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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #556
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Dan Seals, country-music star, dies at 61

    Mar 26, 2009, 03:24 PM | by Leah Greenblatt
    Categories: Legacy, Music

    Sad news for country music fans: Daniel Wayland Seals, the Texas-born, CMA-award-winning singer who piled up 11 No. 1 songs between 1985 and 1990, passed away yesterday after a battle with mantle cell lymphoma. Initially known to pop fans as the "England Dan" half of England Dan and John Ford Coley, who had a No. 2 single in 1976 with the soft-rocking classic "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight," he went on to forge an impressive solo career in Nashville.


    Over 16 studio albums, the gentle, bearded crooner in the ten-gallon hat produced some 20 hits, including "Bop," the duet "Meet Me In Montana" with Marie Osmond," "Everything That Glitters (Is Not Gold)" and "You Still Move Me." Music clearly runs in the family: Older brother Jim was in Seals & Crofts, and several cousins are well-known country singers and songwriters. Seals' final studio album, Make It Home, was released in 2002. Messages of condolence are being forwarded to his family at dansealsfanpage.com.





    He looks queer (he is the one on the tan jacket).



    I bet Satan is laughing at him right now for doing that crappy duet with that GOD mocking whore Marie Osmond.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #557
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Praise God! Another fag skier has been sent to hell. I imagine that he'll have a tough time skiing in the lake of fire.

      Extreme skier McConkey dies in jump in Italy

      Extreme skier Shane McConkey was killed jumping off a cliff with a parachute while filming a movie in Italy. He was 39.

      His sponsor Red Bull confirmed his death Thursday.

      McConkey was in Corvara, Italy, on a ski-BASE jump when he had a mid-air malfunction, Red Bull said in a statement. Italian emergency responders arrived within minutes and pronounced him dead at the scene, according to the sponsor.

      “Shane loved life and innovated both sport worlds he touched, skiing and B.A.S.E. Jumping,” Red Bull spokesman Patrice Radden said in a statement. “Unfortunately, the sport he pioneered also carries inherent risks.”

      McConkey founded the International Free Skiing Association and had grown popular in recent years for his BASE jumping competitions and big-mountain film exploits.

      During his career he won the IFSA world tour of freeskiing in 1996 and 1998, and finished second in the 1999 Winter X Games Skier X competition. In 2001, Skiing Mag listed him as the top skier in North America, and Powder magazine readers voted him skier of the year three times.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • SayvedByTheLord
        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
        True Christian™
        • May 2007
        • 3151

        #558
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Bishop dogged by abuse allegations dies

        • Story Highlights
        • Bishop Earl Paulk died near midnight Saturday at the Atlanta Medical Center
        • Paulk was accused several times of molesting various church members
        • Paulk was battling cancer, according to a blog posting by his nephew


        ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- Bishop Earl Paulk, a charismatic preacher brought down by a series of sex scandals, has died. He was 81.
        Bishop Earl Paulk died this weekend at 81.





        Paulk died near midnight Saturday at the Atlanta Medical Center, a nursing supervisor confirmed to CNN. The bishop had been at the hospital for several days, she said.
        Paulk's death came after an "extended and horrible battle with cancer," Paulk's nephew, Bishop Jim Swilley, wrote in a blog post.
        Paulk founded the Chapel Hill Harvester Church in Decatur, a suburb of Atlanta. It quickly grew to become one of the first megachurches in the country. Paulk also had his own television show.
        But his success as a preacher was overshadowed time and again by allegations of sexual impropriety.
        Yet another hellbound papist climbs aboard


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • Roper Crossburn
          The Voice of Freehold
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2008
          • 94

          #559
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          Dan Seals, country-music star, dies at 61
          I ran into this clown a couple of years ago at the Big Valley Jamboree. I'm 95% positive he was a homosexual. On top of that, he ate every last banana muffin at the after-party. I threatened to stab him in the chest if he ever did something so gluttonous and un-Christian in my presence again. Last time I ever went to Canada. The air is crisper and the grass greener now that he's rotting.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22833

            #560
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Nice to see you again Roper. I have noted the release date for Mrs Bathfire - She'll be amongst your first customers. Are we to have the pleasure of a concert in the near future?
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #561
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Praise God! Another slant has been sent into the eternal lake of fire to be tortured for all eternity in unspeakably painful ways.

              You just can't beat love like that!

              Head of oldest sect of Tibetan Buddhism passes away

              Dharamsala, March 27 - The head of the oldest school of Tibetan Buddhism, His Eminence Penor Rinpoche, breathed his last today around 8.20 PM (Indian Standard time) at his residence at Namdrol ling monastery in Bylakuppee, his aides told phayul, and not at hospital as reported earlier.

              Rinpoche was admitted to Columbia Asia Hospital, Bangalore on March 24 following a chronic illness. On March 27, 2009, many high lamas of the Nyingma tradition as well as various other dignitaries received blessings from him at the intensive care unit of the hospital, a press statement issued by his monastery said.

