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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22895

    #1

    Catholic Blasphemes Christ

    Word reached Landover of how Satan inspires Catlix to make Our Lord Jesus Christ appear ridiculous.
    The three photos tell the tale. The image on the left is the original work, a century-old oil painting of Christ called "Ecce Homo (Behold the Man)" that was painted on a column inside a church near Zaragoza, Spain, by artist Elias Garcia Martinez.

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    Over the years, the work began to deteriorate, as shown in the second image. According to the Centre de Estudios Borjanos, the unnamed amateur artist (without permission from the church, needless to say) thought she could improve the work and set to work with paints and brushes. The third picture is the result.

    The BBC reports that the woman realized her mistake and contacted Juan Maria Ojeda, a city council member in charge of cultural affairs for the area. "I think she had good intentions," Ojeda told the BBC, "If we can't fix it, we will probably cover the wall with a photo of the painting,"

    The BBC Europe correspondent described the painting's current state as resembling "a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic."
    If you have any images of Jesus, God (or if there are any, of The Holy Spirit) that are clearly done by some drunken Spanish witch or generally uninspired and thus proof of the works of Satan please post here as a warning that Catlix, heathens, pagans and atheists should not be allowed to depict any of the Trinity.

    And how dare they call Jesus a Homo!
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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836

    #2
    Re: Catholic Blasphemes Christ

    I hate to ask this but I know there is no end to the depth of catholic depravity.
    Is the white on His face just areas of flaking paint or is it 'splatter'?

    YIC

    Jack
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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    • Godfly
      Descended from Rapes
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 1552

      #3
      Re: Catholic Blasphemes Christ

      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
      I hate to ask this but I know there is no end to the depth of catholic depravity.
      Is the white on the second picture areas of flaking paint or is it 'splatter'?

      YIC

      Jack
      Obviously the "artist" intended to make our Lord look younger, paint out any wrinkles and remove his manly beard. The better to pleasure themselves to.

      They gave him Justin Beber's haircut!
      Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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      • Bjorn Jensen
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2012
        • 2356

        #4
        Re: Catholic Blasphemes Christ

        Why is it called Ecce Homo? Jesus was NOT a homo!

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: Catholic Blasphemes Christ

          I bet all the pictures of Mary look just fine.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Catholic Blasphemes Christ

            This is why retards should never be allowed to take paints outside of the "home".

            Jesus is NOT an alien-human hybrid!


            Not an accurate depiction of the Virgin Birth
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #7
              Re: Catholic Blasphemes Christ

              You wouldn't expect it to be so easy for a senile old lady to steal a priceless painting out of a church and deface it.

              I guess the priests were too drunk or too enamored with their altar boys to notice anything else.
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              • Bjorn Jensen
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2012
                • 2356

                #8
                Re: Catholic Blasphemes Christ

                Anyone else noticed that she made Jesus look like a monkey, as if we evolved from monkeys instead of being created by God (aka Jesus) for 6000 years ago? Maybe she is a Darwinist?!

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                • Liam the ex-drunk
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 403

                  #9
                  Re: Catholic Blasphemes Christ

                  Heathenistic blasphemies of the catholic cult are a daily occurence. I am glad I am an ex catholic and found the one true christ.

                  It seems that the witch in question used the Movie of Mr Bean as her inspiration. I hope she burns in hell.

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                  After
                  Last edited by Liam the ex-drunk; 09-19-2012, 09:50 AM.
                  Matthew 10:34
                  Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                    Scientific Advisor
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2373

                    #10
                    Re: Catholic Blasphemes Christ

                    Someone make sure she doesn't climb up to the Sistine Chapel and paint remove God the Father's beard!!
                    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: Catholic Blasphemes Christ

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      You wouldn't expect it to be so easy for a senile old lady to steal a priceless painting out of a church and deface it.

                      I guess the priests were too drunk or too enamored with their altar boys to notice anything else.
                      Worse, Brother.

                      It's painted on a column in the church. She had to stand in the church and paint that X-Files abomination.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Whip of Japheth
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 161

                        #12
                        Re: Catholic Blasphemes Christ

                        Spanish newspapers say that she is in bed with a "anxiety crisis", "nervous breakdown", etc. Nonsenses. She confronts her destiny, is clearly possessed and doomed.
                        A lot of catholic priests around and i am too old to do a proper exorcism with a mayor demon so ¡Burn with your master, idolatrous witch!

                        For shame hath devoured the labour of our fathers from our youth; their flocks and their herds, their sons and their daughters.
                        Jeremiah 3:24

                        Stupid and lazy neighbors...
                        Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage.
                        Joshua 1:18

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                        • John Creeser
                          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                           
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 7248

                          #13
                          Re: Catholic Blasphemes Christ

                          See? This is why I cannot stomach Catlicks, they paint Jesus like some damn bloated eskimo in a nightgound and call him a homo.
                          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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