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  • proverbs31
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    • Jan 2009
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    #511
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Don't worry Brother, Officer Hellbound is the only one in that particular car. We will be Raptured up to Heaven any day now, sitting up in the clouds, sipping a cold beer with Jesus, and having a good laugh while watching all these hateful papists be peeled alive down in hell. Personally, I can't wait.

    Unfortunately, it isn't clear whether sister Thumper will be joining us. Sure, she has devoted her life to Christ (and me), but the question is, does she have a soul? Frankly, I doubt it.
    Why don't women have souls, Pastor Ezekiel? Scriptural proof.

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    • Wide-Open
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      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #512
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      What's this? A TV quizz?

      Matthew 18:25
      But forasmuch as he had not to pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, and his wife, and children, and all that he had, and payment to be made.

      Jesus considered women property. Property doesn't have a soul.

      Mind you, our Church is still debating this issue. Not that it matters much, as come Rapture, we'll find out soon enough.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
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        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #513
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by proverbs31 View Post
        When the Pharisees asked Jesus who to blame for blindness, the sin of the parents or the sin of the child (ringing a bell? that's exactly what you are trying to say, that the sins deformed these babies), Jesus refutes it.

        Take a look at this scripture. And stop with the 'pissing on the wall', that's weak.

        "And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth. And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind? Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him. I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work. As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world. When he had thus spoken, he spat on the ground, and made clay of the spittle, and he anointed the eyes of the blind man with the clay, And said unto him, Go, wash in the pool of Siloam, (which is by interpretation, Sent.) He went his way therefore, and washed, and came seeing."
        -John 9:1-7

        With all due respect,
        Sarah
        We aren't discussing curing blindness or making wine out of water. We are discussing retards which the Bible does not see fit to address directly for one simple reason.

        Matthew
        3:10 And now also the axe is laid unto the root of the trees: therefore every tree which bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.

        Retards were killed at birth for several good and practical reasons. It was hard to feed a family and everyone had to work. If your new 'tard' was obviously going to burden the family of the village, down a dry well it went. They can't work in the fields and they can't be sold as slaves....and no one could spare a family member to take care of them. And you better get rid of it before your husband sees what you birthed, or you will go with it!

        Try to get a feel for context here. One verse in the Bible applies to one situation, not all of them. If a baby cannot be a soldier or a brooder, they were worthless.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #514
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by proverbs31 View Post
          Why don't women have souls, Pastor Ezekiel? Scriptural proof.
          God Breathed life into Adam and thus he lived. At that moment, God gave him a soul. Eve, however, was merely one of Adam's animated ribs. Nothing says God Breathed life into her, and Adam didn't give her HIS soul....so it appears that she had none. Thus no woman has ever had a soul. For further proof, why not look up who will go to heaven? 144,000 men WHO HAVE NOT BEEN DEFILED by laying with a woman. Women are not going to heaven, period.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • SayvedByTheLord
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            • May 2007
            • 3151

            #515
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Yet another hellbound "Brit". I wonder if he will meet Rover there ?

            Prisoner star McGoohan dies at 80


            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
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              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #516
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              McGoohan was a Romanist. He'll find out soon enough that in the village, No. 2 is the Pope and No. 1 is the devil.
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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
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                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #517
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Ricardo Mantalbanm the Mexicant Man Whore has died at 88.

                Known for: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, Escape from the Planet of the Apes


                His fanny would only sit on "Corinthian" leather



                Enjoy HELL!! I bet he'll be surprised when he sees Mother Theresa there.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
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                  #518
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  The wrath of Khan is a birthday party in the park compared to the wrath that Chrysler Cordoba Man will now face.
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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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                    #519
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Pornographer Andrew Wyeth has been called home to hell. Maybe the devil will let Wyeth paint him nude.
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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
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                      #520
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Let's look at some of the "art" produced by that degenerate Wyeth. Ladies, please go back to your cooking and cleaning; we men will handle this part.

                      This painting shows that Wyeth was a crip-enabler:

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                      Here is one of his paintings of his slut neighbor Helga. I won't post any of the works showing her devil's dumplings hanging out.

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
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                        • Jan 2008
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                        #521
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        You beat me to it Pastor; this latter day pornographer had the combined soul of a philistine and a barbarian - I am reminded that Hitler was a dauber of paint too!
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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                          • Dec 2006
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                          #522
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                          Here is one of his paintings of his slut neighbor Helga. I won't post any of the works showing her devil's dumplings hanging out.

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                          Look at that shameless whore!

