[HTannor]

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Dolores Hope Dead at Last!

No kidding. I figured that after her husband croaked, she was nailing Bing Crosby on a daily basis.

Wait! Didn't "Der Bingle" kick the bucket already? He probably picked up an STD from Dorothy Lamour and watched his private parts slowly decay and fall off and then his cathylick heart followed closely thereafter.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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"Dolores" ???

I just can't stand people whose names rhyme with naughty parts of the human body (except for "Enos" of course)



YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[HTannor]

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This just in:

EL SEGUNDO, Calif. (AP) -- Big-voiced R&B diva Vesta Williams, perhaps best-known for her 1980s hits "Don't Blow A Good Thing" and "Congratulations," has been found dead of a possible drug overdose in a Southern California hotel room, coroner's investigators said Friday. She was 53.

Did you pick that up? "Don't Blow a Good Thing?" If ever there was a harlot singing some sort of porno song, this evil person was the poster child.

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=671555&GT1=28101

[Benedict A. Davis]

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This just in:

Did you pick that up? "Don't Blow a Good Thing?" If ever there was a harlot singing some sort of porno song, this evil person was the poster child.



http://music.msn.com/music/article.a...1555&GT1=28101

Could those song titles be some sort of drug code she was sending out? I do believe the druggies call cocaine ''blow''. So those titles might actually be a message to her supplier saying ''Congratulations those are some fine drugs you are selling''. In her drug addled state it took her 2 songs to get her message across.

[HTannor]

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Could those song titles be some sort of drug code she was sending out? I do believe the druggies call cocaine ''blow''. So those titles might actually be a message to her supplier......

Well, I don't know Brother Davis. My tastes in music don't really go much beyond Lawrence Welk and that toe-tapping group, the Six Fat Dutchmen.

I will leave it to you to properly interpret the message this rotting coon was trying to spread.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Well, I don't know Brother Davis. My tastes in music don't really go much beyond Lawrence Welk and that toe-tapping group, the Six Fat Dutchmen.

I will leave it to you to properly interpret the message this rotting coon was trying to spread.

I am no expert in jungle sounds or the vernacular of the drug culture but everyone must be vigilant not to be dragged through the filth these types call a life style.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Zsa-zsa!!! Where are you?! Jesus is getting ready to send you to hell, you nazi cow! I'm going to buy your hovel and burn it to the ground for Jesus!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I had a bad day. I'm in a particularly bad mood. So I will curse a heathen to death.

IF GOD IS REAL AND JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS....I command that STEVE JOBS who created that horrible cult of Apple to DIE this day.

If he doesn't die by the end of the day, then the Bible is wrong and I'm a fraud.

[John Creeser]

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I had a bad day. I'm in a particularly bad mood. So I will curse a heathen to death.

IF GOD IS REAL AND JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS....I command that STEVE JOBS who created that horrible cult of Apple to DIE this day.

If he doesn't die by the end of the day, then the Bible is wrong and I'm a fraud.

SHOUT GLORY REV. OSBORNE!!!!

Your prayers have been answered!! That evil evil man has been smited by God and you've proved (without a shadow of a doubt) the Bible IS true (and that God answers our prayers)....as if we had any doubt.



ROT IN HELL JOBS!!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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SHOUT GLORY REV. OSBORNE!!!!

Your prayers have been answered!! That evil evil man has been smited by God and you've proved (without a shadow of a doubt) the Bible IS true (and that God answers our prayers)....as if we had any doubt.



ROT IN HELL JOBS!!

Wait....what????

I know God answers my prayers, but so sudden??? I mean, I prayed for his death and minutes later I saw it on FOX News.

I guess that means I really have it in with Jesus. O Thank You Lord!

EDIT: Looks like he just got cut and pasted to the Trash. (If it was Bill Gates, it would be a Recycle Bin.) HA! A little computer humor.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Shout glory! He'll never be able to cut himself out of hell and paste himself into Heaven. That'll teach him to head a company whose logo suggests both fag-enabling and the fall of man.

[HTannor]

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According to Forbes, Jobs is listed in the Billionaires Club with 7 billion - a fair piece of change.

I think we should ask our staff of joo lawyers if there is some way Landover Baptist can claim a piece of the action when his loot is divied up.

I'm thinking of a modest claim - no more than 10 percent.





Even better would be if our joo-boys could get his will probated in my court.

[SUV]

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According to Forbes, Jobs is listed in the Billionaires Club with 7 billion - a fair piece of change.

So you think he'll have to pass through an eye of a needle or an eye of a camel or something to get there?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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See HELLbound sinners! ALL the money and fame in the World can't save you from burning in HELL FOREVER if you hate JESUS. I'm pretty sure Jobs was a jew.

[Stephen Hurley]

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See HELLbound sinners! ALL the money the fame and money in the World can save you from burning in HELL FOREVER if you hate JESUS. I'm pretty sure Jobs was a jew.

Jobs was Buddhist you blind bitch.