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  • #376
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
    This wouldnt be the first time sister. They have been faking deaths, faking drug addictions, and faking relationships! Anything to boost the ratings.
    Maybe they're thinking Satan will use a fake tallywhacker on them.
    Somehow I think a strap-on is already in his arsenal. No pulling a fast one on the Prince of Darkness.
    Judges 15:16
    And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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    • #377
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!



      Toot toot......
      Jemima Latrine Jones,
      Founder of Jemima's Witnesses....Her pancakes were Energizin alright, CHOCK FULL OF CRACK!




      Alfalfa, known commie and heroine addict

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      • #378
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Germans crowd in front of a pagan idol to reserve their seats.

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        • #379
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Well, he was a member of the apostate russkie orthodox church and even the commies hated him. He took a long time doing it but he finally managed to get on the cattle truck to the Pits of Brimstone.

          I think he will be looking back with longing at the cool and comfortable gulags he seemed to frequent with all those other men!

          I hope he doesn’t write book about life in Hell – that would be too much.

          Tickets please Mr Alexander Solzhenitsyn, late of Moscow.


          PS What's that sign he's making? Is it something satanic?
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          • #380
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            I think i have a first class ticket for the train somewhere, i get to sit next to my good frend (and coincedently the driver) Grim ^^

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            • #381
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              This awful negroe has taken his rightful seat on HELL TRAIN

              Rot in HELL sinner! The Bernie Mac show SUCKED


              Choooo Chug-a-lugga!!

              NEXT!
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              • #382
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Sister Thumper, is he on the seat next to that other nigra Issac Hayes ?

                YIC


                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                This awful negroe has taken his rightful seat on HELL TRAIN

                Rot in HELL sinner! The Bernie Mac show SUCKED


                Choooo Chug-a-lugga!!

                NEXT!



                 Leviticus 26:27-29

                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                • #383
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                  Sister Thumper, is he on the seat next to that other nigra Issac Hayes ?

                  YIC

                  Who is Isaac Hayes?

                  Regardless, I guess another dead savage beast, pie-stealer is always a good thing
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                  • #384
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    THIS Godless sinner Sister.

                    YIC


                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                    Who is Isaac Hayes?

                    Regardless, I guess another dead savage beast, pie-stealer is always a good thing


                     Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • #385
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                      THIS Godless sinner Sister.

                      YIC
                      Thank you for the link Brother.

                      You are right! That MAN WHORE needs a seat on HELL TRAIN!

                      WELCOME TO HELL TRAIN Depraved nigra BUCK! The world is now a safer place! You will no longer be able to sing "soulful" nigra tunes and rape white women!

                      GLORY!

                      Enjoy Hell Mr. Hayes!
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                      • #386
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        He was a scientologist, to boot, so make sure he gets the VIP cabin.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #387
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          He was a scientologist, to boot, so make sure he gets the VIP cabin.
                          I think scientologists go to Hell on a boat instead of a train, but I'm sure he'll get that VIP cabin either way.

                          For those who don't know, Issac Hayes is the negro who created Devil music like this (not for the ladies of Landover or others with delicate sensibilities):


                          Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks? Utter filth (but what would you expect with Jesse Jackson onstage). But it get's worse. Much worse:


                          They're burning now, Issac! Oh yes, they're burning!

                          Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                          • #388
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Can you hear him scraming faintly, "but I'm THE black Moses!!"
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #389
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              This uppity Negress dared to criticize our Divinely mandated and entirely necessary liberation of Iraq until the devil called her home through a brain aneurysm.

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                              • #390
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                That maleficent mammy will make a nice addition to the train's Colored Car along with those buck entertainers. And now they're joined by another one!

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