[MitzaLizalor]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Hell. Will hymns be sung there? I could see perpetual hymn muzak to remind everyone they really made the wrong decision when they rejected God. Some freak on a saxophone pumps up the jazz or a Theremin ensemble increases its voltage. Maybe the metal band goes completely ape – but the hymns just get louder.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Power Rangers actor, Jason David Frank, died a few days ago.

He was known to having been the Green, the White, the Red and the Black Ranger all at the same time. How could he play so many roles in just one season?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Power Rangers actor, Jason David Frank, died a few days ago.

He was known to having been the Green, the White, the Red and the Black Ranger all at the same time. How could he play so many roles in just one season?

Well glory be, I'm glad to hear it. But once again your priestly knowledge of nerd culture aimed at young boys leaves me more than a little disturbed.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

GLORY GLORY

Mr. Ratzinger, the man (?) previously known as the Pope is DEAD!

Mr. Ratzinger, who used the alias "Benedict XVI" kicked the bucket at the unnatural age of 95. Why would he die so soon after the "Queen" Elizabeth died? No-one knows but it cannot have been a coincidence. Mr. Benedict exemplified the nauseating aspects of the Catlick cult, the organization that has for millennia concentrated on reaching the masses of altar boys with sturdy, homosexual sodomistic male copulatory organs. In addition , they have dismissed Jesus as the only and one and only Way to Eternal Enjoyment! In fact, the popes have for decades taught us that Christ is unnecessary, as stated in the evil catechism:

The plan of salvation also includes those who acknowledge the Creator, in the first place amongst whom are the Muslims; these profess to hold the faith of Abraham, and together with us they adore the one, merciful God, mankind's judge on the last day.

Obviously, Jesus disagrees:

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Everyone knows that Ratzinger was the model for the worst movie franchise ever, the "Star Wars" heresy, where he modelled the Emperor Palpating.


Jesus must be rejoicing and laughing in earnest joy as He is RIGHT NOW watching Mr. Benedict receive his first tungsten enemas in terrible but well-deserved agony in Hell! Great days for us, and for Catholics a fitting ending to their Anus horribilis 2022. Personally, I think that they are all horrible but it tells us a lot about the Catholics that they find all anuses inspiring and alluring.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[MitzaLizalor]

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…………………………………………so-o-o, how many popes is that now?

Frank Liar =1 (he lies when he says The Bible does not prohibit what he does)
Coptic Pope = 2 (recently bumped up from 3rd place)
Sedevacantist Pope = 3 (no idea who this is but there could be more than one contender)

Wasn't Frank going to retire? That would create an opening for a fourth again, again. It's difficult to think of a more despicable position to apply for. What's really needed is a Baptist pope.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Actor Bernard Hill, best known for roles in Titanic and Lord of the Rings, has died aged 79.



I'm not sure how I feel about this because I never watched The Titanic Boat Show, but Lord of the Rings was clearly an advertisement for the Catholic Church. Think about it, Frodo has to destroy the ring despite Gandalf's ability to communicate with giant eagles who could have just done him a favor, and Sam could carry Frodo who was carrying the ring so the ring clearly wasn't dangerous to be around when removed by one hobbit. Frodo is an allegory for the Catholic priest who is the only one allowed to administer the sacraments, despite even the most feeble fool being fulling capable of picking up flavorless crackers by their own strength. Also this is why Frodo looked like a perpetual boy. It was the only way to get the priests into the movie theater.

[Isabella White]

Well, another false prophet for the Mooslime people has had quite a tragic time lately. First off, the helicopter of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi crashed to smithereens, and then the former President was put on the train to , where he shall scream in agony for all of eternity — which is exactly what he deserves! I shall include a rather interesting snippet from an article that verifies that this creep's punishment is justified:

Was Raisi’s Death a Sovereign Act of God?

