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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #1

    This morning's earthquake

    As we have been repeating all morning in the Spiritual Safety office; no this is not the prelude to the Rapture brethren, it was just an earthquake. No damage has been reported in the Freehold area PRAISE JESUS! We note the earthquake was centered in Illinois so the obvious conclusion is that God is showing His displeasure over Illinois Blue State politics is. Hopefully we will be soon reading about the numerous sinners killed by Jesus in their beds while they slept. GLORY!

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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  • Brother V
    True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3481

    #2
    Re: This morning earthquake

    God sends earthquakes to kill things he doesn't like.

    The earthquake was in Illinois.

    Barrak Obama is from Illinois.

    Coincidence?

    YIC
    V

    (edit) I slept through it, and my house had no damage. Just goes to show that when you are right with the LORD, he looks after His own.
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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    • One-eyed Jack
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 1092

      #3
      Re: This morning earthquake

      Satan may be restless! Here is an arcticle on the quake. A couple of weeks ago there were undersea quakes off the Oregon coast -- relatively small ones, however. See this page.

      I suspect that Satan is stirring, and his demons are kicking the foundations of the world. Probably they are anticipating a win by Barak Obama or Hillary Clinton -- and the consequent release of DEMONIC EVIL upon God's nation, the United States of Jesus. But they will be disappointed once John McCain becomes the "third Bush" of the ongoing American revolt against God-denying rationalism.

      Praise the Lord! Satan can wriggle and thrash and rumble, but HE CANNOT WIN!

      ~~ OEJ

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      • Eugene Hackwith
        Farmer for Christ™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 736

        #4
        Re: This morning earthquake

        Originally posted by Brother V View Post
        God sends earthquakes to kill things he doesn't like.

        The earthquake was in Illinois.

        Barrak Obama is from Illinois.

        Coincidence?

        YIC
        V

        (edit) I slept through it, and my house had no damage. Just goes to show that when you are right with the LORD, he looks after His own.
        Also, Hillary Clinton grew up in Illinois, which makes me thankful that this quake wasn't catastrophic. With both of these evil Demoncrats having Illinois roots, I wouldn't be surprised if we are visited by God's wrath again. This is just another example of the God fearing areas of Illinois being punished as a result of the politics of Chicago.
        A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

        Psalm 139:19-20
        Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
        For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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        • Justina Thyme
          Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2007
          • 1718

          #5
          Re: This morning's earthquake

          EARTHQUAKE RESURRECTION


          The resurrection to immortality of
          :
          • Jesus Christ
          • The "many saints" of Matthew chapter 27
          • The two witnesses of Revelation chapter 11
          What do these resurrections have in common? And what impact could it have in the future?

          Have you ever questioned the traditional explanation of how the "rapture", or catching up of believers will take place? Among those who believe this teaching, it has long been believed that newscasts will suddenly flash a story that millions of people will be reported as missing all around the world. Planes will fall from the sky, accidents will occur all over the globe, and the world will be in a state of bewilderment over where everyone disappeared to.

          How will it be explained? Did the "rapture" just take place? Were all the people abducted by aliens? Many theories about just how it will be explained have been advanced. But none of them made sense to me, and there was no explanation I felt comfortable with.

          Until now.

          Earthquake Resurrection explores the possibility that the disappearance of a large group of believers worldwide will be masked by global catastrophe. This possibility is based on a pattern found in scripture that the power unleashed when a human being is resurrected into an immortal body causes a shaking of the surrounding earth. The pattern is evident with the two recorded historic instances of the resurrection of Jesus Christ and the "many saints who had died" in Matthew 27, as well as with the resurrection of the two witnesses of Revelation chapter 11 in the future.

          What does this portend for the future, much larger, global resurrection of the dead in Christ? Will there be a global shaking of the earth from the power of the resurrection? What is the purpose of the "harpazo", the Greek term for the quick and sudden snatching or seizure of believers just after the resurrection of the dead in Christ? Is there some kind of harm from which they need be snatched away? What is the "trump of God" that accompanies the event? If God's voice was described as the sound of a trumpet in scripture, and in the past it caused Mount Sinai and the surrounding area to shake greatly, will this also occur when the trump of God is sounded at the resurrection of the dead in Christ?


          Oddly enough, Scripture seems to point in the direction of God as being the One Who is responsible for earthquakes. No one is certain. They may play a part in the Rapture, but again, no one knows. Regrettably, there is a true dearth of information about demons' having caused earthqakes.



          Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

          1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

          A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
          Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

          LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22929

            #6
            Re: This morning earthquake

            Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
            [...]This is just another example of the God fearing areas of Illinois being punished as a result of the politics of Chicago.
            Fear not Brother Eugene, did not Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego survive the fiery furnace; did not Noah and his family survive the Flood; did David not survive the earthquake? Surely your godless neighbors will descend through the gaping maw of the opening earth and fall to join satan in the netherworld - leaving you and your kin unharmed and perfectly placed at the bankruptcy sale!
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: This morning's earthquake

              Isaiah 24:17 Fear, and the pit, and the snare, are upon thee, O inhabitant of the earth.
              24:18 And it shall come to pass, that he who fleeth from the noise of the fear shall fall into the pit; and he that cometh up out of the midst of the pit shall be taken in the snare: for the windows from on high are open, and the foundations of the earth do shake.
              24:19 The earth is utterly broken down, the earth is clean dissolved, the earth is moved exceedingly.
              24:20 The earth shall reel to and fro like a drunkard, and shall be removed like a cottage; and the transgression thereof shall be heavy upon it; and it shall fall, and not rise again.
              24:21 And it shall come to pass in that day, that the LORD shall punish the host of the high ones that are on high, and the kings of the earth upon the earth.
              24:22 And they shall be gathered together, as prisoners are gathered in the pit, and shall be shut up in the prison, and after many days shall they be visited.
              24:23 Then the moon shall be confounded, and the sun ashamed, when the LORD of hosts shall reign in mount Zion, and in Jerusalem, and before his ancients gloriously.


              Praise Jesus for earthquakes!! He cleanses us of demons and perverts with each bump and grind! GLORY!!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Stridex Puss Bucket
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Mar 2008
                • 88

                #8
                hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm
                demons eh?
                well then, time to buy a .44 and a shotgun
                I aint gonna go quiet

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: This morning's earthquake

                  Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina View Post
                  hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm
                  demons eh?
                  well then, time to buy a .44 and a shotgun
                  I aint gonna go quiet
                  Pal, all the pop guns in the world aren't going to protect you from satan when he sets his putrid sights on you. You need Jesus in your corner to win that fight. You need GOD!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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