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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14712

    #3406
    Originally posted by Madame Frottage View Post
    Tim Curry has died. No doubt, he was a leading contributor ..etc
    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    ..wear clothing that can be described in one word, flamboyant.
    In the interests of maintaining Godliness, the following clip is quite short. It is not intended to channel prurience but to demonstrate the type of clothing described in case a family member comes home wearing something similar. Now you'll able to identify tell-tale signs of the contribution from Tim, reinforced by Dolly, turning your son away from Christ. Remember, one day he will be the head of his own family. Your example is important.

    But if it's your husband adopting this—or a similar—style, even requiring household staff or business associates to regard it as the corporate "look" then what he expects from you would be gleaned by observing details in subsequent minutes of this disgraceful performance. Obedience needs to be immediate but, for any Christian wife, in this case prayerfully.
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    • handmaiden
      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 11659

      #3407
      People keep going on and ON with their tributes to Dolly Parton. Everyone is making a big fuss about her sending a few million books to children all around the world. Were those books Bibles, you ask? No. They were not. Enough said.
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • Elmer G. White
        Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
        Victim of atheist scientific persecution
         
        • Apr 2014
        • 10291

        #3408
        "King" Harald of Norway paased into the warm embrace of Hell earlier to-day at 4:35 GMT.

        How do we know that He chose Hell as His eternal abode? Let us just look at one of his speeches from 2016:
        Norwegians are “girls who love girls, boys who love boys, and girls and boys who love each other”. He also voiced support for religious diversity, saying Norwegians believed “in God, in Allah, in the universe – and in nothing”
        Now let us see what God has to say:

        Leviticus 18:22
        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


        Psalms 14:1
        (To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.


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        This is disgusting. I shall surely check his agony once Jesus takes me to the outlook point in Heaven.


        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer ​​
        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 13092

          #3409
          Norway is a frozen den of sin. I wonder if there are any Norwegians in the divine paradise. Here is an example of what is called "art" in Norway:

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          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Madame Frottage
            Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
            • Jan 2025
            • 320

            #3410
            Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post

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            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer ​
            Interesting he says girls and boys instead of men and women. Do we know he was at Epstein Island?

            I was told get thee to a rectory. But then I saw Father Maurice ministering to Jerome the altar boy which tells me it has something to do with rectums.

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            • Madame Frottage
              Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
              • Jan 2025
              • 320

              #3411
              Gloria Steiman has died, mon dieu. I will remember her as that silly woman who tried a penis once and then she felt triste.
              I was told get thee to a rectory. But then I saw Father Maurice ministering to Jerome the altar boy which tells me it has something to do with rectums.

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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 13092

                #3412
                Originally posted by Madame Frottage View Post
                Gloria Steiman has died, mon dieu. I will remember her as that silly woman who tried a penis once and then she felt triste.
                Welcome to hell, Gloria. You never learned to stay at home and bake pies.

                Gloria Steinem, feminist writer and activist, dead at 92
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • Romeo Rovagnati
                  Jesuit Insurgency Operative
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2016
                  • 775

                  #3413
                  A serbian general who killed milions of Muslims has died last week. I forgot his name.

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                  • Madame Frottage
                    Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
                    • Jan 2025
                    • 320

                    #3414
                    C'est la vie. The last egg in my uterus died, but has anyone in this church given a single thought....WHATS GOING TO HAPOEN TO ME?
                    I was told get thee to a rectory. But then I saw Father Maurice ministering to Jerome the altar boy which tells me it has something to do with rectums.

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14712

                      #3415
                      Reverse teleportation?

                      Leviticus 19:27a, 28b, 29c [God speaking]
                      Ye shall not round the corners of your heads . . . nor print any marks upon you . . . lest the land fall to whoredom

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                      • Madame Frottage
                        Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
                        • Jan 2025
                        • 320

                        #3416
                        Who isn't on the Hell Train is death row convict Christina Pike, who FAILED TO DIE after not une, por deux lethal injection attempts! Clearly Mary's favours mercy on her. They say Christ is found in the wretched, and a beat up doll like Christina, may be the most Christ-like of all.
                        I was told get thee to a rectory. But then I saw Father Maurice ministering to Jerome the altar boy which tells me it has something to do with rectums.

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                        • Romeo Rovagnati
                          Jesuit Insurgency Operative
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2016
                          • 775

                          #3417
                          Originally posted by Madame Frottage View Post
                          Who isn't on the Hell Train is death row convict Christina Pike, who FAILED TO DIE after not une, por deux lethal injection attempts! Clearly Mary's favours mercy on her. They say Christ is found in the wretched, and a beat up doll like Christina, may be the most Christ-like of all.
                          Dear Madame, i think you are right. And by right, I mean biblically right:

                          (Mark 16:18) They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

                          Now, that also makes me think Grigori Rasputin could've dodged the Hell Train, since he also survived poisoning.

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14712

                            #3418
                            LORD ARCHER
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                            Suspected episcopalian—seen here hobnobbing with some sort of clergyman clasping what looks like an Anglican prayerbook, arrowed in red—dropped dead today. Whether his lordship ever read one I have no idea. That would be a plus for him, had he not, heresies having snuck in over the past few centuries, therefore his views on Joseph, Mary, Jesus, His Resurrection & Ascension are unknown to me.

                            Archer's relationship with scientists falsely so-called I Timothy 6:20 may have persuaded him that the sky is transparent and that Jesus, if He were there, would always be visible. God is straightforward on this, however: the sky is opaque and to see what's on the other side it needs to be opened. And the proof of the pudding is that when it WAS opened, Jesus was SEEN there, confirming the veracity of a theological detail widely disputed by heretics.

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                            • Madame Frottage
                              Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
                              • Jan 2025
                              • 320

                              #3419
                              Eva Marie Saint, mistress of the Golden Age of Hollywood was no saint. She was not canonized by the blessed Pope. She's dead.
                              I was told get thee to a rectory. But then I saw Father Maurice ministering to Jerome the altar boy which tells me it has something to do with rectums.

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                              • MitzaLizalor
                                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 14712

                                #3420
                                Originally posted by Madame Frottage View Post
                                Eva Marie Saint, mistress of the Golden Age of Hollywood was no saint. She was not canonized by the blessed Pope. She's dead.
                                I gather she was a Quaker. Although not enough in itself to guarantee perdition—and the 10 seconds I devoted to scrutiny of her career is all its going to get—whether she remained a Quaker is immaterial compared to rejection by a pope for one of his promotions, which leaves the door open for her to have accepted Christ.





                                Promoting the idea that we don't know who's "out there" does challenge Christ's information concerning "the universe" so her life, cut short at 102, may well have been an opportunity wasted.

                                Genesis 5:32 – 6:3 Noah was five hundred years old: and Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth. And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, that the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.

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