[MitzaLizalor]

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Can the Church of England accommodate deathbed conversions? Although technically an Anglican, didn't he start out as Greek Orthodox? Perhaps by fusing the two he'd hoped to found a sort of "English Orthodox" denomination which on the whole seems marginally preferable to Londonian Catholicism (if such a thing can even be imagined) but they have been rehearsing their liturgy for some time. And let's face it, any of these would be preferable to Pope Frank.

[Dennis Lukes]

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You have my congratulations, British people! Hallelujah! That old bastard is FINALLY dead! I hope you'll remember him as he lived, as an obnoxious racist househusband and unemployed welfare scrounger.

[handmaiden]

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The papers note that he was "the longest serving consort in British history." I wonder if the Mrs. would have ginned up charges against him and had him "dismissed" earlier if he had failed to provide healthy heirs to the throne.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Phil the Greek, as he was known throughout Britain, failed to deny many things during his excessively long lifetime. The unconventional science boffin and former mediocre soccer player David Icke provided research proving both the Duke-of-Ed and his wife to be shape-shifting reptilians from "space":

He said: "The whole obsession of interbreeding among royals and big banking and political families is to hold the genetic structure together because it would quickly be diluted if they bred outside it."

Normally one would dismiss such claims as the ravings of a madman, but did Prince Philip deny it? No, he did not!

It was noted that he received preferential treatment after the Brexit, not being returned to his place of birth like other Europeons. Perhaps the authorities couldn't decide whether to put him on a boat to Greece or fire him into the firmament? Now they will have to help him on his way to by digging a particularly deep hole for him.

[Elmer G. White]

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SHOUT GLORY!

Prince Philip, the Dook of Edinburgh, dies at the unnatural age of 99! He claimed to be the Living God and was the founder of the Prince Philip cult, where uneducated savages were lured into worshiping the fornicatory consort of the Queen Elizabeth, the 2nd one. He was a reckless driver and caused oftentimes unprecedented havoc when driving on the strange left-wing motorways of the United Kingdom.



He never explicitly denied his claim of being the Living God. Let us see how the Bible assesses his attempts to oust Jesus Christ.

Exodus 20:3
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Case closed. At this very moment Mr. Philip is undoubtedly receiving his first tungsten enemas from Satan's most violent demons. It is what he chose.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Luis Palau boarded the Hell Train yesterday. He has preached in stadiums for decades.

On of his problems is he was born in the Mexican country of Argentina. If you don't speak God's favorite language, English, from birth you are in for a hard time in life.

The other disappointing thing about Palau is he never made it to big-time money. He died with only five million dollars. Franklin Graham, for example, has already accumulated 12 million.

When God smiles on a preacher that man make big bucks. Didn't happen with Palau.

‘We lost a giant’: 5 reactions to the death of Luis Palau - The Christian Post

[MitzaLizalor]

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Mary Wilson, a von Trapp impersonator and Chick Corea all arriving together? What an ensemble!

Didn't he think he was the Delphic oracle?

[Isabella White]

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Let us all bid a hearty good riddance to Chick Corea and his Satanic jungle music.

The most interesting thing about him was that he was named after the British word for a vegetable, more usually called "endive". It is quite delicious caramelized with a little chopped bacon and just a splash of balsamic vinegar.

Oh, thank the , dear Sister Joanna! I had heard of this Chick person another time; but, I must admit: I know nothing about him. Someone said he is a "smokin' jazz cat", whatever that means. But, if it means that he plays "jazz music", then he will be having many regrets for choosing to glorify that blasphemous noise, which, as far as I can tell, sounds like the screams of demons.

It reminds me of turning on the television set when I had heard that my beloved Tennessee Ernie Ford was to appear, and -- instead -- someone named Rahsanie Rowland was on. What noise! If Almighty has not placed him on the train yet, then perhaps He could do us the favor soon. And good riddance to Mr. Rowland's friend, Chick!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Let us all bid a hearty good riddance to Chick Corea and his Satanic jungle music.

The most interesting thing about him was that he was named after the British word for a vegetable, more usually called "endive". It is quite delicious caramelized with a little chopped bacon and just a splash of balsamic vinegar.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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"Hustler" pornographer Larry Flynt picked up his one-way prepaid ticket today. Let's all wave him good bye.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Well, another "entertainer" has now hopped on the train to eternal . I did not know the name, but I recognized her when the news said that Mary Wilson, one of the founding members of a "singing" group called The Supremes, has died

I hadn't heard of her either, but my grandma Hephzibah Allchurch remembers her well. Apparently back when she was a young woman (my grandma, that is) Mary Wilson "self-identified" as a white woman and was married to the communist prime minister of England, Harold Wilson. Grandma says she was famous for writing bad poetry, but the voters of Britain were unaware of her singing career.

[Isabella White]

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Well, another "entertainer" has now hopped on the train to eternal . I did not know the name, but I recognized her when the news said that Mary Wilson, one of the founding members of a "singing" group called The Supremes, has died -- in her sins, I might add. Aren't they the girls who sang a song called "Stop! In the Name of Love"? Well, if she shares any responsibility in that, then she will now know that there is no way she "stop" her eternal torment in the fiery pit, which is exactly where she belongs, for ignoring the saving of , the .

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of is eternal life through our ."

Matthew 25:41 "“Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."

Apart from that, maybe we can get some peace and quiet now that one more noise-maker is gone. And, she will be eating her own words now -- "Living in Shame" -- for rejecting !

[MitzaLizalor]

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The Bible explains how much Jesus suffered to set us free from idols. There remain people however who laugh in His face and persist with making idols anyway. Some of them may never have heard The Gospel but when we see Bibles surrounded by idols and their worship (whatever it's called) we know that it's part of a deliberate attempt to mock Christ.

Christopher Plummer (December 13, 1929 – February 5, 2021) chose to make a sympathetic case for one such idolator, von Trapp, so enmired that when his wife died he sought out a replacement from the veriest acme of idols which I'm not going to name, a course of action no person accepting Christ would ever do.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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CLORIS LEACHMAN
DEAD AT 94


Her career spanned 70 years, long after her womb dried up and she threw away her opportunity to disgorge an army sons for the LORD. Many remember her from the hussy Mary Tyler Moore show, or Young Frankenstein, but she will forever be cursed by having done that porn with Jack Black.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Every image that I have seen of him in the past five years indicates that he died a decade ago.

There is an injustice when a rich Jew or "agnostic" as he called himself dies. He was thought have $120 million.

Those millions should not go to his many children. When a Jew sinner like him dies and so clearly has a seat on the Hell Train his money should go to those fighting sin. I'm thinking specifically about Landover Baptist Church. We could save many souls with $120 million.