The lesson to be learned, here, is that whenever someone dares to arrogantly take the place of God, they should be prepared to face the consequences. So, yes, it’s entirely possible that the death of Iran’s President Ebrahim Raisi was a sovereign act of God which resulted from his defiance of the Almighty who is the giver and taker of life – not solely of people, but of governments, leaders and countries as well.

https://mycharisma.com/israeljewishroots/was-raisis-death-a-sovereign-act-of-god/

Galatians 6:7 "Be not deceived; is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Well, another false prophet for the Mooslime people has had quite a tragic time lately. First off, the helicopter of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi crashed to smithereens, and then the former President was put on the train to , where he shall scream in agony for all of eternity — which is exactly what he deserves! I shall include a rather interesting snippet from an article that verifies that this creep's punishment is justified:

Who cares how oppressive his regime was? If he converted to Christianity and renounced his false prophet he would've been saved.

[MitzaLizalor]

Who cares how oppressive his regime was? If he converted to Christianity and renounced his false prophet he would've been saved.

Except if he migrated across to your reifying spam, attempting to position (what seemed to me, the first time I heard it) an unverifiable idea in history somehow using words nobody could explain—for example: Easter: “Why is it called ‘Easter’ I enquired?” aged 8 but no answer was forthcoming—so if they didn't know that, pretty basic I thought, check it out..

Helicopter. What was ever invented in SW Asia? Persia. Arabia. Zip. And let's be absolutely clear: would I fly in a device conjured up by cults rejecting even the al-gebra they themselves had invented? No way. Anyone flying a machine I travel in needs to accept the basic principles of its operation, or say if they didn't, invent a machine operating on different principles: but they did neither from what I can ascertain: would you get in, Romeo?

But you got on board with Rome. Who in your empire ever was saved? Don't take my word for it. Check out the sources, their veracity, the languages they were written in. Why? Simples!

[Bezukhov]

It is said that parents do not choose their children. Still, there is no excuse for this:

Michelle Obama’s Mother, Marian Robinson, Dead at 86

https://people.com/michelle-obama-mother-marian-robinson-dead-at-86-8656959

[Johny Joe Hold]

It is said that parents do not choose their children. Still, there is no excuse for this:

Michelle Obama’s Mother, Marian Robinson, Dead at 86

https://people.com/michelle-obama-mother-marian-robinson-dead-at-86-8656959

She could have raised another Aunt Jamima. Instead this failure.

[Isabella White]

She could have raised another Aunt Jamima. Instead this failure.

Exactly so, dear Brother Mayor Hold. Instead of a useful person, such as Aunt Jemima, what did she raise? A trouble-maker who was looking for more trouble!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Half a thousand piss-drinking Mooslims have boarded the Hell Train all together in the past few days!

Hallelujah!

Sweet Jesus has given them a taste of their eternal future in the FIERY PITS OF HELL!



More than 550 hajj pilgrims die in Mecca as temperatures exceed 50C

[handmaiden]

Somebody named Donald Sutherland died. It was in the Lie-bral news. Was he important? I'm guessing that he is in Hell 'cause if he was right with Jesus then the news would have said terrible, mean things about him and I didn't see anything about that.

[MitzaLizalor]

More than 550 hajj pilgrims die in Mecca as temperatures exceed 50C

That's only about 120˚ and in Arabia, probably Egypt too but I've never been there, that's what it is most of the time. The link reported:

The Saudi health minister, Fahd bin Abdul Rahman Al-Jalajel, said on Tuesday that health plans for the hajj had “been successfully carried out”, preventing major outbreaks of disease and other public health threats, the official Saudi Press Agency reported.

Well I suppose if they're dropping dead they can't contract a loathsome disease. Maybe have the event in winter? It does drop below 100 then. Do they ever wonder why their prayers for health & efficiency don't work?

Somebody named Donald Sutherland died. It was in the Lie-bral news. Was he important? I'm guessing that he is in Hell 'cause if he was right with Jesus then the news would have said terrible, mean things about him and I didn't see anything about that.

He promoted physicians in his work I believe, as Hawkeye the surgeon, making it seem a worthwhile and/or desirable profession. God disagrees.

II Chronicles 16: 12, 14a Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians . . . And they buried him in his own sepulchres