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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    I doubt that these "graphic novel" types know what a Bible is. Or even what a novel is! But what they all have in common is voltage to change the world. The Bible preserves a message of Salvation but the characters described so far personify demons.

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      Double good news!

      God blessed all the Christians around the disc (not globe) by sending to hell another member of the cartoon industry.





      I'm pretty sure that this Stephen Hillburg is now learning the proper use of a sponge by cleaning the circle that is dwelling by now.


      But the important thing is that this sodomite, unrealistic show is gonna end very soon.



      Amen.

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        Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
        But the important thing is that this sodomite, unrealistic show is gonna end very soon.
        It really was a cursed show, brought to America's Youth by the Homosexual Agenda. Spongebob Squarepants and his gay sidekick Star-Boy were arguably worse than Ernie and Bert with regards to subliminally making children want to do gay things with their playmates. They were worse because parents enjoyed them too, lending credibility to their homo-erotic antics. Most children think of these characters as cute little cartoons but the origins of the characters show their demonic roots. Picture is not for the faint of heart:



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        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          I still hope that Stephen Hillenburg will be able to find an eternal peace.

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            Originally posted by mrgrtt123 View Post
            I still hope that Stephen Hillenburg will be able to find an eternal peace.
            OMFG this one is thikk AF.

            Stephen Hillenburg is dead, right? D-E-A-D. No longer animate. Pushing up the daisies. An ex-cartoonist.

            Now, part of the deal with being dead is that you can no longer do anything. So, talking about Mr. Hillenburg doing anything in the future? Ridiculous wishful thinking from someone obviously in denial of some basic facts of life. Even from the True Christian™ viewpoint, as they view your fate as being sealed at the moment of death if not looong before (such as in my case ).

            So if you're going to continue randomly fouling this place with your unsupportable opinions, at least do all of our readers the courtesy of making your musings remotely plausible, kk? Ta.

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              Here we are trying to celebrate the passing of an unimportant artist and there YOU are, Didymus, spouting your nihilist atheisticalist and WRONG views about life and its end. There IS no end! Cyndi Lauper said so and Jesus spake of life everlasting throughout the New Testament.


              We True Christians(TM) will go to be with the LORD JESUS eternally, and all atheists will find themselves in the lake that burneth with eternal fire.


              I continue to pray for you because GOD can do ANYTHING - even with a sorry soul like yours. It is my hope that someday you'll be on your knees. I long for that sight.
              Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
              “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

              Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
              Amen and Amen

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                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Picture is not for the faint of heart:
                Thank you for the warning, Sister Mary. I expected a lot of things but I did not expect to see a person with a male organ on his head - clumsily covered by a fitted, um, "cover" imitating a baseball cap.


                God created fossils to test our faith.

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                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  George HW Bush - the architect of the new world order

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                    Retired British politician and former leader of the Liberal Democrats (no, seriously, they really are called that - as if one or the other wasn't bad enough ) Paddy Ashdown is headed for the Lake of Fire. Farewell, and don't bother to send us a postcard.

                    He will chiefly be remembered for his inability to keep it in his pants, and for his pathetically gullible wife. See pages 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9.


                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                      Originally posted by mrgrtt123 View Post
                      I still hope that Stephen Hillenburg will be able to find an eternal peace.
                      God struck down Steven Hillenberg because he was a Jew and a vile "marine biologist" (liberal codeword for evilutionist with a fish fetish) who created a godmocking cartoon which promoted homosexuality, atheism, and juvenile delinquency. The only "peace" he has found is "pieces" of jagged metal being stabbed into his flesh by demons as they roast him over fire and brimstone! God hates SpongeBob!
                      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                        Efforts to collect hundreds of bodies and save the injured were stepped up in Indonesia on Monday following the country's latest tsunami, as scientists collected evidence on how a volcanic eruption triggered the weekend tragedy.


                        God has passed judgment on the heathen nation of Indonesia (the place where Baraq Hussein Obomba studied the Koran and joined al Kaider). He struck it with righteous waves of water and sent at least 373 of the savages straight to Hell. They will soon spend Christ's birthday being brutally tortured in Hell for spitting in His face. Shout glory!
                        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                          It really is amazing! Krakatoa is probably the most famous volcano anywhere. It exploded before, spewing out its innards, killing 30- or 40-thousand, since then it's been reemerging from the sea and obviously getting ready to explode again.

