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  • Des
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2013
    • 2718
    #1936
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Some terrorist coon is coughing up blood over in Africa. Jesus has a special place in hell for that boy.



    I heard his ambulance broke down on the way to the hospital. Sounds like God is making His intentions clear on this one.

    Didn't watch the video. I could see that Morgan Freeman was playing Mandela in it, and I can't stomach that upitty loudmouth.
    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775
        #1937
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Think they'll have to change the caption to:

        Damned Mandella! You Smell Like Burned Chicken!


        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Happyfeet
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jan 2011
            • 14
            #1938
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            After reading this thread and finding out that retards won't be in Heaven, I suddenly appreciate such a place even more.

            Every time I go to the store and see these godless parents with their cross-eyed brats mumbling and playing on a cell phone like it was some sort of toy, I long for a Heavenly place away from them.

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              • Virginia Day Templeton
                Christ's Battle Axe
                 
                • Dec 2006
                • 2827
                #1939
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                I'm seeing some reports that Nelson Mandingo has kicked the bucket. Can anyone confirm?

                Real South Africans (Whites) need to get out of that Hellhole now. The "Holocaust" is going to look like a potluck compared to what's coming. Actually, this will look like one too, since the Whites are literally going to be cooked in pots and eaten. Get out of there!
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #1940
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                    I'm seeing some reports that Nelson Mandingo has kicked the bucket. Can anyone confirm?

                    Real South Africans (Whites) need to get out of that Hellhole now. The "Holocaust" is going to look like a potluck compared to what's coming. Actually, this will look like one too, since the Whites are literally going to be cooked in pots and eaten. Get out of there!
                    He was coughing up blood last night. That's what my sources tell me.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775
                        #1941
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        19 firefighters working against an Act of God die.

                        Why am I not surprised?

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930
                            #1942
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Uppity negro Nelson Mandela to be removed from life support.

                            Do you hear that, boy? That's the hell train and they have a well known passenger to pick up. I bet Satan won't even make you ride in the back.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15708
                                #1943
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                Uppity negro Nelson Mandela to be removed from life support.

                                Do you hear that, boy? That's the hell train and they have a well known passenger to pick up. I bet Satan won't even make you ride in the back.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #1944
                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                    Plane full of chinks? Jesus says NOT TODAY, Tojo!

                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • ExGay Alex
                                        Helping boys become upright model citizens
                                        True Christian™
                                        • May 2008
                                        • 1295
                                        #1945
                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                        God has had enough and has killed the No. 1 Glee star. Who can be surprised? That show has done more to promote gaysexualism than any show on tv. Even the name of their supposedly high school music group ("Nude Erections") was a slap in God's face. That He didn't wipe them all out two years ago is a testament to his infinite love and patience.
                                        "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                                          • Levi Jones
                                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                             
                                            • Jul 2009
                                            • 13930
                                            #1946
                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                            Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
                                            God has had enough and has killed the No. 1 Glee star. Who can be surprised? That show has done more to promote gaysexualism than any show on tv. Even the name of their supposedly high school music group ("Nude Erections") was a slap in God's face. That He didn't wipe them all out two years ago is a testament to his infinite love and patience.
                                            And what kind of pervert is actually 28-31 years of age pretending to be in high school?

                                            No wonder Jesus saw it fit to kill him!
                                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                              • Jedediah
                                                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                                Fisher of Men
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Feb 2010
                                                • 6824
                                                #1947
                                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                Lamestream media matriarch and uppity woman Helen Thomas was seized by Jesus' angels this morning and hurtled head over heels, cartwheeling through the abyss into the fiery pits of hell. Now she will reap the retribution for disparaging the Godliest of presidents, George W. Bush.

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                                                And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                                                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                                                Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                                                The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                                                  • Johny Joe Hold
                                                    Mayor of Freehold
                                                     
                                                    • Feb 2010
                                                    • 12467
                                                    #1948
                                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                    Goodbye to that lady who did not love George W like we did.

                                                    There are several other members of the Bush White House Press who will one day soon join the HELL Train.
                                                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                                                      • Mistress Cookie
                                                        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jul 2008
                                                        • 6790
                                                        #1949
                                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                                        And what kind of pervert [Cory Monteeth] is actually 28-31 years of age pretending to be in high school?

                                                        No wonder Jesus saw it fit to kill him!
                                                        Hellyweird actors are learning you can only play gay for so long before the character's AIDs rubs off on you.

                                                        (There are so many electrons involved in TV camera videotape, too, it speeds the process.) (I think)
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                                                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                                            Christ's Rottweiler
                                                             
                                                            • Jan 2008
                                                            • 22854
                                                            #1950
                                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                            Virginia Johnson, renowned sex researcher, dies at 88


                                                            Most of the men (and none of Landover's women) will have heard of this brazen Jezabel, who spent a lifetime with her sex-obsessed paramour "Mr Masters." (An indication of sado-masochism if ever I heard one!)

                                                            Here is a woman who pried into the vile and sordid life of perverts and abominations, reveling in their lascivious ways and publishing stories that has made many a strong man explode in a passion of the righteous!

                                                            I have only heard of her in my position as the curator of Landover's Black Archive of Banned Books, so I asked Nephew Zebulun for details. In a phone call that was made difficult by loud music, chinking bottles and glasses and screams of joy (I think he is gathering material for a documentary that will shock many) he dictated the following to me:

                                                            "Amongst books with titles like, "Up the Rectum with Anal Lube" and "Fisting for Fun" and "The Donkey's Delight", Virginia Johnson left nothing to the imagination. As her career in filth continued, a short film followed, "Dan the Plumber and the Twin Virgins", then a longer one, "Extreme Bondage and the Rug Muncher". This series continued, often starring Mrs Johnson herself, until prolapse of her innards took its toll.

                                                            She leaves a family in mourning for the loss of her income and a graveyard of aborted fetuses."

                                                            I thanked Nephew Zebulun for his help as it confirmed my worst suspicions, which was not the case with the official obituary
                                                            ST. LOUIS – Virginia Johnson, the Missouri farm girl who helped redefine the understanding of human sexuality as half of the husband-wife team whose taboo sex studies in the 1960s turned them into worldwide celebrities and best-selling authors, has died. She was 88.



                                                            The pioneering sex researcher died at an assisted living facility in St. Louis on Wednesday after suffering complications from various illnesses, her son Scott Johnson told The Associated Press on Thursday. He said the family was planning a private funeral.
                                                            No wonder it is "private": Christian protests would be huge!

                                                            Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/25...x-dies-at-age/
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