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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
    Dolores Hope Dead at Last!
    No kidding. I figured that after her husband croaked, she was nailing Bing Crosby on a daily basis.

    Wait! Didn't "Der Bingle" kick the bucket already? He probably picked up an STD from Dorothy Lamour and watched his private parts slowly decay and fall off and then his cathylick heart followed closely thereafter.
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    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      "Dolores" ???

      I just can't stand people whose names rhyme with naughty parts of the human body (except for "Enos" of course)



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      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        This just in:

        EL SEGUNDO, Calif. (AP) -- Big-voiced R&B diva Vesta Williams, perhaps best-known for her 1980s hits "Don't Blow A Good Thing" and "Congratulations," has been found dead of a possible drug overdose in a Southern California hotel room, coroner's investigators said Friday. She was 53.
        Did you pick that up? "Don't Blow a Good Thing?" If ever there was a harlot singing some sort of porno song, this evil person was the poster child.



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        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by HTannor View Post
          This just in:

          Did you pick that up? "Don't Blow a Good Thing?" If ever there was a harlot singing some sort of porno song, this evil person was the poster child.



          http://music.msn.com/music/article.a...1555&GT1=28101
          Could those song titles be some sort of drug code she was sending out? I do believe the druggies call cocaine ''blow''. So those titles might actually be a message to her supplier saying ''Congratulations those are some fine drugs you are selling''. In her drug addled state it took her 2 songs to get her message across.
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          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
            Could those song titles be some sort of drug code she was sending out? I do believe the druggies call cocaine ''blow''. So those titles might actually be a message to her supplier......
            Well, I don't know Brother Davis. My tastes in music don't really go much beyond Lawrence Welk and that toe-tapping group, the Six Fat Dutchmen.

            I will leave it to you to properly interpret the message this rotting coon was trying to spread.
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            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by HTannor View Post
              Well, I don't know Brother Davis. My tastes in music don't really go much beyond Lawrence Welk and that toe-tapping group, the Six Fat Dutchmen.

              I will leave it to you to properly interpret the message this rotting coon was trying to spread.
              I am no expert in jungle sounds or the vernacular of the drug culture but everyone must be vigilant not to be dragged through the filth these types call a life style.
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              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Zsa-zsa!!! Where are you?! Jesus is getting ready to send you to hell, you nazi cow! I'm going to buy your hovel and burn it to the ground for Jesus!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  I had a bad day. I'm in a particularly bad mood. So I will curse a heathen to death.

                  IF GOD IS REAL AND JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS....I command that STEVE JOBS who created that horrible cult of Apple to DIE this day.

                  If he doesn't die by the end of the day, then the Bible is wrong and I'm a fraud.

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    I had a bad day. I'm in a particularly bad mood. So I will curse a heathen to death.

                    IF GOD IS REAL AND JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS....I command that STEVE JOBS who created that horrible cult of Apple to DIE this day.

                    If he doesn't die by the end of the day, then the Bible is wrong and I'm a fraud.
                    SHOUT GLORY REV. OSBORNE!!!!

                    Your prayers have been answered!! That evil evil man has been smited by God and you've proved (without a shadow of a doubt) the Bible IS true (and that God answers our prayers)....as if we had any doubt.



                    ROT IN HELL JOBS!!
                    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                      SHOUT GLORY REV. OSBORNE!!!!

                      Your prayers have been answered!! That evil evil man has been smited by God and you've proved (without a shadow of a doubt) the Bible IS true (and that God answers our prayers)....as if we had any doubt.



                      ROT IN HELL JOBS!!
                      Wait....what????

                      I know God answers my prayers, but so sudden??? I mean, I prayed for his death and minutes later I saw it on FOX News.

                      I guess that means I really have it in with Jesus. O Thank You Lord!

                      EDIT: Looks like he just got cut and pasted to the Trash. (If it was Bill Gates, it would be a Recycle Bin.) HA! A little computer humor.

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                      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Shout glory! He'll never be able to cut himself out of hell and paste himself into Heaven. That'll teach him to head a company whose logo suggests both fag-enabling and the fall of man.
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                        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          According to Forbes, Jobs is listed in the Billionaires Club with 7 billion - a fair piece of change.

                          I think we should ask our staff of joo lawyers if there is some way Landover Baptist can claim a piece of the action when his loot is divied up.

                          I'm thinking of a modest claim - no more than 10 percent.





                          Even better would be if our joo-boys could get his will probated in my court.
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                          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                            According to Forbes, Jobs is listed in the Billionaires Club with 7 billion - a fair piece of change.
                            So you think he'll have to pass through an eye of a needle or an eye of a camel or something to get there?

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                            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              See HELLbound sinners! ALL the money and fame in the World can't save you from burning in HELL FOREVER if you hate JESUS. I'm pretty sure Jobs was a jew.
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                              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                See HELLbound sinners! ALL the money the fame and money in the World can save you from burning in HELL FOREVER if you hate JESUS. I'm pretty sure Jobs was a jew.
                                Jobs was Buddhist you blind bitch.

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