[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Excuse us for resting on God's promise in His Word.

1 John 5:13: These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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PRAAAAAAIIIISEE!!!! That harlot Lady-Gaga impersonating race-mixing drunken whore AMY WINEHOUSE is dead! I'd be willing to bet $100 that Jesus Himself read my little dead whore list above and decided to add to it.



That meth-filled mouth is now open to Satan's barbed tallywhacker for all eternity.

[SUV]

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That meth-filled mouth is now open to Satan's barbed tallywhacker for all eternity.

Hallelujah!

Poor Satan

[Titus Templeton]

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PRAAAAAAIIIISEE!!!! That harlot Lady-Gaga impersonating race-mixing drunken whore AMY WINEHOUSE is dead! I'd be willing to bet $100 that Jesus Himself read my little dead whore list above and decided to add to it.

Praise the Lord!!
Its an miracle how you get those informations faster then the news, Reverend!

[Talitha]

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PRAAAAAAIIIISEE!!!! That harlot Lady-Gaga impersonating race-mixing drunken whore AMY WINEHOUSE is dead! I'd be willing to bet $100 that Jesus Himself read my little dead whore list above and decided to add to it.

Now with Satan.

She shoulda gone to rehab but she said no, no, no!

She was already full of chemicals they won't need to embalm her body.

Choo-Choo..................

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Why am not surprised? The stereotypical harlot, a worthless human being, even God had had enough. Satan will have prepared a vial of heroin permanently outside her grasp and be rasping her vocal chords with a red hot file.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Why am not surprised? The stereotypical harlot, a worthless human being, even God had had enough. Satan will have prepared a vial of heroin permanently outside her grasp and be rasping her vocal chords with a red hot file.

I think He's way ahead of you.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Mistress Cookie]

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Coming here to log on, I saw so many pictures of teens crying in the news. I didn't know Little Miss Wino-house was still so popular with the young people



I did read one brave thing about the deceased demoness, though, believe it or not.

Winehouse's performances were sometimes shambolic, and she admitted she is "a terrible drunk." She acknowledged struggling with eating disorders and told a newspaper that she had been diagnosed as manic depressive but refused to take medication.

At least it's brave she refused to play into the hands of the sickular "scientists" and try to "treat" her "manic depression" (a word that's not even in the Bible, so we know it's a made-up word.)

Plus, she did us all a favor, cuz if she did try to treat this non-existant problem, she might have lasted longer, and we'd have to hear her caterwauling forever and ever....good ridance!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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When I heard on the radio that Amy Whinehouse had been called down to do a command performance for Satan, I shouted, "Thank You, Jesus!" loudly enough that the driver in the lane next to me looked up from his cell phone and asked me what the excitement was.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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PRAAAAAAIIIISEE!!!! That harlot Lady-Gaga impersonating race-mixing drunken whore AMY WINEHOUSE is dead! I'd be willing to bet $100 that Jesus Himself read my little dead whore list above and decided to add to it.



That meth-filled mouth is now open to Satan's barbed tallywhacker for all eternity.

Never heard of her.

Where's Zsa-zsa!?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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GLORY!

Has Justin Bieber started on a debilitated drug addiction yet?

[SUV]

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Still, I'm sad because now she can never go back to Rehab. The Fellowship! The games they play! The Christian 12-step programs!

Well, ho-hum. Her loss - Satan's gain

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise Jesus, God has sent another member of the Jew York Yankees to hell. This one was a slope.

Former Yankees pitcher Hideki Irabu found dead

Former New York Yankees pitcher Hideki Irabu was found dead Wednesday in Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif.

“He was found dead by an apparent suicide,” county sheriff’s Sgt. Michael Arriaga said.

Irabu, 42, lived in Rancho Palos Verdes but it was not immediately clear whether it was his home, the sergeant said. Other details were not immediately released. Los Angeles County coroner’s official Ed Winter said Irabu’s body was found by a friend and law enforcement was notified.

