[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I'm taking bets that the terribly sinful Dennis Hopper will be (easy) riding on Satan's engorged tallywacker by the end of the month.

Place your bets here!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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John Forsythe, star of the soft-core porn show Charlie's Angels and the sodomite favorite Dynasty, is dead. He'll get to say, "Good morning, demons" in one of Satan's rape rooms every morning for eternity.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I followed that link Pastor, it begins,

John Forsythe, the debonair actor whose matinee-idol looks,...

I always saw him as a smarmy, self-obsessed closet homer and a poor model for today's youth. He'll be discovering, even as I write, if Satan is fooled by appearances.

[humble servant]

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This guy is probably driving the train or very close to being 'promoted' to driving it. The very least he is in one of the 'first class' cars with his scientology:


and this one too with hezbollah:

[tegs mckeg]

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This guy is probably driving the train or very close to being 'promoted' to driving it. The very least he is in one of the 'first class' cars with his scientology:


and this one too with hezbollah:

Yay i get to ride the train with celebrities

[Petal]

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Yay i get to ride the train with celebrities

no you not cuz satan gonna rides your caboose, so there!

[James Dewitt]

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no you not cuz satan gonna rides your caboose, so there!

Petal you are simply precious. How nice of you to point that out to the God Mocker.

[tegs mckeg]

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Petal you are simply precious. How nice of you to point that out to the God Mocker.

but i didnt mock god i jus said i wanted to hang out with the celebrities... i thought this was some celebrity fundraiser or something im so confused. im only 12

[James Dewitt]

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but i didnt mock god i jus said i wanted to hang out with the celebrities... i thought this was some celebrity fundraiser or something im so confused. im only 12

May be you should go outside and play. This forum is for grown ups. Now be a good lad and run off. Say why dont you pick up a KJV 1611 and do a little reading.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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This guy is probably driving the train or very close to being 'promoted' to driving it. The very least he is in one of the 'first class' cars with his scientology:


and this one too with hezbollah:

They're not dead. How can they be on the Hell Train, exactly?

[humble servant]

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They're not dead. How can they be on the Hell Train, exactly?

Hell is their destination and I believe that the hell train is a metaphor for their lives and how their lives are a journey. At the end of the journey is hell just like at the end of their lives.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Hell is their destination and I believe that the hell train is a metaphor for their lives and how their lives are a journey. At the end of the journey is hell just like at the end of their lives.

This is weird, that made some sense.

[Wide-Open]

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"God Save The Queer!"

Oh wait, He didn't!

Woot woot for Malcolm!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Anatoly Dobrynin, longtime Commieland ambassador to God's favorite country, has been summoned home to Comrade Satan.

Sinners of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but ... well, everything, actually.

Билеты, пожалуйста.

[James Hutchins]

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Билеты, пожалуйста.

Rofl!