37
                            Re: Trust Jesus? Show it by taking off that seatbelt.

                            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                            Answering a Pastor with a question is pretty bad form, where I come from, missy.

                            Maybe you should stop trying to smart mouth Pastors (your obvious moral prelate) and get down with reading the Bible (KJC1611) and learn just what it says about this sort of thing, you know, I expect?

                            YIC
                            Why should i care that he's a pastor? All people should be treated equally!

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                              • Dr Laurence Niles
                                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                 
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 9063
                                #38
                                Re: Trust Jesus? Show it by taking off that seatbelt.

                                Originally posted by I am a bum View Post
                                Why should i care that he's a pastor? All people should be treated equally!
                                So you think a pedophile should be treated the same as True Christian(tm)?

                                You make me sick, madam!

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #39
                                    Re: Trust Jesus? Show it by taking off that seatbelt.

                                    Originally posted by I am a bum View Post
                                    Why should i care that he's a pastor? All people should be treated equally!
                                    That's not what the Holy Bible says, Nanook.

                                    Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                                    13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Bjorn Jensen
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Apr 2012
                                        • 2355
                                        #40
                                        Re: Trust Jesus? Show it by taking off that seatbelt.

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        That's not what the Holy Bible says, Nanook.
                                        Nanook?

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #41
                                            Re: Trust Jesus? Show it by taking off that seatbelt.

                                            Originally posted by I am a bum View Post
                                            Nanook?
                                            Yea, Nanook of the North. That's the nickname all you eskimos have.

                                            Why don't you go back to your igloo and have your squaw cut you another hunk of blubber. This is a Christian forum, and unsaved scum such as yourself are NOT welcome.
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Andre the queer papist
                                                Unsaved trash, godless mary-worshiper
                                                • Mar 2012
                                                • 15
                                                #42
                                                Re: Trust Jesus? Show it by taking off that seatbelt.

                                                The first cars had no seat belts and people survived.
                                                John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                                                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                                    Senior Pastor
                                                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                                    Always Biblically correct
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 10639
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Trust Jesus? Show it by taking off that seatbelt.

                                                    Originally posted by I am a bum View Post
                                                    Nanook?
                                                    Try answering the Pastor's point.
                                                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                                    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                                      • Deaner
                                                        Christ's Love Messenger
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 5932
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Trust Jesus? Show it by taking off that seatbelt.

                                                        Originally posted by I am a bum View Post
                                                        Nanook?
                                                        It's not so much you're a bum; it's more like you're an asshole. Lighten up on yourself 'bro. Jesus loves you.

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