                          1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with braided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array

                          It doesn't get any more clear than that! I wonder if that trollop will enjoy those sinful braids when Satan's demons are using them as handlebars as they punish her with vile abominations.
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                          • Nobar King
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                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #523
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Robot actor Bob May:
                            'Lost in Space' robot actor Bob May dies

                            THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
                            Monday, January 19th 2009, 2:42 AM
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                            Actor Bob May attends the "Time Tunnel" DVD signing at Rocket Video on June 5, 2006 in Los Angeles, California.
                            LOS ANGELESBob May, who donned The Robot’s suit in the hit 1960s television show “Lost in Space,” has died. He was 69. May died Sunday of congestive heart failure at a hospital in Lancaster, said his daughter, Deborah May. He was a veteran actor and stuntman who had appeared in movies, TV shows and on the vaudeville stage when he was tapped by “Lost in Space” creator Irwin Allen to play the Robinson family’s loyal metal sidekick in the series that debuted in 1965.

                            “He always said he got the job because he fit in the robot suit,” said June Lockhart, who played family matriarch Maureen Robinson. “It was one of those wonderful Hollywood stories. He just happened to be on the studio lot when someone saw him and sent him to see Irwin Allen about the part. Allen said, ’If you can fit in the suit, you’ve got the job.”’ Although May didn’t provide the robot’s distinctive voice (that was done by announcer Dick Tufeld), he developed a following of fans who sought him out at memorabilia shows.

                            “Lost in Space” was a space-age retelling of “The Swiss Family Robinson” story in which professor John Robinson, his wife and their children were on a space mission when their craft was knocked hopelessly off course by the evil Dr. Zachary Smith, who became trapped in space with them.

                            May’s robot was the Robinson family’s loyal sidekick, warning them of approaching disaster at every turn. His line to one of the children, “Danger, Will Robinson,” became a national catch phrase. The grandson of famed vaudeville comedian Chic Johnson, May was introduced to show business at age 2 when he began appearing in the “Hellzapoppin” comedy revue with Johnson and his partner, Ole Olsen. He went on to appear in numerous films with Jerry Lewis and in such TV shows as “The Time Tunnel,” “McHale’s Navy and “The Red Skelton Show.” He was also a stuntman in such 1950s and ’60s TV shows as “Cheyenne,” “Surfside 6,” “Hawaiian Eye,” “The Roaring 20s” and “Stagecoach.”

                            He was particularly fond of his Robot role, once saying he came to consider the suit a “home away from home.” Lockhart said May wore the suit for hours at a time and learned the lines of every actor in the show so he would know when to respond to their cues. Because it wasn’t easy to get in and out of the suit, he kept it on during breaks. “He was a smoker,” Lockhart remembered. “From time to time (when he was on a break), we’d see smoke coming out of the robot. That always amused us.”

                            May and his wife lost their house in November when a wildfire destroyed their upscale mobile home park in the San Fernando Valley. Survivors include his wife Judith; his daughter; his son, Martin; and four grandchildren.
                            Only an atheist would portray a robot like that.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Mistress Cookie
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                              • Jul 2008
                              • 6790

                              #524
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                              Pornographer Andrew Wyeth has been called home to hell. Maybe the devil will let Wyeth paint him nude.
                              Among his papers today was found this portrait of his OTHER mistress...kept on hand for when his favorite slut-devil "model" Helga wasn't around.

                              He lived in a rural community, remember.

                              Notice how the coat is GAPING open (for "easy access", no doubt.)
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                              • H. Montague Worthington
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                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2716

                                #525
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Pedro 'Cuban Pete' Aguilar, mambo legend, dies at 81
                                He was a leading 1950s mambo dancer who performed for presidents and other world leaders.
                                Associated Press

                                January 20, 2009

                                Pedro "Cuban Pete" Aguilar, one of the leading mambo dancers of the 1950s who performed for presidents and other world leaders and was featured in Life magazine, has died. He was 81.

                                The mambo legend died Jan. 13 of heart failure at the Sinai Plaza Rehabilitation & Nursing Center in Miami, said Barbara Craddock, his longtime dance partner.

                                Aguilar was born in Puerto Rico in 1927 and grew up in New York City and Washington, D.C. His mother taught him the basic Latin dance steps. He picked up the nickname "Cuban Pete" in 1949 at the Palladium Ballroom in New York. The nickname referenced a Desi Arnaz song, and Arnaz later endorsed Aguilar's use of it.

                                Aguilar had a unique ability to get inside the music when he danced, Craddock said.

                                "He was definitely a rhythm technician," she said. "His feet and hands became another instrument with the orchestra. It was a privilege to be his partner."

                                Aguilar first rose to fame by winning scores of dance competitions in the 1950s with his partner Millie Donay, whom he later married.

                                He continued to dance professionally for nearly his entire life, whether he was teaching lessons, hosting workshops or judging competitions.

                                Aguilar was a choreographer and consultant for the 1992 film "The Mambo Kings," starring Antonio Banderas and Armand Assante. Aguilar and Craddock served as choreographic consultants and instructors for the Miami City Ballet's "Mambo No. 2 a.m."
                                Disgusting. I hope he enjoys his Mambo With Satan.... FOREVER!

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