              The khenpos, tulkus and faculty members sought audience with Rinpoche and prayed before him. After the prayer, without any sign of pain he smiled and passed away into parinirvana state for the benefit of sentient beings. Presently, he is in thugdam (meditative state), and the parinirvana prayers are being performed by his followers worldwide, his aides said.

              Voice of Tibet radio reported that a long life offering (tenshug) was held at Namdrol ling monastery in the wee hours of March 27 in the presence of Ven. Tsering Phuntsok, the minister for religion of the exile Tibetan government; members of parliament from Nyingma school, representatives of the department of home in south India, among others.

              Rinpoche left the hospital at 3.30 PM for his monastic seat Namdroling in Bylakuppee after his condition deteriorated, according to his aides.

              Penor Rinpoche held the position of the head of Nyingma tradition of Tibetan Buddhism.

              Kyabjé Drubwang Pema Norbu Rinpoche was born in 1932 in Powo region of Kham, Eastern Tibet. He was the 11th in the Palyul lineage of the Nyingma school of Tibetan Buddhism.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22833

                #562
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Maurice Jarre booked and boarded. He was infamous for composing the music to
                • Lawrence of Arabia – a film glorifying sand-nigras and mudslimes
                • Doctor Zhivago - a film glorifying commies
                • A Passage To India - a film glorifying dot-heads
                • Jesus of Nazareth - a film glorifying blasphemy
                • The Tin Drum - a film glorifying Nazis
                • La Caduta degli dei (The Damned) - a film glorifying Nazis (again) and filmed in foreign.
                • The Witness - a film glorifying false Christians
                • Mad Max, Beyond Thunderdome - a documentary about what would happen if the world was atheist.

                Well, now he can compose something for the Devil’s fiddle as he decomposes!
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • VictoryOS
                  True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                   
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 5388

                  #563
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Thank the passionate Love of Christ! The notorious slut-harlot Fara Faucett has been seen in the line at the ticket counter for a one-way trip on the HELL TRAIN. She's made a career of exposing her nude body and wriggling and writhing for the depraved masses. Let's see what kind of bodily gyrations this hellbound whore will come up with when she's baking and broiling in the fiery ovens of Hell while being sodomized by Satan himself! SHOUT PRAISE! SHOUT GLORY!
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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #564
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Sister do you mean this whore? I've heard today that she is responsible for billions and billions of spilled seed because of some poster in the 70's.

                    (I think the pic you have up is of Brooke Shields)



                    Soon the headlines will read Farrah Fawcett goes to HELL to be Satan's Angel

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                    • VictoryOS
                      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                       
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 5388

                      #565
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      (I think the pic you have up is of Brooke Shields)
                      Is it? I have trouble telling one sinful whore from another. Either way, she'll be frying soon enough.
                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                      in 2016

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #566
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        She's on her death bed right now. I read that she had anal cancer. Is there any worse type?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #567
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          According to the latest news from the JYT, God has smitten Italy with an earthquake to send at least 150 sinners to hell for worshiping the death cookie instead of the risen Savior.

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                          Thank You, Lord!
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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #568
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                            According to the latest news from the JYT, God has smitten Italy with an earthquake to send at least 150 sinners to hell for worshiping the death cookie instead of the risen Savior.

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                            Thank You, Lord!
                            I admit to having been extraordinarily aroused when I awoke to the news that God had (predictably) stricken the heart of satan's kingdom on earth with a large earthquake. I was a bit disappointed to hear that Rome was spared.

                            I renew my promise to every True Christian(tm) on earth: when the day comes (and it will) that Jesus leaves the Vatican in a smoking heap of rubble an human effluence, I'll fly us all out there so that we can pisseth on the debris. Shout Glory!!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
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                              Always Biblically correct
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                              • Sep 2006
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                              The Lord also poured out His wrath upon the local temple of Mary-worship. God is not mocked.

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                              From the JYT:

                              In L’Aquila, the regional capital, the earthquake caused “significant damage to monuments,” said Giuseppe Proietti, secretary general of the Italian Culture Ministry. The rear part of the apse of the Romanesque basilica of Santa Maria di Collemaggio, much of which was restored in the 20th century, collapsed and cupolas in at least two churches in the historic center had cracked open.
                              Praise His holy name!

                              Monday’s earthquake, with a 6.3 magnitude, was not the first to strike the central Italian city. In 1703, a quake destroyed much of the medieval historic center, which was then rebuilt in the Baroque style, according to Alessandro Clementi, who has written several books on the history of L’Aquila, which was founded in the 13th century and had its moment of greatest socioeconomic importance in the Renaissance.
                              Those Mary-hailers just won't learn, will they?

                              Officials in Rome said that the quake had also damaged the Baths of Caracalla, one of the most imposing ancient Roman ruins in the Italian capital, some 60 miles west of the epicenter of the quake, and there was significant damage reported in the villages around L’Aquila as well.
                              We know what goes on in bath houses.
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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #570
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                If they had wanted their buildings to withstand earthquakes they would have built them better. Notice how all of the surrounding buildings are unscathed? This is one way the Church puts the fear of God into its followers.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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