[handmaiden]

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A person named Andre Leon Talley has died and it was on some front page website. Frankly, I had no idea who he was and figured it was some random person that The Lord had sent to Hell. But I looked him up and apparently he was a "fashion journalist". Well, this clearly means he was a homer and since the gay community is naturally idolatrous then God didn't just send him Hell, He purposefully sent him to Hell. It's not Jesus' fault if the Gay community doesn't pay attention.

Of course, I take great comfort in God's Mercy and Judgment being at work and all that, but I wish He would take more famous people that I know about. All these niche celebrities dying without my understanding who they are makes me feel very uncomfortable and out of step.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Jesus died to set us free. Most people are not free.

[Isabella White]

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A person named Andre Leon Talley has died and it was on some front page website. Frankly, I had no idea who he was and figured it was some random person that The Lord had sent to Hell. But I looked him up and apparently he was a "fashion journalist". Well, this clearly means he was a homer and since the gay community is naturally idolatrous then God didn't just send him Hell, He purposefully sent him to Hell. It's not Jesus' fault if the Gay community doesn't pay attention.

Of course, I take great comfort in God's Mercy and Judgment being at work and all that, but I wish He would take more famous people that I know about. All these niche celebrities dying without my understanding who they are makes me feel very uncomfortable and out of step.

I'm with you, dear Sister Handmaiden: I had never heard of this Andre Leon Talley person, either. So, I looked up some information on the interwebs; and, as you have mentioned, he (supposedly) was a member of the fashion industry.

And, being a member of that fashion brigade had made him famous, somehow?! I don't quite understand that. If he had created timeless apparel as shown in the following photo, then it would be understandable — and highly acceptable.

Instead, this Mr. Talley person decided that his "contribution" to the world of fashion would be to dress up in ladies' caftans, as you shall see here:

And, here:

And, here, as well:

Well, considering his rebellious tendency to wear women's clothing, it is little wonder that the dear has given him a one-way ticket for the train to !

Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God."

Now, then, if only would do the same for this next atrocity. Really, what sort of way is this to appear in public? Has the woman no concept of decency? I'm surprised she has lasted this long!

[handmaiden]

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I'm with you, dear Sister Handmaiden: I had never heard of this Andre Leon Talley person, either. So, I looked up some information on the interwebs; and, as you have mentioned, he (supposedly) was a member of the fashion industry.

And, being a member of that fashion brigade had made him famous, somehow?! I don't quite understand that. If he had created timeless apparel as shown in the following photo, then it would be understandable — and highly acceptable.

Instead, this Mr. Talley person decided that his "contribution" to the world of fashion would be to dress up in ladies' caftans, as you shall see here:

And, here:

And, here, as well:

Well, considering his rebellious tendency to wear women's clothing, it is little wonder that the dear has given him a one-way ticket for the train to !

Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God."

Now, then, if only would do the same for this next atrocity. Really, what sort of way is this to appear in public? Has the woman no concept of decency? I'm surprised she has lasted this long!

Oh my goodness! Such an overdone, overwrought, raucous display! I will need to retreat to the darkest corner of my prayer closet to soothe my overstimulated eyes.

If only ladies of a certain age would learn from your own tasteful, restrained example, dear Sister Isabella. I daresay that woman's outsized accessories must be crafted from papier mache. If they were made with any heavier substance, I don't think those post-menopausal bones of hers could support the weight.

As for that rather large fellow, I'm dismayed to learn that simply sewing (or hot-gluing) a row of buttons onto a Hefty bag can make one into a "fashion icon."

[MitzaLizalor]

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These styles are coming back
Different fabrics or, if the prints are similar, different patterns.
Unfortunately the reemergence of modesty is a sham.
What they call "dowdy" is only to contrast what's worn underneath.

[Phil Ander]

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Meatloaf

"I'd do anything for love
I'd ride right into Hell and back"


No riding back this time.

[handmaiden]

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Louie Anderson




If there were a buffet spread in Hell, the deaths of Anderson, Meatloaf and the aforementioned Mr. Talley would drive its budgetary considerations through the roof.





P.S. One would hope that the recent spate of celebrity deaths would, at the very least, reinforce the numeral three multiplication times table for children, even if it doesn't push them into the arms of Jesus.

[Roland]

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Louie Anderson

If there were a buffet spread in Hell, the deaths of Anderson, Meatloaf and the aforementioned Mr. Talley would drive its budgetary considerations through the roof.

Hi handmaiden, I want to post this picture of Louie Anderson, obviously a True Patriot™ and as it seems an important law person:

[handmaiden]

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Pardon me. but I think you are confused. That is most certainly a picture of a Miss Louise Anderson.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Meatloaf

"I'd do anything for love
I'd ride right into Hell and back"

No riding back this time.

It's too bad, I used to like some of his songs.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Pardon me. but I think you are confused. That is most certainly a picture of a Miss Louise Anderson.

Or maybe Mr Louie Tranderson?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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It's a truly bountiful start to the year.

Thich Nhat Hanh, Monk, Zen Master and Activist, Dies at 95

Thich Nhat Hanh dismissed the idea of death. “Birth and death are only notions,” he wrote in his book “No Death, No Fear.” “They are not real.”
He added: “[T]here is no death; there is no coming; there is no going; there is no same; there is no different; there is no permanent self; there is no annihilation. We only think there is.”

Satan's red hot pecker currently occupying his rectum probably doesn't feel imaginary to the God-denying nihilist now. Praise Jesus!

[MitzaLizalor]

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These commies just have to bring up the Zen - purely to mock Christ.

[Roland]

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These commies just have to bring up the Zen - purely to mock Christ.

Maybe his vice was that he always smiled. I could live with that.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Any news on P. J. O'Rourke?