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                          Clip 1 shows the location. Java is the long island to the right of the blinking white dot representing the volcano. Forty-five years after exploding it had grown above sea level again and for the last 90 years it's got bigger and bigger. Anyone could see where all this was leading, even without regular minor eruptions. You can see the thing from the coastline! "Look," you might say. "That's Krakatoa, the world's most dangerous volcano."
                          "How interesting," I'd reply. "Let's go somewhere else."

                          Clip 2 details the official response. Quite understandable, the return of this volcano is warning enough for anyone. And yet they don't go somewhere else. Not even a mile or so inland or up on a hill. The black dots in the map show a few locations where they build townships. Right on the beach. In full view of Krakatoa.

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                          Praying to the moon for all they're worth only makes things worse.
                          Or the garuda bird.
                          God sees what they're doing and God acts.

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                            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                            https://www.foxnews.com/world/indone...arch-continues

                            God has passed judgment on the heathen nation of Indonesia (the place where Baraq Hussein Obomba studied the Koran and joined al Kaider). He struck it with righteous waves of water and sent at least 373 of the savages straight to Hell. They will soon spend Christ's birthday being brutally tortured in Hell for spitting in His face. Shout glory!
                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            It really is amazing! Krakatoa is probably the most famous volcano anywhere. It exploded before, spewing out its innards, killing 30- or 40-thousand, since then it's been reemerging from the sea and obviously getting ready to explode again.

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                            It appears as though Indonesia has a collection of the highest number of false religions on earth, and it is no wonder that God has placed one of the most violent volcanoes in their midst.

                            It is a testament to the eternal mercy of Jesus that the whole place hasn't been totally destroyed.

                            Religion in Indonesia

                            Indonesia considers itself a secular state constitutionally. However, the first principle of Indonesia's philosophical foundation, Pancasila requires its citizens to have "belief in the one and only God". A number of different religions are practised in the country, and their collective influence on the country's political, economic and cultural life is significant. The Indonesian Constitution guarantees freedom of religion. However, the government recognises only seven official religions; (Islam, Protestant Christianity, Roman-Catholic Christianity, Hinduism, Buddhism, Confucianism, and the Bahá'í Faith). Although based on data collected by the Indonesian Conference on Religion and Peace (ICRP), there are about 245 non-official religions in Indonesia.

                            Indonesian law requires that every Indonesian citizen hold an identity card that identifies that person with one of these seven religions. Legally, citizens are able to leave that section blank. Indonesia does not recognise agnosticism or atheism, and blasphemy is illegal. In the 2010 Indonesian census, 87.18% of Indonesians identified themselves as Muslim (with Sunnis more than 99%, Shias 0.5%, Ahmadis 0.2%), 7% Protestant Christian, 2.91% Catholic Christian, 1.69% Hindu, 0.72% Buddhist, 0.05% Confucianist, 0.13% other, and 0.38% unstated or not asked.

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                            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                            ...and get off my lawn
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                              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                              It appears as though Indonesia has a collection of the highest number of false religions on earth, and it is no wonder that God has placed one of the most violent volcanoes in their midst.

                              It is a testament to the eternal mercy of Jesus that the whole place hasn't been totally destroyed.
                              In light of this shocking development, I'm especially pleased to announce that the Godly death toll has now gone up to 430. Praise Jesus! Pray that the number keeps going up!
                              I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                              Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                              But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                              From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                                Let's all wave a cheerful farewell to Sister Wendy Beckett, of whom it was often said, by millions (in Britain at least) "Get this dreadful, hideous, mad old snaggle-toothed creature off my TV screen, Right Now!"




                                She wasn't someone we would have addressed as Sister in the Godly, Baptist sense: the silly woman became a Catlick nun at the age of 16. She claimed to be a contemplative hermit, while spending 20 years attempting to destroy our eardrums and retinas. She truly was the reason to make sure the batteries in the remote didn't run down.


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                                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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