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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1186
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Praise Jesus, for He has sent another communist to the deepest parts of hell.


    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • HTannor
      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2612

      #1187
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Sadly, Brother Zeke, I could only last one minute into that 60 minute or so video.

      First, the person who introduced that commie was clearly a flaming fruit of the sort we would immediately evict from the trailer park.

      Then, the commie he was interviewing started talking like he knew what he was talking about.

      And we all know where that conversation was going - some lieberal diatribe about us (The Godly USA™) using the latest in pest control when we took care of all the rodents and insects in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, thus saving those slants from all sorts of plagues they were going to endure. (Granted, a few of those slopes got nuked in the process, but that's the price of progress)

      Anyway, Zeke, thanks for posting the video. I'm sure you had our best interests in heart.

      Now, let's get back to the real issues of the day - such as how well Sarah Palin will do in the Iowa caucuses.
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #1188
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Praise Jesus, for He has sent another communist to the deepest parts of hell.
        Communiss and homer! too! Isn't his first name "Alice" or something like that?

        Disgusting!

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #1189
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Shoot I was hoping that ole slut face Elizabeth Taylor was killed by Jesus. Maybe tomorrow

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          • Benedict A. Davis
            Winning Souls in his Winnebago
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 3900

            #1190
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            Shoot I was hoping that ole slut face Elizabeth Taylor was killed by Jesus. Maybe tomorrow
            Soon JD, soon.
            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #1191
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
              Soon JD, soon.
              When that day comes, and soon I hope. The party is on at my house!

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #1192
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by GreenGuy

                Who are you and why are you posting the Barney song?
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • handmaiden
                  Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 11280

                  #1193
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Shoot I was hoping that ole slut face Elizabeth Taylor was killed by Jesus. Maybe tomorrow
                  Brother Dewitt, Elizabeth Taylor is a Jewess! And not one of those born-to-it types (explains why she was once so pretty without even a nose-job). She went and signed up herself after stealing her third or fourth or fifth husband.

                  So, just saying, "slut face" may not completely cover it, if you catch my drift.


                  Informatively Yours,

                  Handmaiden
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                  • Mistress Cookie
                    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 6790

                    #1194
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                    Brother Dewitt, Elizabeth Taylor is a Jewess! And not one of those born-to-it types (explains why she was once so pretty without even a nose-job). She went and signed up herself after stealing her third or fourth or fifth husband.
                    Thank you, Sister. We must always remember that!

                    Never Forget. Never Forgive.

                    It's quite obvious she still pushes her "Israeli Cause", from the fact that she uses such an obviously "Middle-Eastern"-style font on key pages of her website:
                    .

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                    • -Link-
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 11

                      #1195
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      yes, because using interesting fonts means your pushing an agenda

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622

                        #1196
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by -Link- View Post
                        yes, because using interesting fonts means your pushing an agenda
                        Yes it does. If a huge chain store had a banner that said "Ma卐imum Savings Today!", you don't think there would be a problem? After all, "because using interesting fonts means your pushing an agenda" so who are we to judge the store owners?

                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #1197
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!



                          Ah, so this be a "Dodger" ... one Danny McDevitt. As in, trying to dodge God's Perfect Wrath, perhaps? BURN HIM!!!

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622

                            #1198
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!



                            Leslie Nielsen, sex-crazed Canadian "comedian" is now roasting in Hell. Best known for his role in Airplane and starring in the semi-pornographic Naked Gun movies.

                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                            • Professor Tyeisha X
                              WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 293

                              #1199
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Oh come on! Leslie Nielsen in Hell? A nice guy who made a bunch of people laugh, surely you can't be serious that God would send him to Hell!
                              sigpic

                              Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                True Christian™ Televangelist
                                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 8622

                                #1200
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

                                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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