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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Liz Taylor is having heart surgery right now. And she's 77. Let's pray this serial fornicator doesn't wake up.

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    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      Boy the HELL Train sure has been quiet since Patrick Swayze finally died.
      Sister, I've been thinking the exact same thing. It's been kinda dull

      Perhaps a Merciful God will Resurrect him and return him to the living, just as cancerous and in Pain as he formerly was, so we may experience his Death yet again.

      Bigger Miracles have happened

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      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        I note Liz Taylor is having a further increase in medical problems . . .
        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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          So, let me get this straight, you guys are pretty much the worthless bunch of idiots that conspire here about societies downfalls? It's ironic, I bet all of you are [deleted] fu cks. Hey, guess what, Lucifer is going to fu ck you all in the ass.

          I love how you guys can just read a book and assume that everything that is beyond your comprehension is a miracle. Stoning gays?, making women who get raped marry their rapist? Are you guys retarded? This is pretty much as archaic as some of the fu cken bullshit that's going on in the middle east. Let me guess you guys also support dead soldiers? Are you guys part of the fu cken westboro baptist church?

          It's most that Americans are fu cken [deleted], I feel sorry for the few that aren't that have to deal with your shit. It's ok, the response i'm most likely gonna get is hey your gonna burn in hell. I'm ok with that, for If I have to spend the rest of my fu cken existence[deleted] with you piffles, Id rather [deleted] god and his little dipshits that suck his cock.
          Last edited by Pastor Rune Enoe; 10-10-2009, 09:13 PM. Reason: Obscenities deleted

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            Originally posted by Billy Mays here View Post
            So, let me get this straight, you guys are pretty much the worthless bunch of idiots that conspire here about societies downfalls? It's ironic, I bet all of you are creationist fu cks. Hey, guess what, Lucifer is going to fu ck you all in the ass.

            I love how you guys can just read a book and assume that everything that is beyond your comprehension is a miracle. Stoning gays?, making women who get raped marry their rapist? Are you guys retarded? This is pretty much as archaic as some of the fu cken bullshit that's going on in the middle east. Let me guess you guys also support dead soldiers? Are you guys part of the fu cken westboro baptist church?

            It's most that Americans are fu cken retarded, I feel sorry for the few that aren't that have to deal with your shit. It's ok, the response i'm most likely gonna get is hey your gonna burn in hell. I'm ok with that, for If I have to spend the rest of my fu cken existence in a place with you piffles, Id rather fight against god and his little dipshits that suck his cock.
            Jesus has sent you here to be Saved friend. Better purge yourself of your sins while you have time.


            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              Jesus can suck my [deleted] fu cken dick, if i'm gonna be saved by anyone it's not gonna be by your kind. Apparently being saved means, hating blacks, hating homosexuals, hating anything that goes against a fuc ken book that was made what like 4-5 thousand years ago? I thought being christian was supposed to be a positive thing but your nothing more then the suicide bombers that you find in iraq... For allah....

              I hope you end up in heaven so I can [deleted] your ass as a demon. what can god really do since he couldn't get rid of lucifer, what can he really do?

              Last edited by Pastor Rune Enoe; 10-10-2009, 09:11 PM. Reason: Obscenities deleted

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              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Billy Mays here View Post
                Obscenities
                Do you speak to God with that mouth son?

                If you must contradict a senior pastor, then at least have the courtesy to quote the proper chapters and verses that you believe back up your claims.
                A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                  Originally posted by Billy Mays here View Post
                  Jesus can suck my [deleted] fu cken dick, if i'm gonna be saved by anyone it's not gonna be by your kind. Apparently being saved means, hating blacks, hating homosexuals, hating anything that goes against a fuc ken book that was made what like 4-5 thousand years ago? I thought being christian was supposed to be a positive thing but your nothing more then the suicide bombers that you find in iraq... For allah....

                  I hope you end up in heaven so I can [deleted] your ass as a demon. what can god really do since he couldn't get rid of lucifer, what can he really do?

                  Son, the world was created 6000 years ago, the Bible was dictated by God 2000 years ago. Get your facts straight, and wash out your mouth.


                  Leviticus 26:27-29

                  27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                  28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                  29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
                    I note Liz Taylor is having a further increase in medical problems . . .
                    This will free the world of any more of a succession of poor quality films. I feel that with the Gates of Hell cracking wide for her friend Whacko Jacko, the devil is calling his own back home.
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                    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Worthless scumbag Rusty Wier is finally, finally dead. The guy was a two-bit hack of a musician and a notorious drug addict to boot, and he looked like George Carlin with a bad case of faggot sissy hair (I Googled "Rusty Wier wife" and got nothing, so there you go). This made my whole week.



                      Good riddance to bad rubbish!

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                      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Roper, Hon, good to see you again!

                        Say - isn't that the "musician" who used to sing "I Heard You Been Laying My Old Lady?"

                        Vile

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                        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Praise Jesus! Another sodomite mick has been sent to hell for his crimes against God. Shout Glory!!

                          Stephen Gately of Irish boy Boyzone dies in Mallorca, leaves behind partner

                          LONDON (AP) — Stephen Gately, a singer with the Irish boy band Boyzone, has died while on vacation in Spain, the group said on its Web site Sunday. He was 33.

                          Gately "tragically died" on Saturday while visiting the Spanish island of Mallorca, the band said in a brief statement. It was not immediately clear how he died.

                          "At present we don't have too many details. The rest of the boys will be traveling to Majorca later this morning," the statement said.

                          Gately and his partner Andrew Cowles were in Mallorca together, the statement said. They were wed in a civil union in 2006.

                          Boyzone was a U.K. hitmaker in the 1990s and announced a comeback tour at the end of last year.

                          The group's manager Louis Walsh told the News of the World, "We're all completely devastated."
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Praise Jesus! Another sodomite mick has been sent to hell for his crimes against God. Shout Glory!!
                            Rectal Disembowelment Syndrome. Those faggots were going at it and when his "partner" pulled out he pulled out that queer's whole intestinal tract. 1 in 5 homersexurals die of RDS.
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                              Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                              Rectal Disembowelment Syndrome. Those faggots were going at it and when his "partner" pulled out he pulled out that queer's whole intestinal tract. 1 in 5 homersexurals die of RDS.
                              With every new thing I learn about the inherent dangers of homerism, it makes me wonder even more why anyone would choose such a lifestyle. It just goes to show how far a person can fall without Jesus in their life to hold them up.
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                              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                With every new thing I learn about the inherent dangers of homerism, it makes me wonder even more why anyone would choose such a lifestyle. It just goes to show how far a person can fall without Jesus in their life to hold them up.
                                That's why it is very rare to see an elderly queer. Between RDS, the AIDS and semen overdose the homersexural has a life expectancy of 13 years after they've made the choice to be a faggot.
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                                James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
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