Winter said the coroner’s office was not releasing any circumstances of the death other than it was being investigated as a suicide.

Irabu was billed as the Japanese version of Nolan Ryan when he arrived in the United States in 1997. But after an impressive major-league debut with the Yankees that summer, he never came close to fulfilling such lofty expectations.

Rather, he always wore the label that late Yankees owner George Steinbrenner stuck on him after Irabu failed to cover first base during an exhibition game: “Fat ... toad.”

“He was a world-class pitcher. When Nolan Ryan saw him he said he had never seen anything like it,” said former major-league manager Bobby Valentine, who managed Irabu in Japan. “There were just some days when he was as good a pitcher as I had ever seen. A fabulous arm.”

Irabu finished 34-35 with a 5.15 ERA in three seasons.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Can you believe it!? Zsa-zsa's greasy foreigner husband has wasted thousands on a billboard celebrating their devilish union. I only hope brother Monty doesn't see this.

[Mistress Cookie]

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HOW did I miss this ? ? ? ? ?

Dame Barbara Cartland, who has died aged 98, was a confection entirely of her own making: a romantic novelist of unrivalled output, a doughty champion of unlikely causes, the most reliable sound-bite artiste of her times, and step grandmother of Diana, Princess of Wales.

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In her later years, she cut an unmistakeable figure in a froth of pink ball gown with extravagant, almost clown-like, make-up - her cheeks pulled back with sadly visible bits of sticking plaster. This facade of pancake and tulle, however, concealed an iron constitution, a steely determination, and a mind which, though often contrary and in an eccentric orbit of its own, was seldom less than razor sharp. She was a formidable fairy queen.

She boasted, in a Who's Who entry which takes more than a page merely to list her 700 books, that she was the best-selling author in the world, with sales of 750 million. Some doubted.

Although there was once public embarrassment when it was discovered that an inaccurate birth-date appeared in Who's Who (secretarial error, claimed the Dame) she was actually born Barbara Hamilton Cartland on July 9 1901, at her grandparents' house at Edgbaston. Her parents, she later claimed, would have preferred a boy. When, in the course of a difficult labour, her father was asked by the doctor whether he should save the life of mother or child, he said: "Damn the bloody child! Save my wife."

In some respects, Cartland was a crashing snob. One interviewer asked her whether she thought class barriers had disappeared and was told that of course they had - otherwise, why on earth did he suppose someone like her would be talking to someone like him.

For most of her life she was fascinated, professionally and personally, by the relationship between the sexes. In private she would discuss sexual matters with an explicitness verging on the bawdy (she was fascinating on the subject of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor's private parts); but in public she proclaimed a virginal romanticism verging on the prudish.

Her first brush with men came in the Bath period, when a libidinous major invited her to his bedroom in order to show her "how his revolver worked". But in 1919, on holiday, she first discovered the thrill of male company. She claimed to have received three proposals of marriage that fortnight alone. In time this rose to around 50.

Outliving her few rivals as the "Queen of Romantic Fiction", she became almost a self-parody, and yet was saved by herself from becoming as absurd as her detractors might have liked. She had a wry self awareness, never more so than when she declined to appear on stage with female impersonator Danny la Rue, on the grounds that no one in the audience would know who was who.

Despite failing eyesight, she continued to produce novels until almost the very end and became an aged pin-up, widely loved. In 1991 she circulated to newspaper editors a folder tied with pink ribbon, labelled in blue felt-tip: The History of Barbara Cartland and "How I Want to be Remembered". It was wholly positive in approach. "In 1981, I was chosen," she told the world, "as Achiever of the Year by the National Home Furnishing Association of Colorado Springs."

It lists every one of her hundreds of novels as well as "Her Other Wonderful Books" including biography (Metternich - the Passionate Diplomat) and five cook books (the recipes were devised by her long-serving chef, Nigel). Her final addition was "being published in Poland and the Arab world because I am moral".
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