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  • JawOfAnAss
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2008
    • 313

    #376
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
    This wouldnt be the first time sister. They have been faking deaths, faking drug addictions, and faking relationships! Anything to boost the ratings.
    Maybe they're thinking Satan will use a fake tallywhacker on them.
    Somehow I think a strap-on is already in his arsenal. No pulling a fast one on the Prince of Darkness.
    Judges 15:16
    And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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    • Rastus
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jul 2008
      • 16

      #377
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!



      Toot toot......
      Jemima Latrine Jones,
      Founder of Jemima's Witnesses....Her pancakes were Energizin alright, CHOCK FULL OF CRACK!




      Alfalfa, known commie and heroine addict

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #378
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Germans crowd in front of a pagan idol to reserve their seats.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22836

          #379
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Well, he was a member of the apostate russkie orthodox church and even the commies hated him. He took a long time doing it but he finally managed to get on the cattle truck to the Pits of Brimstone.

          I think he will be looking back with longing at the cool and comfortable gulags he seemed to frequent with all those other men!

          I hope he doesn’t write book about life in Hell – that would be too much.

          Tickets please Mr Alexander Solzhenitsyn, late of Moscow.


          PS What's that sign he's making? Is it something satanic?
          Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 09-04-2008, 04:54 PM.
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          • PureFurry
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2008
            • 14

            #380
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            I think i have a first class ticket for the train somewhere, i get to sit next to my good frend (and coincedently the driver) Grim ^^

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #381
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              This awful negroe has taken his rightful seat on HELL TRAIN

              Rot in HELL sinner! The Bernie Mac show SUCKED


              Choooo Chug-a-lugga!!

              NEXT!

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              • SayvedByTheLord
                Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                True Christian™
                • May 2007
                • 3151

                #382
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Sister Thumper, is he on the seat next to that other nigra Issac Hayes ?

                YIC


                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                This awful negroe has taken his rightful seat on HELL TRAIN

                Rot in HELL sinner! The Bernie Mac show SUCKED


                Choooo Chug-a-lugga!!

                NEXT!



                Leviticus 26:27-29

                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #383
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                  Sister Thumper, is he on the seat next to that other nigra Issac Hayes ?

                  YIC

                  Who is Isaac Hayes?

                  Regardless, I guess another dead savage beast, pie-stealer is always a good thing
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                  • SayvedByTheLord
                    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2007
                    • 3151

                    #384
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    THIS Godless sinner Sister.

                    YIC


                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                    Who is Isaac Hayes?

                    Regardless, I guess another dead savage beast, pie-stealer is always a good thing


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #385
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                      THIS Godless sinner Sister.

                      YIC
                      Thank you for the link Brother.

                      You are right! That MAN WHORE needs a seat on HELL TRAIN!

                      WELCOME TO HELL TRAIN Depraved nigra BUCK! The world is now a safer place! You will no longer be able to sing "soulful" nigra tunes and rape white women!

                      GLORY!

                      Enjoy Hell Mr. Hayes!
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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #386
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        He was a scientologist, to boot, so make sure he gets the VIP cabin.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Ahimaaz Smith
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 2549

                          #387
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          He was a scientologist, to boot, so make sure he gets the VIP cabin.
                          I think scientologists go to Hell on a boat instead of a train, but I'm sure he'll get that VIP cabin either way.

                          For those who don't know, Issac Hayes is the negro who created Devil music like this (not for the ladies of Landover or others with delicate sensibilities):


                          Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks? Utter filth (but what would you expect with Jesse Jackson onstage). But it get's worse. Much worse:


                          They're burning now, Issac! Oh yes, they're burning!

                          Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #388
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Can you hear him scraming faintly, "but I'm THE black Moses!!"
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #389
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              This uppity Negress dared to criticize our Divinely mandated and entirely necessary liberation of Iraq until the devil called her home through a brain aneurysm.

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                              • Virginia Day Templeton
                                Christ's Battle Axe
                                 
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 2827

                                #390
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                That maleficent mammy will make a nice addition to the train's Colored Car along with those buck entertainers. And now they're joined by another one!

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