[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Olivia Newton-John has died. If she had sung, "I Honestly Love You" to Jesus, she would be in Heaven.

Instead, she sang an anthem to sordid sexual relations entitled, "Physical".

Are there things that make Jesus puke? I can think of two - John Revolta with Olivia Newton-John in "Grease", and then there's "Xanadu".

The Hell train is stoked and building up a full head of steam.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Woooot wooooooooot

Choo-Chug-chug-a-lugga!

Add your Passengers Here!

The more I hear about this place the worse I imagine the cabaret to be.

Olivia was joined by Judith Durham on Friday. A suspected Presbyterian, also keen on providing secular entertainment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJNOyDswnUM even celebrating activities in song True Christians would never think about. Presbyterianism is just one step away from Buddhism.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Durham had asthma when she was born and at age four she caught measles, which left her with a life-long chronic lung disease called bronchiectasis. Durham died from bronchiectasis on 5 August 2022. God does not miss. Choo choo! Enjoy that smoke Judith.

[James Hutchins]

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I heard some hellywood person 'Annie Heck' (what kind of a person has a swear word for their last name???) got bar-b-qued when Satan called His contract. Rumor was she was rug munching with that Hell DeGenerate person.
What is wrong with people?

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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The daughter of the founder of NazBol (what it is?) died days ago. Is this NazBol compatible with Christianity?

[MitzaLizalor]

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How does its political theory align with Isaiah 9:6-7?

6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

7 Of the increase of his government and peace there shall be no end, upon the throne of David, and upon his kingdom, to order it, and to establish it with judgment and with justice from henceforth even for ever. The zeal of the LORD of hosts will perform this.

[handmaiden]

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The lady is already in Hell, but whatevs. . .

Remains of Star Trek actress, Nichelle Nichols, to be launched into space.


I think that I read that the bodies or what-have-you are being launched into the sun. Now, that at least, makes some sense. Get used to the heat, people!

[Didymus Much]

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...I think that I read that the bodies or what-have-you are being launched into the sun. Now, that at least, makes some sense...

Not if you've played Kerbal Space Program. Orbital dynamics say LOL no.

Basically, you have to get going 18,000 miles per hour to get into orbit, then add another 6,000 mph to escape Earth's influence. Then, slam on the brakes (yup) and lose 67,000 mph (figures from memory). Only then will you intersect the Sun.

[handmaiden]

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Not if you've played Kerbal Space Program. Orbital dynamics say LOL no.

Basically, you have to get going 18,000 miles per hour to get into orbit, then add another 6,000 mph to escape Earth's influence. Then, slam on the brakes (yup) and lose 67,000 mph (figures from memory). Only then will you intersect the Sun.

Thanks for explaining how to get to the sun. LBC is more concerned about your journey to another hot place.

Oh, well. At least you are polite and you understand the concept of correct grammar. And you don't mislead soft-hearted fools by sugar-coating the Bible. I guess that's why Pastor Zeke let's you hang around.


For an atheist, you are semi-acceptable.

[Didymus Much]

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...For an atheist, you are semi-acceptable for the disgusting, vile, perverted, degenerate servant of Satan the Bible tells me you are.

FTFY.

[robertclark1977]

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Olivia Newton-John has died. If she had sung, "I Honestly Love You" to Jesus, she would be in Heaven.

Instead, she sang an anthem to sordid sexual relations entitled, "Physical".

Would the song "Hopelessly devoted to you Jesus" have gotten her into Heaven? I was just thinking about that as I was reading this.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Growing up in a convict dump provides an additional obstacle [for anyone] to overcome. What happened next? Swooning over a flying saucer aficionado hardly provides a candle for others to follow. It is so important for leaders in either the legal or entertainment worlds to put God's Law first.

Those unusual looking charlatans will claim to be conduits for divine energies but what authority do they have? None. For a start they'll waffle on about how gods should be defined or whether there's an actual God or how many avatars any particular god energy may have (trillions, usually) and put this bit of amethyst in your ear and lie under a tree and go to sleep and what you dream is who you really are (such as an ant or a rhinoceros or something) but when you see beams of lights then you've attained godhead & on & on. Flying saucers probably come under the category of "beams" but really something's got stuck in their eye and is pressing on the optic nerve. Jesus put it this way:

Matthew 7:3 Why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

He never mentioned crystal therapy or whatever that guy on the right had for breakfast or mantras and was critical of muttering and putting on a phantasmagorical display. Whether one's fancies are enacted for the screen or worked out in real life, they serve as a beacon for others and where they disagree with Jesus they disagree with God's Just Law.

Over and over again.

[Phil Ander]

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Mikhail Gorbachev

About time this one went to the fiery pits



He had the mark of the beast on his forehead


Revelation 13:16

[MitzaLizalor]

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Worshipping any god is ideological necrophilia

He said while carrying a torch for Karl Marx (deceased) the irony gland having atrophied in specimen, evidently.

https://www.rbth.com/history/329361-...ussr-communism

Though an atheist himself, during perestroika, Gorbachev let believers perform their rituals and, in 1988, gave his blessing to a nationwide celebration of the millennium of Christianity in Russia. In 1991, the government adopted a new law on religious freedom that did away with all the old Soviet restrictions. A new century was approaching – and with it a new era for Russian Orthodoxy as well.

The mad hatter brigade prevailed against this opportunity for True Christianity to liberate the captive souls of Russia and they reinstated orthodox heresies instead. At least Gorbachev's atheism was a temperature God could appreciate.

Revelation 3
15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

One of the great three-sixteens in The Bible, lost (it goes without saying) on all heretics. But Gorby was not a heretic. Here he is visiting India - looks like they've had some of the "local produce" in flight. Hell is certain for all communists.

Mikhail Gorbachev and his wife Raisa disembarking a plane in New Delhi for a state visit.

https://www.rbth.com/history/335369-gorbachev-rare-photos

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Queen Elizabeth has finally met her Maker, Christ Jesus, who undoubtedly judged her to be GUILTY and is now getting used to her new home in HELL. As the self-declared head of her own personal church, she denied Christ and led millions to their eternal damnation. God will not be mocked. His vengeance is assured, even if it takes many decades for His Divine Plan to come to fruition, He will have the last laugh (Psalms 2:4).


Queen Elizabeth, the Longest-Reigning British Monarch, Dies at 96