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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    Let us not forget these silly little faggits. LOL! He will be miming like he is trying to climb stairs out of HELL, then Satan and his minions will grab him and rape him and tear him to pieces!!!!!!!

    GLORY!


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    HAHAHA!!! This is officially a joke.

    This is single handedly the funniest thing I've read this week.
    What power would Hell have if those imprisoned there were not able to dream of heaven?

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    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Morpheus, Dream King View Post
      HAHAHA!!! This is officially a joke.
      I think you'll find that there is absolutely nothing funny about being condemned to hell.

      This is single handedly the funniest thing I've read this week.
      Single handedly? If you're doing anything like that, you'll go blind.
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        Actually, I find the idea of you condemning me to hell quite hilarious.

        If you are what's waiting for me in heaven, I'll be conducting the Hell Train you speak so joyously of.

        A masturbation joke? Really? Has it truly sunk to that?
        What power would Hell have if those imprisoned there were not able to dream of heaven?

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        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          Single handedly? If you're doing anything like that, you'll go blind.
          If you are implying what I think you are sir, he will be interrupting or possibly even altogether ending, his genetic line.

          As to whether or not this activity might translate into some sort of visit to the center of our planet is strictly conjecture unsupported by science.
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          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Morpheus, Dream King View Post
            Has it truly sunk to that?
            I'm glad you have "sinking" on your mind, sinner, because you'll probably be doing it soon

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            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Screw you god will never send this inncoccent people to hell he has mercy you jack ass.

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                Can you possibly make your posts in English?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  I hear that Kenny Rogers is sick... The Gambler might be the next soul to ride the Hell Train.
                  There are more black people in Mensa than there are decent God-fearing patriots in the country music industry. I can count 'em on one hand, and I don't even need my thumb: there's myself, David Allen Coe, Johnny Rebel, and Toby Keith. That's it. Kenny's a hack, sellout, and snake oil salesman and I for one will be laughing like a jackass the day he finally "folds 'em" and gets his ticket punched for a one-way trip to tarnation.

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                    Another "conservative" Christkiller heads for the hot spot, proving that it doesn't matter how much you hate Muslims or condemn the nattering nabobs of negativism -- you spin the dreidel, you face the flames.

                    Columnist William Safire dies at 79



                    William Safire, a onetime speechwriter for President Nixon who became a Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist for The New York Times, has died at age 79, the newspaper announced Sunday.

                    William Safire died in Maryland following a battle with pancreatic cancer, The New York Times reported.

                    Safire joined the Times as a columnist in 1973. In addition to his conservative news columns, which he wrote until 2005, he wrote a language column for the paper's Sunday magazine from 1979 until shortly before his death.

                    He won the Pulitzer Prize for commentary in 1978. In 2006, President George W. Bush awarded him the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the highest U.S. civilian honor.

                    Safire had suffered from pancreatic cancer and died Sunday at a hospice in Rockville, Maryland, the newspaper reported.
                    Here's some "language" for Bill to ponder: burn in Hell, you hook-nosed scumbag!
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                      The following article might, at first glance, be taken as a paean of praise. However, I feel that out of some sort of misplaced and God-denying politeness, the author has failed to convey that Marek Edelman was a born killer in a race of Christ killers.

                      He was a man who cared little for the Word of God, “Titus 3:1 Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,” and rebelled against authority.

                      I think his journey on the Hell Train to the eternal pits of sulfur will be in a cattle wagon



                      The world lost one of the heroes of the anti-Nazi resistance yesterday with the death of Marek Edelman, the last surviving leader of the Warsaw Ghetto uprising. Marek was one of 200 Jews who battled German troops for a month in 1943 before the Ghetto was razed to the ground. It was the single largest revolt during the Holocaust.

                      The Warsaw Ghetto was set up by the Nazis in 1940, as part of a wider operation to round up Jews across occupied Eastern Europe. Between 300,000 and 400,000 people were crowded into the Warsaw Ghetto, the largest of its kind in Europe.

                      In the summer of 1942 the Nazis began the forcible transportation of Jews from the Ghetto to the Treblinka death camp, in an operation codenamed Grossaktion Warschau.

                      In mid-January 1943, the Germans began their second wave of deportation, but this time it was met by an armed insurgency within the ghetto. While Jewish families hid in their "bunkers", Jewish Military League (Żydowski Związek Wojskowy, ŻZW) fighters, joined by elements of the Jewish Combat Organisation (Żydowska Organizacja Bojowa, ŻO engaged the Germans in two direct clashes. Hundreds of people took up small arms to fight the Nazis. They took control of much of the Ghetto, built defences and executed collaborators.

                      At its peak, in April 1943, the uprising involved 1,000 people. However, the Nazis struck back. Over 2,000 Nazi soldiers, including 821 Waffen SS troops, were sent in and within three days crushed the resistance.

                      The longest-lasting defence of a position took place around the ŻZW stronghold at Muranowski Square from 19 April to late April. In the afternoon of 19 April, two boys climbed up on the roof of the headquarters of the Jewish Resistance there and raised two flags: the red and white Polish flag and the blue and white banner of the ŻZW. These flags were easily seen from the Warsaw streets and remained atop the house for four entire days, despite German attempts to remove them.

                      The German commander of the assault, SS-Brigadeführer Jürgen Stroop, noted: “The matter of the flags was of great political and moral importance. It reminded hundreds of thousands of the Polish cause, it excited them and unified the population of the General Government but especially Jews and Poles. Flags and national colours are a means of combat exactly like a rapid-fire weapon, like thousands of such weapons. The Reichsführer [Himmler] bellowed into the phone: 'Stroop, you must at all costs bring down those two flags'."

                      The uprising was crushed and most of the ŻZW leadership were killed. The remaining fighters escaped the ghetto through the Muranowski* tunnel, and relocated to the Michalin** forest.
                      *translated as “sewers”

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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Toot! Toot! There's a radical nigress in the hospital right now, and Jesus is getting ready to punch her ticket on the train to hell. Shout Glory!!

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Toot! Toot! There's a radical nigress in the hospital right now, and Jesus is getting ready to punch her ticket on the train to hell. Shout Glory!!

                          What was that? "An Ode to Uppitiness"? Isn't she one of those jigs that thinks their ancestors could fly? We'll see if that nigress can fly out of Hell.
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                            Eek! If this face is not a prime example of Jewelry, then I don't know what is.

                            Joos! So imPatient for everything! Apparently he couldn't even wait to Die before beginning to decompose!

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                            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Toot! Toot! There's a radical nigress in the hospital right now, and Jesus is getting ready to punch her ticket on the train to hell. Shout Glory!!
                              When I read your post, I was hoping just a little bit that you were talking about our own uppity nigress, Miss Professor X.

                              It's still good news though.
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                              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Boy the HELL Train sure has been quiet since Patrick Swayze finally died. Satan must really be having fun with him.

                                Since it's so quiet lets have a little fun by posting who we'd like to see board HELL Train next.

                                I would like to see Elizabeth Taylor bite the dust. She's a filthy whore and old as dirt. And JESUS Christ whats the hold up with Tony Curtis already? He's so old he falls apart when he walks.

                                Saaaay, do you suppose they made a deal with the devil and that's why they are literally the living dead?
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